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I like Banana's....  

Eviloutlaw1 61M
5861 posts
5/15/2021 2:23 am

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I like Banana's....

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Eviloutlaw1 61M
5180 posts
5/15/2021 2:24 am

But they don't like me. I bought some on my recent shopping trip, figured they'd help with the cramps I've been getting. There's an old wives tale that says they do and well I thought why not give it a try? Trouble is Bananas give me the toots, and I've been like a one man band since eating one yesterday for breakfast.

Not that you would have noticed the toot stench much after I'd finished cleaning out an eviction apartment yesterday. After spending four hours in the place, carrying out bags of trash after filling them with the fast food containers, dog crap and general muck in the place, I stunk to high heaven. Yeah one of the bags broke when I was carrying it some of the brown oozy liquid on me. What that liquid was, I couldn't really say, and I really don't want to know. Given that the tenants had been wiping their butt with T.P. and throwing the used paper in the Bathroom sink, I assume they did that just to be pricks about being evicted, but that wouldn't account for the bathtub that had floaters in it as well and was blocked from draining. I mean no one is that vindictive...if they are then they need some serious help. Any who I had to change my clothing at lunch, and my sneakers...yeah I had to trash them. Even trying to wash the stench off with bleach didn't work.amp; But it's clean now, or as clean as can be given the state it was left in. I left the windows open to air the place out and will go back in to really clean when it does.

Any who, time to shower now...just writing about that place has my skin crawling.

Eviloutlaw1 61M
5180 posts
5/15/2021 2:25 am

Have a good one people...

BellaGuido1956 66M/69F
63 posts
5/15/2021 3:11 am

Sounds like those evicted tenants are not right in the head. Sad that there are people out there that can be so crude and uncaring. It's not like you were the reason that they got evicted. Your employer owes you a pair of shoes. Good luck with that though.
I am getting in the shower. Have to work today. Make it a good day. I am.

Eviloutlaw1 replies on 5/15/2021 4:18 am:
Yeah I doubt they'll pony up the dough for a new pair. Looks like I have a shopping trip in my future. Have a good one. Don't work too hard.

agelesssexylegs 79F
1145 posts
5/15/2021 3:16 am

Well they are a source of energy i try to eat plenty of fruit and vegetables as well as drink two litres of water a day

Eviloutlaw1 replies on 5/15/2021 5:22 am:
They are a source of energy...I was back firing all day. Have a good one.

author51 59F  
130010 posts
5/15/2021 4:45 am

Oh my friend..That would have been a nasty odour both from your farts and the bag of......that oozed out..It is a dirty job, but someone has to do it eh!..Have a good one Hun....xoxo

Eviloutlaw1 replies on 5/16/2021 1:22 am:
Better out than in as Shrek would say. I'm used to the dirty jobs, you know what it's like working in the same field I'm sure. I think I've cleaned up every form of ick known to man at this stage of the game. I've gotten to a point where nothing really makes me gag anymore. Have a good one my sexy friend!

PonyGirl1965 57F
22090 posts
5/16/2021 12:05 am

People are just horrible. Tonic water is also good for cramps.

Eviloutlaw1 replies on 5/16/2021 1:17 am:
I never cared for tonic water...some how it always seemed flat tasting to me. All bottled water does for some reason. Like water that's been sitting in a garden hose on a hot summer day. Thanks for the info Pony...Have a good one!

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