Just f-ing F**K ME, already....!!!
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Posted:Feb 17, 2011 7:57 am
Last Updated:Aug 28, 2017 12:56 am
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Just had to share ...I found this very interesting...
"Just fucking fuck me, already....!!!"
-----------------------Date: 2011-02-17---------------------------
Dear Men,
Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.
But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.
When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But don't make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a . We've been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. That's nice, but it's time to move forward. Get on top of me. Don't make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I'm practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won't go down on me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. Don't gently suck my nipples and then pull back when I moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally not what I want. It's not what WE want.
OK, I know it's scary. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips. Don't think of this as complaining, or as schadenfreude for the Andrea Dworkins of the world. Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men:
1. Taking charge is not bad. Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. If she says yes, say something like "I'm sorry - you just look so fucking delicious. I'll go slower." Otherwise, skillfully move forward. If you start kissing a woman, and she responds well, and before long, you're both on the floor with her skirt pushed up, and you on top of her, it's not the time to roll onto your back and start awkwardly stroking the top of her head. Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU'RE the man. Act like one.
2. Ohmyfuckinggod, please learn to respect the clit. It's different for every woman, so ask what she likes. Do not, I repeat, do not just wiggle your fingers around her pussy like you're trying to tickle her. Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of. Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle pressure against the outside of her pussy. Do not charge in with a single finger and start jabbing at things. And if you really don't know what to do, ask her. Just ask. "How do you like it?". It's a simple question, and most women will answer straight out. If she's being all coy, ask "Do you like pressure? Is it sensitive?" The clitoris is a varied item, indeed. Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything that your last partner liked.
3. Most women like to be fucked, and fucked well. Yes, there are women out there who want to "make love" every time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it's not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your cock around her vagina like you're mixing a cake batter up there. It's because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuck her harder. Don't be too afraid of what this means as far as gender equality goes - I am a raging feminist bitch, but I still want to be penetrated like you are planning on fucking my throat from the inside out.
4. A little roughness is nice. Do not pretend that you had no idea that some women like their hair pulled. Do not act shocked if she wants you to spank her ("Really? Spanking? Won't it hurt?" - yes, it does. That's the fucking point). We know you've read Stuff and Maxim, and that's all those laddie mags talk about in their "How to Please Her" sections. Start with light, full handed smacks to the area of her ass that she sits on. Judge her response and continue on from there. You don't have to bend her over one knee and tell her she's a naughty girl and that Daddy's going to punish her; save that for the fifth date. Women are less delicate than you think, so don't worry about breaking her hip.
5. It's OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise. If you're banging a woman, and she's crying out and saying your name and moaning, and you can't even manage a grunt, she's going to feel like an idiot. You don't have to make the sounds she is making, but do SOMETHING. You know how when you are watching porn, and the girl does something great to the guy and the guy kind of goes "Ah!", half grunt, half yell? That's HOT. Do that. Whisper our name (assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan against her neck when you're in missionary position. You don't have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally mute, she's going to get worried.
6. Most women like dirty talk, in addition to the grunting. If you'd like to get some dirty talk going, ask her if she likes the way you fuck her. If she responds well, continue with something like, "I love fucking you. God, you look so fucking hot." Is she still moaning in response? "Your tits are so beautiful." Does that work? If she doesn't respond well to the term "tits", you might have to stop there. If she keep moaning or responding, pass Go and collect $200. Try the following:
"Oh, god. Your pussy is SO tight."
"You're so wet - are you wet because you like the feel of my cock ramming you?"
"I think I'm going to come inside you. I'm going to fill up your little cunt." It doesn't matter that you're wearing a condom; we LOVE hearing this.
If all of those work, you can then progress to things like "sexy little bitch" and "dirty ". Tread carefully, but please, tread. Do not tiptoe. Do not sit down. Charge.
7. You're not obligated to eat a woman out. In return, she's not obligated to choke on your dick. Don't skip one and expect the other. If you do eat a woman out, the only comment you should make about her pussy is how nice it is. The length of her labia minora, the color of her interior, her waxing job or full bush - you are not John Madden. No time for color commentary.
8. Do not bitch about condoms. Oh, we hate them. Trust us. They hurt us more than they hurt you. But we don't want to be preggers, and you don't want to catch anything, right? Don't whine about condom sex. Do not explain that you can't come with one on. LEARN to come with one on, or if not, help us figure out what to do with you once we're satisfied and it's time for you to let loose your load.
