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Cute little thing... Part II
Posted:Aug 13, 2019 4:28 pm
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2022 5:57 am
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Just then, I could hear the latch click and the creak of the gate to the pool area opening........

At that moment, I wasn't sure just who might be visiting! I certainly wasn't expecting anyone and I hadn't made any purchases on Amazon. Our UPS man KNOWS to knock first... and Hubs wasn't gonna be coming home for a couple of hours. Thoughts of just who it might be were racing through my head, and I was immediately in a panic!

As the gate opened, I could see it was Tom, our pool guy.

HOLY SHIT! We were clearly in NO state to be seen. Or were we?
I could see Tom was clearly embarrassed when he noticed Kimmy and me, both half-naked and "lounging" poolside.
"Oh shit! I am SO sorry! I..... I..... I.... " he said as he turned his head so as not to stare at us.
"Tom, you weren't scheduled for today... Why are you here?"
A moment of silence, and a smile, and I could see him starting to get a chuckle out of this.
"Well, Carly.... your husband called just a little while ago and said there was something wrong with the pump, and that I needed to get over right away fix it... because you would be expecting company this weekend."

God, DAMN... that was a fantastic practical joke! And while I could see that Kimmy had reached for her coverup, but she hadn't put it on. She was noticing Tom, our super-hunky pool guy.
Tom had built our pool in when we first bought the house, and he had serviced us [ahem] ever since. He was 6'4", in great shape, and had a tussle of wavy blonde hair that made women's heads turn.
We'd had him over to a few of our pool parties to enjoy his labors. He was casual, professional, laid back, handsome, talented, and...... yes, you guessed it.... SUPER hung.
We had first discovered this when our friend Annemarie was flirting with him at one of our get-togethers. He wore long surfer shorts, and I could see he was filling them more and more as she touched his arm and smiled her killer smile at him. She is a stunner, and as Chad and I watched the action, we took note of our pool guy's rather generous assets.
I elbowed Chad, nodded toward what magic was going on between our guests, saw that Chad hadn't noticed Tom's wood, raised my eyebrows and whispered, "You do see what Tom is packing don't you?"
Instant spit-take, and Chad laughed.
"We are gonna HAVE to have him over to one of the late-night soirees!"
He'd been to a few of our parties, and now I know why Chad had him come over... to crank this little encounter with my new friend up the next level.

"Um, Tom... you know Chad! He does this kind of thing for fun! I hope you don't feel put upon... that you're not pissed off by this. By the way, this is my friend Kim... um, I mean... Kimmy."
"Um, no... it's good. I probably SHOULD give that pump a check-up anyway. You'll be getting a bill for the emergency call though!" and he winked.
"Kimmy..." he walked toward her, hand outstretched. "It's really nice to meet you."
Turning toward Kimmy, I changed my tone. "I'm sorry about this, and if you're not comfortable, I am fine with you taking off. I definitely don't WANT you to, but I would totally understand if this........."
Noting that she hadn't gotten dressed to shake Tom's hand, and seeing as she was smiling, it all seemed OK.
"Backyard hedonism, huh?" she laughed.

I got Tom a drink. He was a big fan of a nice, hoppy IPA, and we were well-stocked at the pool. As I poured him a cold beer I could see he'd taken a seat next to Kimmy and they began to chat. I took my time, poured another glass of Chardonnay for myself, wiped the bar and played cool as they got acquainted. As I leisurely strolled back, I noticed Tom was starting to fill his jeans. Good old Tom.

"Kimmy... Tom has been a really good friend for years. He comes to our parties once in a while. He even put in this pool about 10 years ago. And he's been servicing our needs ever since." Double entendres perfectly intended!

"Kimmy... do you have any needs that require immediate servicing?" he asked her with a grin, picking right my pun. We laughed.
"Well... I don't have a pool. But I just made a little puddle here with Carly before you arrived."

With that, I could see Tom almost busting the seams of those jeans.
"I want to warn you, Kimmy... Tom's a very special guy. Very special. He's blessed in ways most women have never experienced."
"Yeah? A good lover?" she asked.
Tom smiled coyly
"Well, yes... but he's.... um.... let's say.... well... he's quite gifted."
Her eyes went right to his lap, followed by a serious eyebrow rise. And, as I expected, her jaw literally dropped.

You see... Tom was huge. My husband Chad is big, at nearly 10", but Tom was a legit 13" long and yes, thick too. And his thickness bulged just a few inches past the head. It was enormous and awesome. Once he got in [and that WAS a challenge] and got past that bulge, he filled a woman SO well and right, and the rest just sunk into you... almost like your pussy was pulling him in.
Now, let just say, I had never been able to take all of Tom. I tried, god damn it... but alas, he is just TOO MUCH.
But, was he a smash at our parties!

