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Slow Ride
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Just Between Us
Posted:Jun 26, 2021 9:07 am
Last Updated:Feb 11, 2022 7:39 am
Is something on your mind? Would you like to have a private chat? Talk to me. We will keep this just between the two of us. Anything posted here will never become visible to anyone else.

0 Comments , 3 Pending
The many benefits of sperm. Who knew??
Posted:Sep 4, 2021 7:03 am
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2021 2:22 pm

Recently I was reading another bloggers post about her love for oral, particularly her love for a mans sperm. I almost left the typical comment...>>its a great source of protein<<< but decided to not share my unoriginal comment. Instead I did some research on the actual benefits of sperm. I wanted to know, how much protein is really in sperm?? I mean, an egg has 6g of protein, the average male cannot have that much protein in a table spoon or two in his sperm, right???

This is what I read about the many many benefits of sperm and I am beyond surprised by what I discovered. I just copied the bullet points however you can read the full article written by:
Lauren Crain
Posted on August 21, 2018
on stdcheck/com

The following are the many benefits of sperm: Enjoy!

The vaginal and rectal linings are very absorbent, so either one is a viable route for soaking up the nutrients in your man’s sauce.


Mood Enhancement


Yes, semen can make you live longer.
It was also found to prevent liver disease as well as liver cancer.

Cognitive Functioning

Nutritional Benefits
Semen is chock full of zinc, potassium, magnesium, calcium, and citrate. The nutrients get absorbed in your body like expensive vitamins


(Spermidine is an antioxidant and is great for the skin. It’s believed to smooth skin, lessen wrinkles, and even diminish acne).

So ladies, when your man wants to cum inside you or he craves the desire to cum in your mouth so you will swallow, clearly he is all about your health, in hopes you will live a longer, happier life in good health.

On behalf of all men who care so much about your health, your welcum.
Happy Hump Day! How will you celebrate? Multiple Choice ...(we love multiples)
Posted:Aug 24, 2021 5:59 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2022 9:53 am

Let's try this post from a different approach this time...

How will you be celebrating Hump Day?


How would you like to be celebrating?

Enjoy my fellow sexual deviants!
Pulling Out
Mmmm Giving Her a Delicious Nooner
Waking her up properly
A little Light Bondage?
0 Comments , 1 vote
Your Feedback about the Vast Amount of Fake Profiles!!
Posted:Aug 14, 2021 5:40 am
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2021 6:41 pm

One of the biggest complaints I have read from many (not most) members on Senior Sizzle is the vast amount of fake profiles on here. Some may have been planted by Senior Sizzle (some say) but many are posted by (and I say this in my most subtle and diplomatic way possible) lying shit bags living offshore somewhere.... Sorry but lets just call them what they are, ok?

Being a man on here I have noticed the tells as I am sure most other men have noticed as well. However, i have noticed when some men respond to these fake profiles/bloggers, their little head over rides their big head.

I have seen posts from women making the same claims about mes fake profiles as well. Since I do not look at mens profiles, I could not say for certain what these fake men post however I would love for the women to participate as well.

Regardless lets get a bit of participation and feed back going here and maybe there is a slim chance we can wake up the Senior Sizzle hacks from their slumber and clean up the fake crapola!
Yeah..I know. Its a nice thought. Let me hold on to my false sense of hope.

...If she is 20 to 35 years old, lives out of state and initiates contact and she calls you

...If her profile guarantees satisfaction or she will rock your world like no other

...If she is out of the country for a few weeks, wait for it, she is going to give you an amazing story and ask you for money
Have you ever had a work / office tryst?
Posted:Aug 5, 2021 7:15 am
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2021 6:39 am
Have you ever had a tryst with your boss or as the boss have you ever had a tryst with someone works for you?

I have a solid working relationship with an associate (non employee/coworker) and I have recently taken a step back try get a perspective of our dynamic trying from the outside looking in. Meaning, if I were observing the two of us, I wonder what kind of vibe I might get about us.

You might be wondering...Why? What have you done?...
I have done nothing... lol
I know I know... this is Senior Sizzle and I am supposed just share stories about crossing boundaries, hotel trysts with someone is off limits etc...

In reality we have become extremely close mostly in what we talk about and share with each other. Business is well in focus but also we share candidly about our personal lives, our relationships and pretty much everything we deal with outside of work.
You know when you can read a person by the slightest adjustment in the tone of their voice over the phone? That's where we are.