9. We really like it when you come. It's called a money shot for a reason. Watching semen shoot out of you is one of the most gratifying things EVER. However, do not assume that she wants you to jack it off onto her face. She might, but don't assume. Seeing and/or feeling you come is rewarding for us, so there's no need to deprive us of it, but please do consult us before unleashing. "I think I'm going to come - how do you like it?" is a fair question that shouldn't rob you of your testicles.
In recent memory, I've been fucked by a very aggressive, manly guy, and I've been... well, fucked is the wrong term here. I've been penetrated by a total and utter wuss. Who am I going to run back to when I'm ready for my fill? Manly McHardon, that's who. ----------------------------------------------------
****New point of clarification - some people have brought up some really great issues in response to this post, so let me say this: I don't mean to imply that all women like to be treated like whores. I do mean to say that most women I know have told me that they like sex rougher than most men give it to them. Rough does NOT equal chains and bondage. And this applies to the bedroom only, and does not mean that she wants you to choose her dinner for her, or treat her like less of a person. **Some women have said that they don't like it rough and what the hell am I thinking? Well, girls, you're in the minority. HOWEVER, all women need to remember that, in addition to be straight forward about your sexual desires, you need to be straight forward about your sexual limits. Don't be afraid to ask for more, but when something feels wrong, say so. Don't ever do something you don't want to do in silence and then blame the guy. Silence is dangerous.
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Take notes....wink
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Posted:Aug 29, 2009 11:30 pm
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2012 2:58 pm
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"Wow this just gets better. I thought I covered everything in the last 2 posts but maaaaann I was not even close. So I got more emails from you gals and damn if this is my competition why am I still single? ... oh yeah forgot, I'm to busy writing posts. Keep the stories coming. LOL LOL LOL !
So here is more asinine stuff some jerk offs do / are / represent themselves as - to insure that when you are out with them there won't be a lot of interest, fun... and uh ...what's the opposite of making you totally barf?
Okay first - What's that smell? Is that an open sewer? no, it's his breath. Brushing? Flossing ? Some guys just don't have time for all that nonsense. Still, they can't figure out why they didn't get that little good night kiss they felt they earned with all the "great" conversation. Maybe it's because his breath smells like something crawled inside his mouth, died, came back to life, took a shit and died again. At least use some mouthwash, if that doesn't work try Drano.
Another thing gals don't like - Zombie teeth. Usually found on the guy above. Not only is he missing some teeth but he's missing parts of other teeth. And what teeth that are there
have taken on colors generally not associated with teeth like gray, dark brown, black and iridescent green. Really this guy should keep his mouth closed and just learn sign
language. She probably doesn't want to hear what he has to say anyway. Which brings us to .....
He's booooorrrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnggg. For some people it's really hard to be interesting, but on a date, no guy should be talking about:
A. How good he is at video games. ( Sure beats having a J.O.B. huh? )
B. His collection of unopened packages of Star Wars action figures, (yeah, great their collectables)
He's cool. .
C. His penis ( I have heard of guys doing this )
D. How much he can bench (try talking more
about how much you make, better yet don't do that, she probably can guess what minimum wage is now)
E. His job at Discount tire. (good thing he got that high school diploma)and so on...
Also ...( okay and I've made this mistake too ) don't talk about sex unless she brings it up.
Crazy thing.... most girls aren't sluts. And even the ones that are don't want to be treated like one. Talking about sex on a first date is like getting in her pants. It's by invitation only.
I'm willing to bet even Hugh Heffner doesn't do this. And he could probably get away with it. Losers can't.
Okay, this one is kind of cold blooded, but... don't lie about your height. Dude, if you tell her on the phone your 5' 9 and your really 5' 1', do you really really really think she is not going to notice? Hmmm. Better wear some boots.
Look, if she wanted to date Tattoo she'd go on Fantasy Island, or for the younger girls, if she wanted to go out with Mini Me she'd call Dr Evil.
And one more for now, the guy is so flabby and out of shape that even the Pillsbury dough boy can kick his ass. He gets winded going up a flight of step ( yes 1 step ).
He breaths heavy, from such strenuous activities as lifting a fork or talking and the girl can only wonder if he's panting because he's out of breath or because he's starring at her tits or his. Dude, join a gym, and lay off the midnight buffet, better yet hire somebody cool to go on the date in your place you fat fuck.
So happy dating, I'm sure there are some mature, good looking , smart guys on there. ... Besides me (just kidding)
- 45 year old white guy
(craiglist blogger)
"You have to know that I didn't write this...I wish I had...this is from a guy that has blogged this on Craiglist..." dripping dot sexy
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My deep insides....
