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The Ghost Dress
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Posted:Apr 25, 2017 1:19 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2017 4:06 pm
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It's late in the evening Pacific time and I was chatting with friend on cam here on Senior Sizzle and working on the next video that I posted today. I closed off the chat with my friend in Vancouver BC and headed to the bathroom.
The house is dark and Faith is sleeping so I quietly sneak in to the bathroom. I hate waking here as she is a light sleeper. When I swung the bathroom door open out floated the Ghost in my face. I nearly pee my skives as this ghost passed my face.
I immediately started laughing as Faith had hung her new dress on the bathroom door. Then I really had to, Go, as I thought about the movie we watched the other day,
The Boogie Man.!. 
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Please, Please, Please......
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Posted:Apr 22, 2017 10:19 am
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2017 10:27 am
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We have four videos out now for your viewing pleasure. However, Nothing is for free so Please, Please, Please... Tell us what you think! Where we should go for the next video? What's your favorite What's your favorite kink.....etc...
Love to play with our equipment too!. Always looking to improve.!.
Please post a comment, to help us, Please You
Dave & Faith
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Some say I smoke too much 420 ....!.
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Posted:Apr 20, 2017 1:46 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2017 8:45 am
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I keep hearing it from my family. If you keep smoking so much, you're going to turn into .....
Dave's Booze and Smoke Emporium
We deliver
The Pend Oreille Delivery Guy.!!.
Happy 420 Day everyone......
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Rainy Day Fun.!!.
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Posted:Apr 9, 2017 11:17 am
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2017 9:30 pm
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Living in the RAIN Capital of the USA. (Washington State) We had to spend the day entertaining ourselves. Living with a Sexy Slut only stands to reason we dug out the camera and shot away.
Of course you only get a few really good shots. It's the fun you have doing the setting up. The playing with each other in some really sexy ways.
We added several to the profile, removed some old. I had a couple that were a cute nice.
Hope you had a good RAINY day.
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Have you seen my hubby?
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Posted:Apr 5, 2017 9:38 am
Last Updated:Apr 5, 2017 9:41 am
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'Have you seen my hubby' she hummed to me.
'No' I replied looking round.
'Good you feel good' she said as she pulled me into her tits.
Then It dawned on me, I'm the hubby.
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Security cam Grab and run.
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Posted:Apr 2, 2017 9:05 am
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2017 3:41 pm
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A few days after installing our new security cams around the property I was most impressed with how clear the images were. This system has an automatic switch so while you are watching a TV show, any yard motion detected the cameras will switch over to your TV and show you the view of outside. Really cool feature.
Michelle, is Faith’s sister and came to stay with us for awhile. She had a small camper parked outside near one of the outdoor cameras. When she would open the camper door the cameras would detect the motion and switches the house TV over to see the image.
One day she came over to our house saying she was not feeling well and needed some sort of laxative to help her feel better. David had some old doctor prescribed pills that could clear a Moose so he gave her one and instructed her to take it later in the day.
She left and went to her trailer to shower and get dressed for a doctor’s appointment that morning. As Faith watched TV in our living room, about 45 minutes later Michelle came out of her trailer ready for appointment.
The detailed image showing Michelle’s face, as she took a few steps to our house, was perfect. The picture on our living room TV was great. But even better was the sudden look of horror on Michelle’s face as she grabbed her ass cheeks turned around and bolted for her trailer with a clear brown stain on the ass of her blue jeans.
Faith spit her drink across the living room and was so wishing we were on record mode. In fact for many weeks to come she started laughing each time she saw Michelle.
The moral to the story is simple. Never take a laxative fit for a Moose if you are not hiding in the woods.
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Search sex motto's of your state
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Posted:Apr 1, 2017 10:41 am
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2017 10:42 am
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We all search for stuff right? I was just cruising my states moto and etc . Thought they may have some cool theme. Nope! It kind of offended me that the State had nothing but hate for the subject. Sad. Says volumes about the bias ...
Your state name here: Bird.. cute bird
Flower ... pretty flower
Tree ..... big tree
Motto .. Some dumb thing
Sex ..... Offenders
I didn't know that having a healthy sex life is offensive. What are the result of your search?/8
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Dear Sir,
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Posted:Mar 31, 2017 6:03 pm
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2017 6:49 pm
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Warrantee Claim Manager.
We were on our maiden voyage for the new camping season in the Daniel Poon 3669. All went well until rolling in the tip outs, to leave the camp ground. One of ceiling of the 'tip out' had collapsed from normal use. We are assuming poor craftsman ship or inferior materials were used to construct this FW.
We are requesting an appointment to have the 'tip out' of the bed replaced, (FW Daniel Poon model # 3669) that has failed from manufacturers defect. Otherwise a DO NOT USE label should have been posted. A fellow camper at the park greed, 'This ain't right. should have been a sign.'
