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Random thoughts, humor, and naughty bits from the
Hedonists Ranch.
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Outdoor Sex
Posted:Jul 28, 2014 6:37 am
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2014 5:05 am
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The best part of living out in the boonies, is when you get the notion to build a fire, get naked and fuck, you can.
And we do.











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Bacon, Eggs and Tits
Posted:Jul 27, 2014 8:32 am
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2014 8:34 am
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It was a beautiful this morning.

Its cloudy now, but at 8 am is was clear skies, no wind. No wind in Oklahoma is a rarity.

So we decided to cook breakfast out doors. Except for the biscuits. Really need an oven for those.






And of course the obligatory tit shot

Then is started getting muggy so we retreated to the AC

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When You Got Bad News, You Can Kick those Blues, Propane
Posted:Jul 26, 2014 6:07 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 12:3 am
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Thursday I thought to my self "wonder how much propane we have left" but didn't think much more beyond that.
Friday night I found out. None.

Very cold showers. Thank God it's summer time.
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It's Official
Posted:Jul 25, 2014 8:28 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 12:3 am
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We are on vacation!
We'll be in OKC next week. Maybe you can buy us dinner on Wednesday.
Just saying.
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That Thang-A Review
Posted:Jul 24, 2014 7:39 pm
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2014 7:40 am
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The other day I found a some lingerie on Amazon that I though would look good on Gudgirl

It arrives, but its not lased up

It came a week a so ago and in the heat of the moment, Gudgirl tries to put it on.

We spend about 5 min trying to figure it out then say fuck it.

So, yesterday right after work I get after lacing it up. Its humpday and I wanna get laid.

It was very painful. Took for fucking ever.
Halfway. By the way, note the tennis racket looking thing. It’s really a bug zapper. Fucking awesome.

Finally

Now I need some food for stamina.

Sloppy Joes. Mine is the one with Cheese ranch. Fucking awesome.

So now its time to check out the “thang”.





Love me some titties.
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What are You in to?
Posted:Jul 23, 2014 6:24 pm
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2014 6:39 am
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Despite putting a lot of thought into our profile, who we are often asked "what are you in to" or "what are you looking for".

I guess the best way to answer "what are you in to" is to tell you what we are not into.

We are not in to the dom/sub thing. If you want something speak up, If I want something I'll speak up.
We are not in to pain.
We are not in to humiliation.
If we really trust you, we may do some light bondage, but we both won't be tied up.

We just like good old fashion oral, vaginal, anal, DP sex.

To us, its just hedonistic fun. If there is another label, please let us know.
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Titty Tuesday
Posted:Jul 22, 2014 4:08 am
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2014 6:23 am
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Today's #tittytuesday post.


Enjoy!
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Long Week
Posted:Jul 21, 2014 4:33 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 12:3 am
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We go on vacation next week, so you know that means? This week will drag on forever.
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What a Great Night (with pictures)
Posted:Jul 20, 2014 6:00 am
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2014 6:23 am
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I don't know about the weather in your neck of the woods, but at the Ranch in NE Oklahoma, it's been fan-fucking-tastic.

Last night we grilled brats and hot links and home made french fires.

Then we built fire


Put on some porn and got the toys and oils


Gudgirl put on something sexy




Then I started rubbing my cock on her tits



By then my cock was hard and I had no interest in the camera
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Senior Sizzle T-Shirts
Posted:Jul 13, 2014 6:37 am
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2014 6:49 am
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We got our Senior Sizzle T-Shirts.
Here's some pictures of us modeling them.








Enjoy
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Blowjobs
Posted:Jun 29, 2014 5:40 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 12:3 am
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I love having my cock sucked and last night it got sucked good.
And the vibrator up my ass was the icing on the cake.
She's such a Gudgirl!
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Friday
Posted:May 2, 2014 6:19 am
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2014 6:23 am
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Happy Friday everyone!
I've got the day off today, so I thought I take a moment to make a post a new video.

The editing is crude. I'm a horndog, not a movie director.
Enjoy!
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Still Kickin'
Posted:Apr 26, 2014 5:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 12:3 am
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Haven't been able to make a blog post in a while. We dumped our internet and only have the mobile app.
The new version of the app lets you in the full site which includes blogs.
But it won't let me add photos to the blog.
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