As I have said in a previous post, I would not risk crossing lines with work relationships. But...I understand how it happens.
Breeder Wives. Is this really a thing?
Posted:Aug 3, 2021 4:13 pm
Last Updated:Jan 10, 2022 9:37 am

First, I am not judging what any of you do. I am just... inquisitive. Let's go with that.

Can someone help me understand this?? I get the fantasy most men have. is a heat factor when cums picturing us watching another man or multiple men having what is ours and precious us. I get the fantasy and I understand turning a fantasy into reality. I'm all for acting on fantasies!

Breeding though?? Yikes. Removing the heat factor out of the scenario and thinking about the reality, the real risks and ramifications seem to far outweigh the turn-on about following through with the actual act. 
Am I wrong??

Here is an example... again I am not judging.
I read a post  about a woman has been a [breeder wife] and she stated that she and her husband have been enjoying this for many years. In this particular post she described how she has hooked up with several random random men over the course of a day and into the evening. She made the point about mentioning that all the men were strangers, all of them took her bareback and filled her so she was dripping with several men. That evening, she went home, she told her husband about her many hook ups of the day and her husband became so turned on he took her right as she is dripping with lots of rando semen.
I mean the risks of catching serious permanent diseases is NOT in anyone's favor here.
Does this really happen??
Is it mostly about taking semen from random or multiple men?
Is the goal actually get pregnant from an unknown guy or is about something else?

Comments are welcome. If you prefer comment privately, you are more then welcome comment in the private section of my blog.
Yes My Wife is/ I am a breeder and it went very south
Yes my wife is/I am a breeder and it has been wonderful for our relationship
We have managed to stay STD free
We contracted and STD (or a few)
We don't care about the risk, we love the breeder lifestyle
We/I would like to try it
Yeah....I don't get it
13 Comments , 14 votes
At a Business meeting I realized the person I met with is on Senior Sizzle!
Posted:Jul 29, 2021 12:35 pm
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2021 7:54 pm

This just happened very very recently. I had a meeting with a new , prior our meeting we spoke on the phone before we met in person.  

When we met, I noticed she was quite attractive but regardless, I maintained my focus on our business but something about her was slightly familiar. Certain features about her face seemed familiar but I couldnt put my finger on it right away. She was quite personable, we chatted about non business related topics (all rated G). I would say out of 90 minutes of time together 20 to 30 minutes was about business and the rest was just banter, talking and laughter.

But I digress...  We parted ways, I got into my car and after I was about 2 or 3 miles into my drive it me!! I know why she is familiar me!!!  

I have seen her on HERE! On Senior Sizzle!!!!

Here is the issue! I cant say anything to her because this is supposed be a business arrangement. Not only would saying something about Senior Sizzle likely embarrass her but it would most certainly ruin any business opportunities!!

Has this ever happened you??
Yes! But I never said anything about spotting their profile on AFF.
Yes I mentioned seeing their profile on AFF and it was a disaster
Yes I said something to the them and it worked out amazingly well
No I never said anything about seeing their profile on AFF
Not yet, but sit tight. I'll get back to you!
17 Comments , 17 votes
It's Hump Daaay!!! How Are You Celebrating??
Posted:Jul 21, 2021 10:16 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2021 6:56 am

Happy Hump Day Everyone!

How are you celebrating Hump Day this week??
I am going to bang (or get banged) all day like a screen door in a hurricane!!
I just had a nooner
Is it Wednesday already??
My naughty bits have been in semi retirement
3 Comments , 19 votes
Dick Pics (Poll for women)
Posted:Jul 19, 2021 6:43 pm
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2021 7:57 pm

So ladies, I read your profile (yeah...I'm the one who reads it), I see your comments in the blogs and I read almost the same thing from .....about 95% of you. You are sick of the dick pics men post in their profiles and when they send dick pics in their emails to you. Or at least 95% of you are.
The other 5%... to each her own.

Let's poll the questions and let the majority decide.

What are your thoughts on dick pics whether they are sent to you in emails or you JUST want to read a guy's profile and you are greeted with his 6 to 7 inches of fury!
Enough with the dick pics guys!
I LOVE when men email me pics of the dicks before we have had a conversation.
36 Comments , 47 votes
Is Senior Sizzle a secret from everyone who knows you?
Posted:Jul 19, 2021 1:31 pm
Last Updated:May 19, 2022 6:06 pm

Is it common knowledge among your friends and family that you are on Senior Sizzle?


Is this your dirty little secret?