"Oh man... shit.... that's... that's... that's the biggest fucking dick I have... ever.... like EVER.... seen!" Kimmy stammered.
"Well, you don't have to worry... Tom isn't going to force anything you... this is just supposed to be fun."
"Hedonism!" she laughed.

"Hedonism! Tom... would it be OK? Would you let Kimmy see what you have going on there? That's OK with you, isn't it Kimmy?"
She nodded a yes, like asking a if they wanted to go for ice cream.
It was more than fine with the both of them. He slowly unbuttoned his button-flys, and she was watching so intently I thought I should have made popcorn. She was also wriggling in her seat a bit as well.
When he'd finished his teasing, he pulled down his pants and the head of his cock was sticking out of the bottom of his red boxer-briefs. Kimmy motioned him closer, to give it a feel through those now impossibly stretched lycra shorts.
" man.... that shit is fucking SOLID! Holy shit! That is fucking HUGE!!!"
She kept running her hands and down, but never making contact with skin, just feeling through the briefs... like she was afraid to touch "it".
"I have seriously... seriously... NEVER seen anything so massive before... it's beautiful! What the actual FUCK?"
She was in awe... and shocked... and stunned... and aroused... at once.
"I can't even... can't.... imagine... oh GOD!"

I got up and walked over to Tom. He knew the rules. No kissing. But I pulled out my tits, just to turn him on a little bit more. He LOVES tits! And he's quite taken with mine. So I let him feel a bit as Kimmy fondled him in her slack-jawed disbelief.
Then, I pulled the leg of Tom's briefs to reveal his entire cock I could hear her gasp as she saw it uncovered and now, swinging free.
"Go ahead... touch it now. It's even better uncovered!"
Her hands were shaking just a bit... but she reached for it and grabbed it... and gave a good firm squeeze.
"My last boyfriend was just about half this size, and he could never get this fucking hard... And HE was the biggest I had ever been with. I think this thing would fucking RUIN my shit! But... I can't help but wonder..."
Her voice trailed off, but not her interest. Now, she was stroking it... petting it. She pointed it upward to see it from below and I could tell from how she was licking her lips that this was going down a very hot and sexy path!
But I laughed. I knew exactly how she felt. The first time I was with husband Chad, young and naive as I was, I thought the exact things! Repulsed and attracted at once.
"Well... sweet , what happens at Hedonism STAYS at Hedonism!" I said
And with that, I took her by the hand, and led her toward the pool house. I gestured and Tom was right there with us. Once inside, I got down on my knees in front of Tom, gently pulled her in to join and started licking this enormous cock. It was not just hard now, it was getting "angry", veins bulging and turning a beautiful shade of purple.
Kimmy took it in her hand, held it up, "Wow... it's so heavy!" and she put her sweet, sexy mouth right on the head of it, barely getting much more than the glans past her lips.
As she did that, I took his balls [one at a time, as they were massive as well] into my mouth... and reached down between her legs to feel her soaking wet cunt. Her wetness was totally running down her leg. She turned to me and said, "I have NEVER been so turned on!"

A half-hour went by like a minute. I was so excited by their foreplay... so excited to see this cute little thing get so aroused and ready that I nearly came from the moment. She, however, came many times on my hand, moaning and sucking that monster cock like a wild woman!

"Well, I think it's time.... you SHOULD try it... you should have him inside you! It's only fair to poor Tom ... He's been so good and patient, and frankly, I can feel how your pussy's opened up... that you want it! No... I think you NEED it!!!!"
"Oh fuck... I don't know.... this thing may just fucking kill ."
"But... but what a way GO dear?" I chuckled.
She was moaning, and I could see her take it from her mouth, just stare at it... she turned and looked around, saw the sofa, and went towards it. She laid herself down, legs spread wide, and began to touch herself.
"Oh shit... you're right Carly, I'm way opened up... But please... Tommy... go slow... and be gentle! This pussy has NO idea what I'm getting her into!" and she giggled nervously.
He smiled, "Of course I will... Carly... tell Kimmy about your friend Rita. Remember Rita? She never thought I'd even get in... now she has a pool, and a pool house and her cuck husband invites me over so he can watch me wreck his wife!
"Oh, I remember... and I know!" I said
"Kimmy... I'll go slow and easy... it's about YOUR pace and desires... " he whispered to her.

He knelt over her on the couch, his dick just above her, throbbing and at full attention, ready to open her.
"You good? You need a little lube?"
With a smart-ass smirk, she took his hand and put it right on her pussy so he could feel how wet and how open she'd gotten, for this experience.
"Ok... but just please tell if I go too deep, too fast, or if you want to stop..."
I just watched from the sidelines... my own personal porno... with my hand between my legs, fingers inside rubbing my swollen G-spot. No need to meddle with their fun. Besides, I knew there was plenty of fun ahead for me.

