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Older but no Wiser
 
My life as an Old Age Sex Maniac
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Another lazy Sunday
Posted:Mar 1, 2015 6:53 am
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2015 2:51 am
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Here we are again, yet another Sunday , all the time in the world to chill out.

Stay late in bed , treat myself to Bacon and Eggs for brunch, my one cooked breakfast of the week. Cooked a Chilli Con Carne for Dinner.

So why am I feeling down Because I am alone doing these things, my GF is working again this weekend

Oh well, there is live Football on television

Not a great substitute for a lazy day in bed making love >>! But beggars can't be choosers

At least we get to have an night together in week, sadly it cannot compare to a Lazy Sunday.
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Wednesday Wit.
Posted:Feb 25, 2015 12:26 pm
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2015 3:20 am
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A young man was driving through a forest at 200 Kph. When a Frog jumped from the grass at the side of the road, directly in front of his Porsche! The guy stood on the brakes and just managed to stop inches from the frog. Stepping out of the car, he picked up the frog and carried it to the other side of the road, and placed it on the ground.
Turning away, he suddenly heard a voice say "Thank You", surprised he turned and said "Did you Speak?" The frog said "Yes I am a Magic Frog, and for saving my life you can have a wish".
The young man say's to the frog "Thank you, but I don't need anything! I have the latest model Porsche, a fantastic house, a great job earning more money than I need, and a beautiful wife who happens to be my bosses so that eventually the company will be mine"
The Frog thought for a moment, and then said "there must be something that you need, do you like a drink?" The guy say's "well I am partial to Champagne", "Any particular champagne" asked the frog? "Dom Perignon 54" says the guy "but there is so little left, it is becoming much harder to find".
The Frog say's "Easily sorted! when you Piss, you will piss Dom Perignon 54" the young guy is surprised and said "You are joking", but the Frog said "No really, go over against that tree and try". So the young man pisses against the tree and has a taste" sure enough it was Dom Perignon 54!!
The Guy thanks the Frog, jumps into his car and rushes home to tell his wife. When he gets home, he says to his wife "you won't believe what happened on the way home", and tells her about the Frog.
The wife is impressed, and said "Great, I'll go and get a couple of Glasses".

"Just bring one " says the guy "You can drink out of the Bottle"
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Pros and Cons of getting Older
Posted:Feb 13, 2015 7:28 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2016 7:34 am
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Pros, You learn from your mistakes

Cons, You can't go back, and make some of them Earlier
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Winter Blues.
Posted:Feb 6, 2015 1:07 pm
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2015 10:59 am
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It is cold, damp and grey, but at least what little snow we have had quickly melted.

I know that I should be grateful ,that we haven't had all the snowstorms that the folks in the States have had. I have tried, honestly, but it is getting me down.

I need a break, a holiday somewhere with Sunshine and Palm Trees, white sand and lots of gin and tonic
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Another Day in the Life
Posted:Jan 5, 2015 10:31 am
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2015 6:53 am
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Having started blogging again, I have decided to try and keep it up Sorry no pun intended.

