How are you swinging in the Covid days?
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Posted:May 26, 2020 2:10 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 8:52 am
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How are you getting your freak ?
Since Portland went into lockdown it has been a struggle to keep things interesting. Both of us have been at home full time so while the opportunities are there, it's always there if you know what I mean.
We have been having a lot of fun using the Marco Polo app to hold virtual swing parties with both friends and folks we have met here. People who we have INTERACTED with during cam shows.
I capitalized interacted in the futile hope that I will not get inundated with requests join our little band of pervs.
One of my biggest complaints about Senior Sizzle is the lack of interaction in rooms. I get it, most of the folks are single guys who want build their spank bank. We are cool with it but that is not why we are here.
We are here meet REAL couples and single ladies who are actual swingers. We want get know people so we can decide if we want proceed the next step, an in person meeting,
Being on cam allows us indulge our exhibitionist side and at the same time, partake in social interaction that is being denied us during the pandemic.
In case you were wondering, we do not consider "Make her suck your dick" or "Show us her asshole" as interaction and in most instances will just get the person in question booted.
We are real people looking meet real people.
Why is that so hard understand?
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Yo Westside Swingers
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Posted:Sep 18, 2019 12:21 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2020 3:10 pm
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Would anyone out there be interested in forming a swingers group on Portland;s West Side? We are thinking couples, single females and select single males. Maybe get together once a month for a meet and greet or maybe a house party if someone is willing to host. (we are apartment dwellers and the last time we had another couple over for a play date neighbors upstairs and next door were banging on the walls)
We would also be interested in doing vanilla things like dining out, music, and events.
If you are interested, drop us a note
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Before you send us a friend request/flirt please...
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Posted:May 28, 2018 11:02 am
Last Updated:May 28, 2018 11:05 am
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READ OUR FUCKING PROFILE!!!!
I don't know how many times we have to say this but I am going to try one more time.
When it comes to adding to people to our friends list we have some very simple conditions.
We are NOT looking for single males. If you send us a blind friend request it means you have either not read or read and ignored our profile. If either of these is the case then guess what...We dont want to know you in the first place.
For the record a couple means that you have an actual partner that participates in the lifestyle. Katie has more than enough penises to keep her happy, she is not looking for more. If you partner is taking a break or given you a hall pass we are just not interested.
We will make exceptions for certain individuals who we have interacted with either online or IRL.
We love and understand that Katie has a lot of fans out there and we love hearing from you and being hotlisted but sending us a pic of your dick and asking if she wants to fuck is not going to do it. The same goes for trying to direct her while we are on cam. If she feels like showing you her asshole, she will. Being rude and demanding is only going to get you banned.
We are here to meet REAL couples and Single ladies for music, fun and lots of laughter. If it becomes more, great, if not, well thats great too.
It pains me to have to say this. It feels rude to me but it seems there is no other way to get the message across.
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A New Year...
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Posted:Jan 11, 2018 11:25 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2024 8:52 am
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As we get settled into the new year I guess it is time to once again share with the world at large what we are and are not looking for.
We are NOT looking for:
Single men.
ers, games, bullshit or drama.
Pen Pals, Pic Traders/collectors.
night stands
What we are looking for:
Real people interested in making real connections. Folks willing to put in the time to build a relationship where sex is a PART of the overall relationship.
Thats it. Real simple. Its a shame more people dont get it.
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Cam Show Comedy
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Posted:Jul 12, 2016 11:30 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2020 1:30 pm
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One of the things we enjoy doing here on Senior Sizzle is Cam Shows.
Me more than Katie. When she was single she would do them because she loved the attention but afterwards they left her feeling more lonely than ever. Me, I am a natural ham, cut up and show off. Add to the fact I have this lovely lady to show off to the world....Happy DAYS!!!
We have done three now, and I have to tell you, the absolute best part is some of the comments that come in. Many are complimentary, some are requests, which we don't mind fulfilling, within reason.
And then there is the weird stuff.
The most common is "Watch Me Cum." We get multiple requests from the same guy. Here is a clue, if you ask more than once and we have not tuned in, we probably wont. Now as for ladies or couples making the same request...your wish is our command 
We get it , you get off on displaying your mighty Prong Of Power, but hey, it does nothing for us. If you want us to view your cam we might be so inclined AFTER we are done having our fun but when we are in the middle of it, don't expect us to stop what we are doing so you can get off.
Then there are the fake couples. No picture, no cam, but you and your wife are really enjoying our show and your wife wants me to spread Katie's cheeks and show her Katie's little brown winkie. Right.
Or there are the couples with a profile that has one pic of her, 6 cock shots, and when we do tune in to your cam, it's a close up of some guy stroking his dick.
We are totally buying it but its got to be hard on you with your wife either sleeping or working 24 hours a day.
We are not complaining. We have had some really good laughs at the more transparent ones.
To the REAL couples who have tuned in and interacted with us, you guys ROCK. No kidding. You folks take a good experience for us and make it 10 times better. We are glad you are enjoying the show and you are the ones who make it worth doing.