Let me elaborate on the facts of this mishap. While having porn style sex, with my wife, it is great to hang onto the slides frame. This gives great leverage to penetrate her deeper, while she can place her heels on the ceil at the same time. A very hot way to have sex, I'll admit. I actually thank the designers for their thoughtfulness for it's great supplied hand rail, in perfect ceiling clearance too.
Unfortunately, the strength of the cross supports are sub-standard or the craftsmen did not properly assembled the unit. Collapsing while using the supplied equipment rail could , and did, cause harm. First, the wife's pussy was thoroughly traumatized from this event.
As to me, I could not wait for the neighboring campers to come running so I told her. ' just take it Bitch and keep quiet. or the Park Rangers are going to hear you screaming'. With the ceiling material covering us I pumped her hard and fast to shake the debris away. Thank fully it all fell way as we approached our eventual pleasure. Unbeknown to us the Air mattress was punctured at the same time leaving road rash marks on her hands, knees and believe it or not her nose too.
Unfortunately Mr. Whiskers did survive.!. .however traumatized, he leapt from the FW, jump on approaching campers leaving scratches on many. This gave the Park Ranger an excuse to issue a ticket for having a 'fucking cat' on the grounds.
Go figure.
I lue of not suing for the medical injuries, damage to the other campers, blown air mattress replacement and the trauma to her cat. Please inform us of a date in April that these repairs can be completed. At your expense.
Thank you very much for your time
EW Guy
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Store-gasum
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Posted:Mar 31, 2017 7:27 am
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2017 11:24 am
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Living in the woods you plan shopping trips. Living two hours away from the closest Mall makes for very long days
Faith like all girls loves to shop. It has become known as 'Store-gasum' ...\8
So with the next payday tomorrow she'll have multiple store-gasums at the mall. ...\8 ...\8
How drained she is afterwards is dependent on how much she bought. Right? happyf;
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Gnome Bait
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Posted:Mar 29, 2017 3:27 pm
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2017 7:40 pm
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Every time I reach for my coffee there is none left. 
Faith tells me "It's the Coffee Gnomes as she makes me another cup". I know she just filled it. It's those damn Coffee Gnomes for sure. They are the fastest little thieves I've ever Almost seen.
Then they invited their cousins, the Computer Gnomes. So now I have to reboot all the time, find the mouse turned off or on the floor. You can only imagine the havoc they due to the data on my hard drive. 
So me and Faith headed to our local big block hardware store in search of Gnome Traps and Gnome bait. Now I have to tell you Faith always dresses up as the biggest she can, just to see their response.  I Love it too.!. \8
She looks around for the first young clerk she could find. She struts up to the clerk and ask "Do you no where I'll find Gnome Traps and Gnome bait?"
The clerk thought a few and looked at her quizzically. Now keeping a straight face was so hard. But she did as she said, "Well, usually they're in the Mystic's Isle along with troll bait, fairy dust, big foot food etc. We couldn't find it as that Isle has been moved."
The clerk's face was priceless! When the clerk finally realized he had been tricked, with a smile he replied, "You might check the Mirage Isle next to the Ghost food and Spirit Spirit's ."
The clerk walked away smiling.
After an intense online search I still cant find any Gnome Traps or Gnome Bait. Has anyone else.?.
Life with a Happy is so much FUN. 
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An email to a friend..
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Posted:Mar 27, 2017 6:43 am
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2017 2:33 pm
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I was thinking today that a bad little girl has to be taught a lesson properly.
When you arrived back to the house from the store, I could tell you had dressed up for that young punk again. I had to show you there was only one man in your life. I told you to follow me into the bed room.
"I told you to stop flirting with that store clerk. If he make you hot, show me how much now" I hissed at you.
You drop to your knee. "Stop" I harshly say. "Take off the dress first." You proceed as instructed. When you start to remove your bra I say, "leave the undies on, Now on you knee."
After some stimulating tongue action on my cock, I pull you off. Stand you up and push onto the bed face down. Your panty ass exposed for my pleasure.
I rip my clothes off, climb on top of you and pull a small bottle of lube from under the covers. (I planned on this.) I don't give you time to complain I force my hard cock in deep and hear you howl in pleasure or pain. Not my concern right now.
As I hold my dick as deep in you as I can get it, I reach under the covers again pulling out a paddle. Knowing you can't see I land a volley of strike across the ass checks. Each one bring a whimper from your mouth. But you know not to push back as it only make your agony last longer. You desire the pleasure that come after words.
"Damn girl you get so wet from a spanking. Now I can really slide my big gun in and out of this tight ass." I show no mercy and roughly pound that sweet set of ass checks. Warmed by the spanking only urges me on.
The speed varies and the hand play all over the body. But the inevitable orgasm come to you first. The squeezing of your ass on my cock bring me over with you. We both shake in a mutual bliss.
Then I suddenly pull out and tell you. "If you flirt with that punk again, you won't walk for a week. I'll fuck you till you're RAW! Now get up and make dinner Bitch"
Hope you enjoyed this! I DID ...\8
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