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Thirteen years - who could it be
Posted:Apr 26, 2019 6:06 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2021 1:13 pm
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Navigating round the site I stumbled on this blog......yes my own....by a journey through some others.

Anyway, I noticed I had someone blocked on my blog.

Now not as a general rule someone to block anyone. I have no idea why they are blocked.......but..... curious.

Who did I block and why....do I want to unblock them?

I decided to leave them in the end.....better the devil you know ."
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You're never too old
Posted:Jul 26, 2017 3:20 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2021 1:13 pm
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It's been a busy few weeks with no sign of letting up.....but I have a few moments to reflect on a recent competition.

I recently entered a martial arts contest in three categories.

We were divided into loose weight categories (IE visually the heavy guys together and visually the light guys together) and then fought a series of fights. Bar 1 person I was the oldest contender and I was feeling nervous. The age range was 28-57 with most around the lower end of the scale. I came away with gold and a bronze. The third category I was eliminated from in the first round having scored less points than my opponent. Ironically I beat the same opponent in two other categories.

All in all I was really pleased with the results. Just goes to show ... Never underestimate experience
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My mad hair
Posted:Jun 29, 2017 2:11 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2021 1:12 pm
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My hair grows like.....a mad growy thing!

Week 1 perfect

Week 2 passable

Week 3 and thereafter....I'm seriously in danger of putting Catweasel out of business!

The irony is...as unkempt as it may be I love it when I'm fucking and the lady I'm with grabs my hair and pulls it hard. I do the same to her. So I'm I. A quandry......would ladies prefer neat trimmed HD or bit bushy HD?
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GOT Catch up
Posted:Jun 28, 2017 4:20 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2021 1:11 pm
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I confess.....I'm a latecomer to Game of Thrones having started watching at S4 and then played catch up. I love the sex and politics of it all!

With the new season just 2 weeks away, I'm playing catch up again by watching all the seasons.

Up to S3 so far. Danaerys, Maergery, Melisandre and Ygritte are definitely my favourite ladies but if I had to narrow it down to two then it would be the first two lovely ladies.....oh what a messy flesh sandwich that would be

Do you watch?

Who would be the character you'd yearn for?
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Lunch
Posted:Jun 18, 2017 3:52 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2021 1:10 pm
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The heat and lack of enthusiasm to cook has lead my to my safe place.

Thai dishes

Tomorrow's lunch is a Thai beef salad.

Steak rare, thinly sliced

Red onion, cucumber, tomatoes, chilli, finely chopped nuts ..oooerr..lime juice, nam pla (fish sauce), soy sauce, ginger, palm sugar, sesame oil, coriander (cilantro), basil, mint, ginger

Toss the lot together

Lush....one of my favourite summer dishes

What's your go to summer lunch?
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Your latest trick
Posted:Jun 14, 2017 4:07 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2021 1:09 pm
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Gotta love a good Dire Straits track....sadly this wasn't one of their best......but I digress.

During my trip away I hot listed someone....sorry I'm not a complete ice warrior

I occasionally do this in the odd vain hope they'll respond in kind.

Well, they did.....with a message I can't read...cos I'm a STD...That's right....not a standard member...but a Sexually Transmitted Disease......do I roll my eyes now?!?!......but....were they really them.....or were they A.F.?? Just trying to lure me into spending money with them. This is the dilemma false profiles present. For the most part I suss out a false profile fairly early. Every now and then one slips through. Ive had my fair share.

So I'm sat here with a msg in my inbox....a ton of false profiles having viewed nd but this one twinkling in my inbox......

....decisions.....

.........decisions
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Censorship
Posted:Jun 4, 2017 2:05 am
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2021 1:08 pm
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Well as expected - got to Korea and this site was blocked.

Now I'm in Taiwan I have access again. Time to catch up I think
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One day I'll fly away.....
Posted:May 25, 2017 4:11 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2021 1:08 pm
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It's getting to that time again. I have two weeks in Asia coming up and have been most tardy!

I've failed to search for potential meets......having said that I'm travelling with colleagues for part of the trip so planning a meet can be difficult.

