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My spirit muppet is Gonzo, Long-live the Great Gonzo
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My Pick-up Slut
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Posted:Dec 31, 2019 3:39 am
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2019 3:47 am
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I've often wondered what it felt like to be a sugarbaby not because I want money from older men. To be gorgeous and me rewarded by having people shower you with gifts, money and adoration. I'm beginning to feel like I have a bit of an idea and it all started when recently I bought a pick-up truck. Finally, I know what it feels like because all of a sudden I have all these people calling me and offering me things or asking me for help and giving me things. I finally feel popular. Not popular like a star athlete, More popular like a sexy 18-year-old coed with big tits. But it's not me that's popular it's my truck she is a slut but finally her whoring paid off and someone was nice enough to just throw a portable professional massage table my way. Requires a little refurbishing or at least some quick upholstery touch repair.
Just because my whorish pick up truck picks up strange items on by other people, will not guarantee I won't withhold the wealth for myself. I will have to share as much as I can. And I'll start with this massage table. Since I don't have a regular playmate currently I shall share the wealth with someone who wants to express how important their friendship, trust, care and love is to Them. Express Yourself Through Massage. In Kingston On. Make be an offer and come pick it up.
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Disclaimer for Catastrophic Unrequested Cock Pic Send
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Posted:Dec 13, 2019 9:00 pm
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2019 9:13 pm
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That was not your present. That was a piece of digital advertising. It will most likely be on the backside of the box with a shipping label covering it. It is 1 Mili second of the possible experience and your enjoyment of the the gift itself. This gift is solar powered 24x7x 365 availability to enjoy it at your leisure. Its like a Jelly of the month club.... as a gift that keeps on giving ..... but is rarely in the form of jelly and if always in form of jelly too often, you should return it because it;s broken. Probably dropped by Amazon. Don't worry there's a lifetime warranty on of these. Ladies you can get a new one quickly by breathing.
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Playmate Applications Now Accepted
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Posted:Dec 10, 2019 6:52 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2024 6:10 am
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My holy grail is finding a playmate who's intellectual, thoughtful, comical, and unusual. Someone with respect for Sarcasm and when directed at the right target, cherish it as a classic art form. And ..... has a willingness to do weird shit our fun parts
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