A Blog by CountessMelville, Sinful Sunday, got me thinking back over the last 14 years. How my life has changed over that time, when I first arrived here in Hamburg at the age of 56 my sex life was very vanilla and after many years of marriage to be perfectly honest Boring. I was interested in Anal and had previously tried with my wife, who was not at all impressed. Then I met my first German girlfriend, she was into Anal, and I couldn't believe my luck in fact she prefered it All of a sudden, I was having great sex, on an almost daily basis. It was great while it lasted, but like the idiot I was I tried to have my cake and eat it too, and ended up losing her and my wife.
Time moved on and I have another girlfriend, a lot younger than me, we have been together now for nearly three years.
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It's been some time!!
Posted:Jan 4, 2015 6:50 am
Last Updated:Feb 13, 2015 5:33 am
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It has been a long time since I last put fingers to keyboard, it used to be pen to paper for those of us that remember such things , and a lot has happened in that time. Let me first of all wish everyone a belated Happy New Year
I lost my job, but found a new one, this however caused me to leave Hamburg and travel back to the UK. On my interview, I was told that after 3 months I would be able to return to Hamburg and work from home, as it turned out it was 12 months before I got back here. I became a Grandfather for the third time, 2 Girls and a Boy, I love them to bits. Due to my work requiring me return to the UK for a couple of days in the office a month, which gives me a weekend to visit my and the Grandkids.
I have become hornier than than ever , sadly however I'm not getting enough, not that many ladies that are into Septuagenarians . Still where there is life there is hope, and if not, I still have the use of my Hands
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Happy New Year
Posted:Jan 1, 2013 11:29 am
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2015 2:13 am
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It seem's that I have been lax in my Blogging, it has been a couple of months since I last wrote anything.
There hasn't been a lot to report, shame. S and me are still together, and she still makes me Horny every time I am with her.
I would just like to wish everyone a Wonderful and Sexy New Year.
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Didn't happen.
Posted:Oct 29, 2012 4:17 am
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2012 9:27 am
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Well after all the anticipation, sadly the girlfriend couldn't make it Thursday evening, so our threesome never happened sigh. We had waited quite a long time, before finding this out, and it was quite late so S and I went to my local restaurant for a light meal.
When we got back to my place, we settled down with drinks and just chatted, until I noticed the time it was 3am. We decided to go to bed I first went down on her, something that we both enjoy, her pussy is really tasty. I had been licking and playing with her pussy for about an hour, she really likes it "Doggy style" so she knelt on the side of the bed and I began to fuck her pussy. Knowing that she is also partial to a little Anal, I lubed her anus and slowly my thumb entered her ass, after a while she started to orgasm but I kept on. I took my penis out of her pussy, and started to press the head against her tight asshole, she moaned loudly begging me for more pushing back until the head was right in. She was really into it now, and so was I, long slow strokes until I couldn't hold back any longer and came in inside her.
After washing down under the shower together, we went back to bed, but not fully sated we cuddled together and stroked and played for another hour or so, before we went to sleep about 5.30am.
Who needs a threesome, I don't think I could cope with a third party, but you can Never say Never.
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Threesome?
Posted:Oct 24, 2012 9:34 am
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2012 11:06 pm
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My weekend starts tomorrow evening, my GF S and I have invited a friend of hers to come over for a meal.
Once the pots are in the dishwasher, we shall see whether she is inclined to play or not. I have reached the ripe old age of 69 and never had a threesome, but tomorrow could be a first. S is very keen on the idea, I have met the friend once and she is quite good looking, a little bit older than S in her early forties, I hope my heart holds out.
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Precious Moments.
Posted:Oct 21, 2012 4:59 am
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2012 5:00 am
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My recent health problem has made me realise just how precious life is, as I approach the big 70, I am hornier now than when I was 40. This of course brings it's own problems, I could never claim to be good looking let alone handsome, but I am active and reasonably fit (I have been to the hospital this week, and been cleared by the Stroke Unit, and also by the Surgeon).
I have been with my girlfriend S now for nearly 12 months, our relationship is as fresh and sexually active as when we first got together.

Every minute I get to spend with her is a real bonus, she is my Dream Girl, good looking Sexy and as horny as I am.
So for older people I say "Don't waste your remaining time, ENJOY yourself, it's later than you think".
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Thank God I'm Back
Posted:Oct 5, 2012 7:06 am
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2012 5:03 am
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Back on line for the first time since the start of August. I went home for the weekend to visit my , and while I was there I had a slight Stroke. I lost the co-ordination in my right arm, it only lasted a few days, but was worrying. I was admitted to Hospital, and they tried to find the cause, which turned out to be a partly blocked Artery in my neck. I went in on the Monday, and came out on the Friday.
I went back in the following Wednesday, for surgery on the Artery, but the Op was a complete success, and I am now back in circulation.
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TGIF
Posted:Aug 2, 2012 11:19 pm
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2012 6:10 am
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Thank God it's Friday, and in Hamburg the sun is shining, 8am and it is alraedy 19 degrees C. It is the start of my 4 day weekend, and I am looking forward to some roof down motoring.
I hope to be seeing S again this weekend. Her Dad is in Hospital again today for an operation, hope it goes well.
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Thursday Joke 2.
Posted:Aug 2, 2012 3:14 pm
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2012 6:11 am
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Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know I like Construction Workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable."
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