Naked Ambition
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Posted:Jul 25, 2010 6:32 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2024 11:40 pm
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I wanna be a porn star! 
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All I want to know is...
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Posted:May 21, 2010 8:28 pm
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2011 12:37 am
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What's everyone up to this weekend? 
As for myself, I am getting my ears lowered and doing yard work!
yaaa me!
Le Sigh 
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The cold, hard facts. Or nothing but the facts, man.
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Posted:May 19, 2010 9:12 pm
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2011 12:38 am
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I would much rather be posting about hot, hard facts... hmmm perhaps I will be inspired to later. 
So, I've been looking around, checking out various blog posts on Senior Sizzle and I keep on seeing posts from men who seem to be a little frustrated at the lack of interest that their profiles seem to be generating with the ladies. I like to check these posts out and see if anyone is offering any good tips on how to go about getting laid here. So far these posts seem to go unanswered for the most part. I can't imagine why.
I apologize for that last remark. It just sort of slipped in. (that's what she said!)
Sorry, sorry. On with the post.
These posts vary slightly but the gist of them is usually very similar. Sometimes the post seems to be a sort of "help me out here" and questions are asked about how to make their profile more eye catching. Other times the post is more standoffish in nature. Almost like they are trying to goad women into make a response. Anyway, I saw another such today and nearly replied to it myself. I decided that it would be better to make my own post though. I don't want to tread on any body's feet or anything. This is where the cold, hard facts come in. (finally) 
If you click on the "browse" button along the top of the Senior Sizzle home page it will take you to an interesting section of the web site. Here you can look at state by state, or province by province statistics on how many users are signed up in a location and how many of either sex is currently looking for some lovin'. I have checked out a few various locations and they all seem fairly similar. The glaring similarity however is that where ever you look there are more men seeking women than there are women seeking men.
Take my province for example (please take it, it's full of red necks!) Ahem, yes, in Alberta right now there are 127,167 men seeking women and 10,313 women seeking men. I'm no expert in anything, most particularly mathematics, but I think if I get the numbers right this means for every woman there are roughly 12 men.
I personally find this fact somewhat depressing. I'm not sure what advice to give exactly, or even if I can presume to give advice here, on why a profile might not have the ladies swooning. I am pretty sure though, that just making a profile and including some pictures of your doodle (which is usually not that much different from a lot of other doodles) will not likely get you laid any time soon. Unless perhaps you look like Brad Pitt or something...  I'm also fairly sure that in order to get laid you have to send out messages to ladies that capture your interest rather than sitting back and waiting for ladies to send you messages. Also, your message shouldn't just contain compliments on body parts or even vivid descriptions of what you would like to do with/to said body parts. You have to find that certain je ne sais quois when making contact. However, I digress and I know even less about that side of the coin.
Anyway, I don't think just making a profile on here is enough to get you laid.
Just sayin'.
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So I was leaving the local brothel....
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Posted:Apr 29, 2010 7:32 pm
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2012 2:07 pm
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And the nice young lady at the front desk said; "come again!"
I turned around and said, "ok but you'll have to wait a couple minutes."
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Adventures in spell check land
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Posted:Aug 22, 2009 1:08 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2011 9:55 pm
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I used the Senior Sizzle spell checker for the first time today. I actually didn't even notice it was there 
Anyway, it might be something to do with it being 2am and all but I thought it was hilarious that they don't appear to have the word "blog" in their dictionary.
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