Thursday Joke 1
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Posted:Aug 2, 2012 2:54 pm
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2012 6:11 am
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A woman was sure her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the Maid, so she decided to lay a trap for him.
One evening, she sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell her husband.
That night, when they went to bed, the husband gave the usual story. "Excuse me, my dear my stomach aches", and went into the bathroom.
The wife promptly ran down the hallway, jumped into the maids bed and switched out the light. When he came in, he wasted no time or words and had his way with her.
When he had finished and still panting, the wife said, "You didn't expect to find me in this bed did you?" Then she switched the on light.
"No, Madam", said the gardener.
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Hot and Humid,
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Posted:Jul 31, 2012 7:43 am
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2012 10:57 pm
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Last Thursday was very hot and Humid, here in Hamburg. I met S at the station, she looked really good in a very Sexy pair of shorts with a White top that showed her tan and a pair of high heels.
We went to a local bar and sat in the Biergarten, for a drink and something to eat, there were quite a lot of people there. S was getting 'dirty' looks from the women, and I was getting 'you lucky bastard' looks from the men LoL. After a couple of beers we decided to go back to my place for more drinks.
We sat out on my balcony, with drinks and kisses until about 1am, it was still about 25 degrees C. As the balcony is not overlooked, our kisses gradually became more intense, and clothing removed until we were both naked. We were both getting very exited as I fingered her to her first orgasm, I said lets go inside to bed, but she said no, fuck me here outside. I didn't need asking twice, as she knelt on the bench seat, and I started to fuck her from behind. I was extremely horny and was sliding my thumb into her ass, when she said 'yes' fuck my ass, how could I refuse? Our first anal sex, and outside, she was so excited that after a few strokes she came again.
We came inside and showered together, with lots of fun soaping each other down, before retiring to bed. Once in bed I couldn't resist going down to lick that juicy pussy, she had another 2 or 3 orgasms, before she pushed my head away and started to suck me.
She was a little surprised that I was still hard and wanting more, and asked me had I come while fucking her, I said no and so she sucked out every drop that I had been saving for her.
We slept until 10am on Friday morning, luckily neither of us had to work, it had been a fantastic night.
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Spectacular
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Posted:Jul 28, 2012 1:40 am
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2012 10:58 pm
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It's not doesn't happen very often, but this morning I am Proud to say I am British. I thought that the Olympic opening ceremony was fantastic, and a wonderful show of what we Brits are capable of.
Looking forward to the next 16 days.
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Still Hot
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Posted:Jul 25, 2012 9:49 pm
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2015 6:52 am
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It's still very hot here, and I am still very Horny, it must be the heat. However S is coming over this evening, and we can get the Horny part sorted
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Horny
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Posted:Jul 24, 2012 9:34 pm
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2012 10:58 pm
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I'm very, very, Horny
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Sand, Sun and Showers
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Posted:Jul 23, 2012 1:50 am
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2013 2:39 am
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S and me have been away for a few days holiday, we went to the Island of Uesedom in the East of Germany close to the Polish border. We found a great hotel only 100 meters from the beach , sadly this picture is from Saturday, which was our last day there, which was by far the best of the weather.
The weather was a mixture of sunshine and showers, with cold winds and only on saturday did it start to warm up. We were lucky that when ever it started to rain, we were near to a bar or restaurant, and quickly get under cover. So we only got wet inside LoL.
We did a lot of walking, eating and drinking, which meant that we went to our room fairly early. Not that we got too sleep any earlier 
Now it's back to normal  work tomorrow, can't say I'm looking forward to it, but we will be going back to Uesedom.
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Holiday
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Posted:Jul 15, 2012 6:13 am
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2012 8:58 pm
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Going away with S for a few days, we may even get out of our room now and again. >>! If I survive, I'll tell you about it when I get back
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July 4th
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Posted:Jul 4, 2012 12:22 am
Last Updated:Jul 23, 2012 3:03 am
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Happy Birthday AMERICA, I hope you all have a great day.
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Date Tomorrow
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Posted:Jul 2, 2012 7:24 am
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2012 11:20 pm
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Getting a visit from S tomorrow evening, really looking forward to seeing her.
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German Chickens,
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Posted:Jul 1, 2012 12:36 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2016 8:46 am
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As I was so relieved to realise that today was Sunday, I decided to treat myself to a cooked breakfast, Bacon and Eggs. I had fried the bacon just the way I like it not too crispy, then started on the eggs, first one was ok but the second had a double yoke. I like the XL size eggs, and have found that sometimes up to half the packet or more can have double yokes, not that I am complaining. There must be something special about the chickens.
What is your secret Sunday morning treat? Before you get up, or afterwards?
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WTF
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Posted:Jun 30, 2012 11:31 pm
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2012 6:05 am
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Woke up this morning, thinking about the things I had to do, this Monday morning! WTF where has my Sunday gone? It took me a few minutes lying there, to suddenly realise that it is Sunday, I can leave all that till tomorrow. The start of Dementia or what?
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Holiday
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Posted:Jun 29, 2012 9:08 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2017 12:42 pm
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S came over on wednesday evening, and asked me if I could take a few days off. With the help of the internet, we have booked a few days on the North German Baltic coast, she has been working too hard and needs a break. I am just looking forward to waking up next to her, and not having to wonder how long before she has to leave. We start our holiday in just over 2 weeks, I can hardly wait, I feel as if we are taking our relationship to a new level.
As some of you know S is a lot younger than me, some of my friends have met us out together, and all are happy for us. I am wondering though, what the reaction of strangers will be like? We don't have a problem with the age difference, so why should anyone else.
She stayed until 1.30am again, sex continues to be great, and I am slowly recovering. Thursday was again very hard at work, I just hope this old man can continue to cut the mustard, for a whole week LoL.
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What an evening.
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Posted:Jun 24, 2012 3:39 am
Last Updated:Jun 29, 2012 10:10 am
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The weather in Hamburg this last week has been really warm, so much so that I got a chance to drive my car with the top down.
On Wednesday evening I had a visit from S, She arrived at 8pm looking really beautiful, in a Lemon coloured suit. I had cooked for her, as I usually do, after wards we took our drinks out on my balcony.
We sat talked and kissed for while, until it was starting to get dark, then the kisses started to get a little more intense. Fortunately my balcony is not overlooked. She took the suit trousers off, and had just a body on underneath, I couldn't keep my hands off her. It didn't take long for me to figure out how to undo the body, and start to lightly stroke her pussy. Her response was immediate and intense, I started to insert a finger and pressing her hand over mine, she made it clear what she wanted. She was very close to orgasm, and I was stroking her G spot, when she started to squirt. This was a first for us, and not just a little she seemed to go on for ages, her orgasm was extremely strong.
After I had mopped the balcony down, we decided to take the action into the bedroom. Thank god that she had squirted on the balcony, if it had been in my bed it would have taken weeks to dry out. Once in bed we carried on, I licked her and she sucked me until she climbed on board and started to ride me, fantastic.
She finished me with a blowjob, sucking me completly dry, god I love this girl.
Sadly she couldn't stay over, as we both had to work thursday morning, so I put her in a taxi at 3am. I could barely keep my eyes open, in work on Thursday, and am only now feeling fully recovered.
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