Anyway I digress......I spend a lot of time in Asia and was wondering where everybody's favourite destination was
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Bad site
Posted:May 24, 2017 4:09 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2021 1:03 pm
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Occasionally I see other sites that look promising. However, having been an active participant of adult dating sites over the last 15 - 20 years I've learned how to suss a site pretty well.

Whenever I join a site, I use a junk mail account. It's valid....I use it but it's my mail account that I know crap ends up in. I start off my profile with virtually nothing.....the bare minimum that I need to register. I click the link that some of them send to verify the email. Then I wait.

I joined a site 2 weeks ago. So far, I've had 100 views and 50 messages.

My profile says "bloke seeks a shag". That's it.

The people viewing me and sending messages have mostly been foreign sounding names.

My guess....the site is a waste of time.

Trick #1 - costs nothing to defend against.....good sites don't need to send false profiles to tap you up. A site that sends messages and alerts you to profile views but requires you to pay money to view the message or the profile is more than likely trying to relieve you of your hard earned reddies....at worst it could be an organised crime site.

Any self respecting site will allow you to view emails and profiles but will ask you to subscribe to send messages. Senior Sizzle is clearly heading in the wrong direction
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My God, what crap did I just watch?
Posted:May 19, 2017 3:08 pm
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2024 3:20 pm
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I'm enjoy physical sports and for the past 3 years have been studyibg kickboxing. In my youth I did boxing and karate. I've had a few bouts and also have a good friend in MMA that fights professionally for Bellator.

I've always thought about fighting professionally but figured that at my age and physical condition I doubt I would last one round.

I just watched a fight that I think any one of my long dead ancestors could have one....without being exhumed!

A 42 yr old guy with some pedigree was fighting a 26 yr old that had a good streak. The 26yr old enters the ring and I immediately think a spectator has taken the real guy's place. This guy has a two pack, moobs and overhang. Nothing wrong with that per se but in a 26 yr old professional fighter...I'd question his commitment.

The other fighter enters and at 42 he looks like he's trained hard.....it's a no brainier for me....the leaner guy will win.

So the fight starts.......or in reality a dance match starts. They bounce around the ring feinting and reaching. It's almost 2 minutes before any actual attack ...and that is really just an aggressive reach. The first blow lands at almost 3 minutes a pitiful sweep.

At the end of the first round nothing has happened but the young beached whale is ahead in my books and the judges.

I then sat through two more rounds where nothing really happened. The fat guy got more tired and the fitter guy decided to try and ground and pound....but failed.

It was dire and dull. I've seen more aggressive flower arranging!

Ultimately the older guy won. The fat guy ran out of steam. But in reality I'd have declared the match void. Neither really tried, the crowd booed them from about a minute in. It was just crap.

Maybe they should introduce + and - entertainment points.....if the fight gets get more - than + on a full distance fight it's a void fight and the purse goes to the undercard with the biggest entertainment value. Maybe that would push people to try and win rather than aiming to be the least 'bad performer'
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AIA Pt Deux
Posted:May 18, 2017 3:40 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2021 1:01 pm
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......we kissed, the salty slightly bleached taste of my cum still on her lips. My hands roamed her body. Soft slow strokes down the side of her neck, tracing along her collar bone and then down the side of her bra covered breast. My pelvis slowly grinding between her legs, the soft material strangely rough against my pulsating but slowly softening cock. My hand worked its way around the curve of her breast before cupping it and stroking my thumb across her nipple. The sharp intake of breath, her arched back and the firmness of her nipple revealed her arousal. It was time to tease.

I stopped grinding. Kissed down her neck, between her breasts to a point just above her navel. Her hands caressed my head and gently pushed my head lower. I resisted, grabbed her arms and kissed the inside of each wrist.

Stroking her arms, my tongue circled her navel. I could feel the heat of her pussy and heard the sharp intake of her breath as my tongue dipped into her navel. My hand slowly stroked its way up her arm, down between her breasts then across to seek out and gently pinch first one nipple and then circle and tweak the other. I heard her sigh a low moan and then continued my stroking down across her stomache. My tongue slowly worked its way down below her navel to the top of her black panties. I licked along the line, my tongue darting into the dip created between her hip bone and pubic mound. My hand moved to her knee and the slowly traced the inside of her thigh until it reached the material of her panties. She let out another moan.