Regardless if you have an open marriage, open relationship, if you swing, swamp, cross dress, dress up, dress down, strip ..whatever your purpose is here. Considering this is the one place that all fetishes, all alt lifestyle pleasures are accepted and welcome. How open are you about your presence here?
Don't Tell Anyone I am on AFF
I am fairly open about it
I attempt to maintain discretion
Why? What have you heard about me???
No one would ever imagine I am on here.
I Don't Care Who Knows
50 Comments , 563 votes
Dick Pics and MORE Dick Pics!! Guys!! WHY????
Posted:Jul 14, 2021 8:08 am
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2021 3:13 pm

Do you walk up to a woman in public with your cock hanging out of your pants???

IF you did that, what kind of a response are you likely to get from her??

Why post pics of your cock??
What are you accomplishing?
Do you think you are going to stand out from the crowd??

Guys before you start posting hate blogs and getting your dick in a knot, just hear me out...

Ive been off and on Senior Sizzle for a few years, I have been on the blogs now for maybe a month, and I have scrolled through the stories people post. I have read a ton of blogs as well as what fellow bloggers have replied.
Specifically, most of the blogs I read are posted by women and then I read how people respond. MOST of the responders are from men and MOST of their profile pics are their cocks. Shit tons of Cocks! There they are!!! Pages and pages and pages of cocks staring back! Cocks Cocks and more Cocks!!!

I read what women say on their profiles and the majority seems to go something like the following...
....If you send a dick pic, you will be deleted automatically... If your dick is in your profile, Not interested!....

They dont want to see your dick before they speak to you, so why shove it down their throat (pardon the sorry ) and continue to contact women leading with a cock pic to them???

When was the last time a woman reached out to you and told you...AWESOME cock pic! You are so different from everyone else!! That mole on the tip of your cock looks like a little eye patch so I knew I HAD to meet you!!!!

OR ....

Am I wrong?? Maybe I am missing a genius strategy here??? Is it a numbers game?? Do you email 100 women leading with the main profile pic being your cock, you ask them if they want to fuck and hope you have a 30% success rate??

Feedback is welcome. Hate replies will be deleted.

And guys, dont be a dick and send me pics of your dick, it will be deleted. Sound familiar?? lol
Do the terms Whores and Sluts exist anymore?
Posted:Jul 6, 2021 11:36 am
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2021 9:06 am

I was reading another blog earlier today and another blogger wrote her view that she does not want to be considered a if she were to partake in a threesome or any thing of the sort because she does not want to be considered to be a .

Now I think it is very unfortunate in 2021 that a woman would be called a because she enjoys whatever she enjoys sexually whether she likes to be at the center of attention in a gang bang, a three or foursome with all men....or whatever she enjoys.

I know a lot of us men in the heat of the moment will call our female partner... a , slut, dirty girl etc... My assumption is based on my own use of these words with a partner and that is only if my partner enjoys being talked to like this.
Would I say these things to her if she did not like it?
Hell No!! Of course not!

In 2021 a woman might enjoy being called a or slut in bed but this is not a definition of who she is as a person nor does it define her character. She is just embracing her inner bad girl at the moment.

In 2021, if a woman embraces a healthy sexual appetite and a strong sense of adventure sexually it does not make her a . I dont care if she is in a threesome, a gang bang or any of the such, she is not a .
Is she???
In a time when swinging, swapping, sharing, threesomes, open marriages/relationships is almost as common as playing tennis, women are no longer whores.

Sluts and whores do not exist by definition of character anymore.

I suppose the exception to this view is if a womans husband steps outside of their marriage with another women and he is caught by his wife. This soon to be ex wife will likely forever label the woman his husband cheating with a or slut.

What are your thoughts??
Would You Still Find An Ex Attractive Many Years Later?
Posted:Jul 6, 2021 10:29 am
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2021 5:18 am

Let's say that as of  today you are at least 45 years old (give or take a few years) and you bump into an ex from your younger days. Lets say you dated them you were in your 20's. Like all of us, your ex has ummm...evolved... with age. Now beauty comes in all shapes and forms so lets just say that as of today, your ex does not resemble the person they used to be from a physical aspect. Chances are, they might not get your attention today if you did not know them or have history with them.
BUT...when you talk to them and their personality comes through and you discover they are smart, mature, grown up, funny, they are fun! Engaging etc etc......

The bottom line is, you connect with them mentally.

Do you think you would be attracted to them now as an adult even though the attractive exterior you once knew is not what it was.

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