A Blog?
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Posted:Jul 7, 2021 8:15 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2024 11:11 am
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I have a Blog you say? Where did it come from? The blog store? Do I have to pay for it? I shouldn’t have to, I didn’t order it. What is the price anyway? How big is my blog? What color is it? Does it eat much? What do l feed it? Does it sport boobs or balls? Where am I supposed to keep it? Do I have to take it out, or can it do it’s business in the bathroom? Does it need a leash? Does it bite? Do I have to put a muzzle on it? (Only when the democrats are in power) is it liberal or conservative? If it’s liberal, where can I trade it in? Or is it easier to gunnysack it? Is it going to make a mess? Will it clean up after itself? Does it go shopping? Can I leave it on its own? Will it chew on the furniture?
This is my Blog!
There are many like it,
But this one is mine!
My Blog is my best friend,
It is my life!
I must master it,
As I must master my life
Without me, my Blog is useless,
Without my Blog, I am useless!
I must write my Blog true,
I must be more truthful than my enemy,
Who is lying to me and you.
I must expose his lies,
Before he takes me out of the publics eyes.
I must expose him, before he erases me
I will! Before God, I swear this creed:
My Blog and myself are defenders of my country,
We are the masters of my enemy,
We are the saviours of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy,
But peace, Amen
OO-RAH!
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