I traced a line from her brow, along her nose, across her lips and then down her neck to the dip at the base. At the same time my tongue traced a line from the top of her panties, over her navel to the base of her bra.

I was starting to grow hard again and so I ground my hardening cock into her knicker covered pussy. I could feel how wet she was. She bit my earlobe as her legs wrapped around me pulling me in harder. I kissed her fully, my tongue swirled around hers. My cum cold on her cheek and upper lip.

I lifted her up off the bed and pulled her close with one hand as the other reached round to unfasten her bra. Releasing her, I cast her blue bra on the floor and buried my face in her perfectly formed breasts. Her nipples hard and erect, made me hard and I nipped, sucked and flicked at them with my tongue. They felt perfect in my hands as I caressed and gently kneaded them.

My hand reached down to her pussy. Her knickers were soaking and she gyrated as my finger gently rubbed her pussy through the material. I slid the material to one side and plunged my finger deep inside her relishing her surprised gasp. Slowly withdrawing my finger I slowly ran it up towards her engorged clit. A gentle stroke of that hard little bud brought an instant moan.

I shuffled down and kissed the inside of her thigh. She reacted by pulling my head up towards her pussy. I clamped my mouth over the flesh between her pussy and the top of her thigh and gently sucked. My tongue circled, occasionally slipping out in the direction of her pussy, occasionally towards her thigh. My hand roamed from her breasts to the top of her thigh and across her knickers which were wedged to one side of her pussy.

I inhaled sharply through my teeth. Then placed my mouth over her clit and flicked it with my cold tongue. She let out a long slow moan and I proceeded to circle and flick her clit with my tongue. My chin soon was soaking in her pussy fluid and I inserted first one, then two fingers slowly into her soaking pussy. It was no use the knickers had to go. I tried to rip them off, but the first tug didn't seem to work. I bit into the edge and pulled as hard as I could, initially nothing, then the creak of a stretched thread before finally they tore.

I plunged my tongue deep inside her as she grabbed my head, pulled me hard into her and started bucking. I wedge my hand between my face and her pussy and got my thumb over her clit and rubbed side to side. She bucked again, cried out and nearly broke my thumb as she pulled my head hard towards her pussy.

As she relaxed her grip, I pulled free of her grasp. My face was covered in her pussy juice. It tasted delicious.

I steered her onto all fours. "Yes, take me from behind" she gasped.

I inserted my now hard cock into her and gently thrust into her. She was so wet there was virtually no friction. My hands on her hips held her in place as I moved into a rhythm. I altered my stroke between long slow penetration to short fast and shallow. My hands roamed her back, reaching round to grab her breasts and under to strum her clit as I thrust inside her. Before long I could feel myself approaching climax. I moved one hand to the small of her back and pressed firmly down causing her arse and shoulders to rise. My other hand grabbed a handful of her shoulder length curls and pulled hard back. I then pounded, long, hard, fast strokes deep inside her. My left hand holding, no pinning her on the bed whilst my right pulled her head back towards me. I could hear her moans as my climax rapidly approached. I thrust harder, faster and then just before the point of no return I relaxed, pushed her forward and down, so she was lying on her front, moved my legs outside hers and fucked her as hard as I could. My cock rubbing the front of her pussy sent her into an orgasm so fierce it forced my cock out and I came over her arse and back. Collapsing on top of her I combed back her hair out of the way, kissing her neck and shoulders as the waves of orgasm washed over us.
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An innocent abroad
Posted:May 17, 2017 3:59 pm
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2024 3:20 pm
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My first trip overseas with work. I had spent about 2 weeks in Iowa avoiding the attentions of one barmaid whilst dismally trying to attract the attentions of another. It culminated in a crash and burn moment. Let's just say, if you can't sing don't and certainly don't sing Bon Jovi - Always!!