For the rest, we thank you for all the laughs.
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Are We Doing This Right???
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Posted:Jul 9, 2016 10:45 am
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2016 8:27 am
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This is not our first time on Senior Sizzle but it is our first time as a couple and Katie and I have both come to the conclusion, based on our lack of success in making the kind of connections we are seeking, that we might just be doing this all wrong.
We started with our profile. We wanted it to reflect who we are, a couple of music loving, free spirited SciFi geeks who were looking to expand and test our sexual boundaries. We made it clear who we were looking for, but in retrospect, I guess we didn't make it clear enough based on some of the responses we received from single guys. ( That is and will be a rant for another time)
Once that was done we posted pics that we thought reflected our tastes and interests. I am an exhibitionist and I didn't care much about what we posted but Katie is not as open as I am and selected our pictures with great care.
Next, we started looking at other folks on here, trying to find some local (within 30 or so miles) people we thought we might connect with. And there were some folks who reached out to us.
We were invited to a meet and greet in Vancouver, a regular monthly event at a country bar, by a couple we had chatted with on here. Sadly, while they were very nice, open and friendly, there just was not a spark for us. We were warmly greeted by the organizers, we even won some swag in the raffle they held, but other than that, nothing. No one seemed interested in meeting "The New Couple". We talked with a couple of folks but they quickly split into their pre-existing groups and took off to local hotels for some play time.
We were not invited to join.
We came home somewhat discouraged but Never Give Up, Never Surrender was our battle cry. (If you know and enjoy the movie that line came from, drop us a note, you might be the kind of folks we are looking for  )
Our biggest success seemed to come from the two webcam shows we did. This is not her favorite thing to do. She loves the attention but hates looking at herself on cam. She won't admit it, but I think the only reason she does them is because she knows how much I get off on showing off and I love her for it. We would get 40 or 50 viewers, we even got some tips, lots of positive comments and plenty of page views, but again no real interest.
We would chat with folks but its really hard to type with multiple people and have some fun. I think a better mike will help with that so I see a trip to Best Buy in our future  .
We have fallen into a kind of pattern.
We will check out profiles and if we see something we like, we will send a wink. If we REALLY like what we see we will send a note, even if its just to say, "Hey, we know we are not what you are looking for but that was a GREAT profile".
If someone views us, we will check them out and use the same technique. My question here is, what is the whole "We are going to look at your profile 30 times without making any attempt to contact you" thing all about? Is it Alzheimer's? Do our pics make particularly good spank material? Hell if that's the case, not only would we be flattered, we might even do a few custom shots if you ask nicely.
This has lead to some great email exchanges but, sadly, the best ones always seem to be too far away to be practical. We have also encountered a few "flakes" but hey, people get cold feet or change their minds. We get that, but a note explaining that would not only be appreciated but in our minds, the polite thing to do.
We respond to all of our emails, even if its only to say thanks but no. Unless your one of the JACKHOLE single guys who can not understand the subtle BOLD TYPE message at the very top of our fracking profile. Those get deleted out of hand as do those who do not have a picture on their profile or include one with their initial email. Katie refers to those as creepy stalkerish people. We understand that some folks have the need for discretion but if your going to be in this game, there are some basic rules you have to follow, am I right?
We also keep our friends list limited to people who we might actually meet or have at least provided us with good conversation. I mean what is this, Facebook? He who dies with the most friends wins? Honestly, we see someone with 750 friends we both go, "Hmmm, would I really want a piece of that?" We are not looking to build up our points or be loved by millions, we just want to meet a few nice folks.
The point of all this is...Are We Doing This Wrong?
We love doing meet and greets with couples and solo ladies. We have no delusions of bagging a Unicorn, but is a night out of dinner, drinks and music too much to hope for?
They way we see it, these meetings can turn out one of two ways:
We are going to come away having a fun night out with someone who we might or might not want to play with
OR
We are going to have a great story to tell on this blog.
Either outcome works for us.
So, if you have made it this far, Katie has told me that it now looks like I don't know when to shut up when I am talking AND writing, we appreciate it. We would also appreciate any tips or suggestions you might have.
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Lifes A Beach
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Posted:Jul 8, 2016 4:21 pm
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2016 8:27 am
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OK...This has to stay a secret between us, but I played hooky from work yesterday to go get naked on a beach.
L and I have been trying to get out to the nude beach at Sauvie Island Island for more than a few weeks now and kept getting rained out.
L had never experienced public nudity before we all did The World Naked bike ride and one thing I love about this lady is once she gets a taste of something she likes, she is unstoppable.
We were not going to let a little thing like overcast skies and a threat of rain stop us this time.
We got out there about 130, the skies were grey but our spirits were high.
There were only a few other people out there, all of them clothed but undaunted we stripped down, oiled up our naughty bits and cotton tails and had a great picnic.
If you have never experience a slight drizzle while naked you are really missing out on something.
We talked, laughed and generally enjoyed each others company until the rain turned cold and we headed out.
Not a very exciting story I know, but some of the best times with both of my partners do not even involve sex.
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