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Posted:Dec 2, 2006 9:01 am
Last Updated:Aug 28, 2017 12:57 am
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Life sometimes has restrictions, fear and conventional guidelines... some are solid, some are silly, and some don't make sense... Life is too short to attack others for their own personal beliefs... its the answer YES and ACTIONS that follow that yes that determines your life's happiness....
I am *HONEST* (sometimes brutally, just ask and find out), adventurous, and fiercely loyal/dedicated to the people and things that mean the most to me in life. Friends will tell you that I possess this aura of positive in everything in my life.
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Pictures of your "Member" ARE NOT necessary or needed....Personality is....
My main fantasy is to experience your nakedness in person not on the internet... has no thrill for me... its like showing me what you got me for my birthday and then wrapping it up for me to unwrap... seen IT, know what it looks like... zero desire...
***wonder why more women don't write to you, remove the member shot and see if you can stimulate their mind with words...thats what ~*SOME*~ women really want!!! if they wanna see your *member* they'll ask...***
SO if you have a "Member" and/or "in the action" pictures... I lose my ~*DESIRE*~ to meet or even converse with you... my delete key is Well-designed and functional... as one man wrote "most women want a member shot" ~~*I am NOT like any other woman you'll know*~~.
I think of myself honest, tasteful, and classy
which set the priorities of the MEN I'm interested in...
Yes...I know its a Sex site...!!!
I like my sex mixed with desire, anticipation, and amazing.
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I like individuals with the testicular fortitude to lay everything on the line for what they want or desire, who possess the confidence to go from day to day without guarantees, to lose themselves in a moment without regret and to listen to their heart over their head or ego.
This soul lives each day unafraid to challenge the limitations of flesh and blood and love with every fragment of their being...their strength stemming from the belief that the future belongs solely to those with the courage, instinct, drive and passion to relentlessly pursue what is envisioned in their dreams.
Whom I would like to meet:
Are you a MAN with the ability to be genuine, -*HONEST*~and passionate? Would you make life fun, interesting, breathtaking and can do so without fear or insecurities?
I have no tolerance for (do not even bother):
Drug Users (Convinced that pot is not REALLY a Drug)
Fakers/LIARS (BE WHO YOU ARE...everyone finds out the truth in time regardless),
Haters (Anyone that cannot see that to each his own, no critical and discriminative judgment needed)
Players (If you have to stroke your ego by messing with other people's minds and hearts you aren't worthy of anything true or real)
Procrastinators (Why put off to tomorrow what you can do today)
I am living every day in pursuit of what provides extreme pleasure to body, mind and spirit...it is not for the faint of heart and definitely not for the antiquated mindset.
I rather you hate me for who I am then love me for someone I am not! Age is not an issue with me. However, height is...
Yes, I am really tall, walk proud and don't slouch...love to wear skirts, dresses and heels (always)...extremely open-minded and non-judgmental. If you have read all the way to the end....I want to say "Thank You".
Don't be afraid to be happy or HONEST, you deserve it and you are SO worth it.
Tall..........Tall..........Tall..........!!!
I'm looking for a certain MAN to share some sexual and non-sexual times with. Someone without *HANGUPS* or that can play alone as well as together.
~*!~*!~PLEASE READ~!*~!*~~*!~*!~PLEASE READ~!*~!*~
~~*~~MARRIED MEN~~*~~
*~Thank you for your email...~*
I WILL ONLY play with you... when your wife plays with ME....
Darling, if you are not having sex with your wife or she isn't having it with you....Ummm...Maybe there is a PROBLEM...
why would I want ~*PROBLEMS*~ in my world...
I AM REALLY, REALLY TALL TALL...those who have already met me know this... I smell AMAZINGly GORGEOUS all the time... and I always make sure that the man gets the most fulfilled time of is life when we play.
Short men are not SATISIFING enough for me unless they have a woman associated with them...this is my own personal opinion...
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I very much enjoy having sex while I'm standing up on my feet... the tingle, quivers and shake when I exhale is too delightful...
and if you can't reach it standing on your feet...it will not do...(standing on a box or anything else won't do)
desire and crave TALL men...the taller the SEXIER....
Additional information!!!
I'm a FREE Agent and prefer to stay that way....
I'm very selective so please accept "NO" gracefully...
If you wanna send your hate mail....do so...just know it will be deleted and highly disregard...hate mail is so unattractive...
I am just being me....not hating on you...
Thank you again for taking time out to read my blog...MmwAH~~~!!!~~~
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