It was the height of embarrassment and she later told me she had a boyfriend....my immortal line of, that's cool, he can watch went down like a lead balloon!

So it was I found myself the following morning. With two balls, full of seed, ready to burst...in the back of a limo to the local airport. I was headed to Dallas and informed that my two week trip to Iowa now included a week on a grassy knoll.

Having reached Dallas I found my hotel and realised I was in the sticks so upped and headed downtown. Bear in mind these were pre internet and mobile phone days so I just picked up a map in the lobby and drove to the centre.

I found a TGI Fridays and asked for a table. It was a 15 minute wait...no problem......in the UK a 15 minute wait meant milling around near front of house until someone grabbed you.....in the US it meant a public announcement "Hotdev1l table for one, Hotdev1l table for one".

Maybe I should consider a new name

So I get shown to my table and order a beer and my starter and main.

I'm feeling like a specimen under a microscope but don't quite understand why, then I notice a girl at a table three down from mine with a guy and another girl keeps looking over. i look behind me but there's no one there. When I turn back the lady staring has disappeared.

Oh well...Quasimodo strikes again....wonder if they do karaoke here

My starter arrives and as I'm tucking in a voice over my shoulder says "hey, do you mind if I join you" I look up, it's the lady from the other table. She has this cute button nose, gorgeous green eyes and a mass of curls cascading down her shoulders. At roughly 5'3" she's tiny. "Sure pull up a seat" I respond tucking into some wings.

"Do you want to eat" I ask, but she's not long finished so declines my offer.

We get chatting and begin to hit it off. I tell her what I do and what I'm in Dallas for. She's at university studying sales & marketing. We chat on for a few minutes before one if her buddies heads over "Jen were heading out" ....."sure I'll catch you tomorrow" she responds. And the guy and girl leave the restaurant.

She asks me where I am staying and I tell her. It's way out of town (actually it's almost at DFW!). Anyway long story short she's getting ready to head out and I offer her a ride home. She accepts and having settled the bill we head to my car. She's telling me all about the area and I'm looking down at her like she's this munchkin (I'm almost 6') before I know it I reach down, caress her neck and start kissing her.

My lips touch hers, initially inquisitive ....will she pull away...when she doesn't they press more firmly and my tongue slowly works its way from my mouth to hers. Gently licking and probing. She withdraws slightly, sucks in my bottom lip and bites almost drawing blood. "FUCK" I partly pissed off but also I feel myself harden. "I hope so she says" ....I'm double taking now....did she really say she wanted to fuck?

"Would you like to come back to my hotel? The bar is open late?"

"I dunno, I have to be up early"



Fuck - I'm shit at this game

"That's ok, I'll kick you out about an hour before I leave" do flippant remarks like these work I ask myself............apparently so......"thanks! .....what time do you leave"

Suffice to say I found myself heading to my hotel with a beautiful brunette in the passenger seat.

We got to my hotel, into the elevator where I found myself almost dry humping her up against the back wall of the lift.

In my room the gloves were off. We kissed and squuezed each other as we headed to the bed. Her hands on my jeans deftly unbuttoning the fly. She reached in and released my cock from his cotton confines. I was aching for her. She pushed me back on the bed. Grabbing my balls in one hand she pulled my foreskin back and pursed her lips while sucking hard on my frenulum. I came almost instantly. 8 months without sex had taken its toll and my deliverance was all over her face. She flicked her tongue across my frenulum eliciting some more cum which she greedily devoured.

I lay there staring at the ceiling wondering what the fuck just hit me. I'd ejaculated prematurely.....that was embarrassing to say the least. Ok, not ideal so plan b. I gently eased her off me and lay her back in the bed. Easing her out of her top and her Jeans I was presented by a mismatched blue bra and black knickers. Interesting.fuck it.....moving on.

"............to be continued.
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Today...was mostly spent......
Posted:May 14, 2017 4:12 pm
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2017 7:31 am
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Gardening.......and by God I have the horn

Can I interest you in a brief soirée behind the greenhouse

Anyone else find gardening horny?
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