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I'm a Beacon of Light and Other Shit  

New2Midlo 53M
687 posts
1/30/2022 12:48 pm

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2/3/2022 7:48 am

I'm a Beacon of Light and Other Shit


Earlier today, someone said to me, "You've restored my faith in humanity." Do I wear flowing robes now and take a vow of celibacy, yet secretly sleep with my cute female followers?

Anyway, what precipitated the comment happened while I was in the local megamart's self checkout. My was almost out of treats and I wouldn't be resupplied by Amazon until Tuesday, necessitating an unscheduled run. But the POS machine wouldn't let me scan my items. After cursing at it, I actually read the screen, which said I should take my cash from the appropriate tray. After I cursed at it again, I looked down and saw a $20 bill in said tray, which the previous shopper had overlooked (because it's hard remember you said you wanted cash back after seconds elapse). I grabbed the cash and receipt and summoned the attendant. I handed her, explaining what happened as well as providing a description of the gentleman with the memory issues.

It was then that the gentleman at the machine next mine made the comment about my restoring humanity and shit. The comment struck me, so I thought I'd share with my favorite internet strangers.

New2Midlo 53M
1075 posts
1/30/2022 12:49 pm

Earlier today, someone said to me, "You've restored my faith in humanity." Do I have to wear flowing robes now and take a vow of celibacy, yet secretly sleep with my cute female followers?

Anyway, what precipitated the comment happened while I was in the local megamart's self checkout. My dog was almost out of treats and I wouldn't be resupplied by Amazon until Tuesday, necessitating an unscheduled run. But the POS machine wouldn't let me scan my items. After cursing at it, I actually read the screen, which said I should take my cash from the appropriate tray. After I cursed at it again, I looked down and saw a $20 bill in said tray, which the previous shopper had overlooked (because it's hard to remember you said you wanted cash back after 12 seconds elapse). I grabbed the cash and receipt and summoned the attendant. I handed it to her, explaining what happened as well as providing a description of the gentleman with the memory issues.

It was then that the gentleman at the machine next to mine made the comment about my restoring humanity and shit. The comment struck me, so I thought I'd share with my favorite internet strangers.


spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
1/31/2022 2:57 am

Many would have pocketed the cash.


New2Midlo replies on 1/31/2022 8:15 am:
I'd be lying if I said it didn't cross my mind, but even though it was only $20, it might have been a lot to the guy who left it there. I hope he came back to claim it, because I'd hate to think Wallyworld put it in their coffers.

secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/2/2022 1:42 am

Flowing robes.... Ha ha ha ha I like the imagery. I can almost see the illuminous glow and hear the heavenly music softly playing.


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