Tom grabbed his dick with his right hand as the left balanced him against the back of the sofa. He wasn't going to plunge... he would take his time and re-size this pussy slowly.
Even with the foreplay, and 3 of my fingers loosening her tight little fuckhole, Tom was NOT just going to slide in.
As he rubbed the head of his massive meat against her, his head finding the spot to enter, she moaned, shifted a whole lot, and bit her bottom lip hard. I could see the muscles in his back flex as he pushed forward just a tiny bit, and she instinctively reacted by pulling back. It was an animal impulse. She felt like he was going to tear her in half. But he persisted... slowly... carefully... patiently... stirring her wetness with the huge head of his cock
He let her gyrate her hips so that his dick made circular little twirls around her lips. She was so wet that she left juicy webs as he pulled back, and he wagged his weighty cock to spank her a few times. The sound even made my pussy throb.
"Fuck, that's a lotta cock! SO... damn... heavy!" she uttered breathlessly.
She was sweating.
"It's OK if you can't do it, honey," I said. "Nothing be ashamed of ... we can try this again some other time, if you'd prefer?"
With that, she bit her lower lip, tilted her hips, and thrust upward and opened herself upon his glorious tool.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh FUCK!!!!" she let out a cry. "God, DAMMMMMMMMMN!!!!"
The neighbors loved our escapades, and I am SURE someone heard that!

It was just the head, but that motherfucker was now inside her.
And from the way she was moving, I could tell she liked this. A lot!
This was going to take a while.
But then, I heard Chad say, from behind us... "Hey... how's that pool?"
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Deep thoughts.... and toys.
Posted:Jan 2, 2019 7:58 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2020 7:52 am
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I have always liked my toys. I got my first dildo when I was in high school. It wasn't very big, it wasn't very realistic, and frankly, it wasn't very good.
This was quite a few years ago and the material was basically hard rubber. Holy fuck, have things come along way since those days.
I've always kept a decent toybox, consisting of a dildo du jour [usually something in a modest size and most often fairly realistic], a decent vibrator [whether it be a bullet, a rabbit, or just a traditional model], plus some odds and ends like lube, condoms and nipple clamps. And all of this pretty much got me through hungry moments.
More recently, hubby started introducing me to things like pumps, and some bigger toys. You see, before him, I hadn't been very daring with sex, let alone sex toys. Also, it took finding a partner who was not intimidated by sex toys or my exploration of sexuality to encourage exploration and experimentation.
I can still remember, long ago, with a boyfriend at an adult store, and I could see him watching which toys I was looking at. I could feel him staring at every move I made, not with titillation, but anxiety every time my eyes widened over and overly generous rubber phallus.
And then in the car afterward, his quizzing me about the big toys. SUPER awkward.
But not my husband. He's always fascinated, almost to the point fetishism, watching me push a big dong into my pussy. And he loves to help do it too!
Now understand, he's got a pretty huge cock! It's over 9 inches, and pretty damn thick as well. And when he pumps, he reaches nearly 10 inches and swells to 2 1/2 inches thick.
Sometimes, it's all I can take... Sometimes.
But then there are times when something just a bit thicker gives me that awesome stretch that a girl sometimes really desires. So we have some toys that fit that need. And I have to admit that for a long time I never wanted anything that reached deeper into me than my husband. I was always a girth-over-length-kind-of-girl. And some experiences with long cocks supported that, as they hit my cervix in a way that was less than pleasant.
My recent-ish toybox was filled with awesome dongs that offered 7 to 8 inches of insertion, and enough girth to get it done [or is that, get me done?].
And then, just like that, hubby went and ordered at 2 1/4" x 12"; soft cyber skin toy for me.
"Um........... What's this? TWELVE INCHES??????" I queried as I opened the Amazon box.
"It was on sale, and I thought it looked like fun...." he said.
"Yeah, but you know I don't usually like the long toys."
"I know... But I figured the extra length would come in handy when this is suction cupped to the floor. Then you don't have to push quite as far down to get the penetration that you want. Right?" he said with a devilish smile.
"Uh...... suuuuuuuurrrrrre."
There something about having new toys in the house... I just can't seem to concentrate or focus on anything else until I've had a moment getting to know them. Especially when they are as soft and realistic as this particular toy. So though I tried, within an hour I couldn't resist, took it out of the packaging, and gave it a good wash, foolishly thinking that was all I would do with it.
Well, you can probably guess where this ended up.... with me hovering over this foot-long toy firmly suctioned to the tile floor... a generous amount of lube being applied with a hot stroking motion... and the excess being added to my already ample wetness.
Hubby was right. The extra length did you come in handy as I grasped the shaft and rubbed the head of this monster over my pussy lips, across my clit, and eventually guided it into me.
Wow! It was thick too!
What the fuck was he thinking?
But..........
YES! I was able to get great penetration without having to over-flex my hips and knees on this hard floor... which was something I had struggled with with shorter toys. With this longer toy I was able to have more-than-sufficient penetration, was able to hold the base with one hand, and rub my clit with the other, all while there was no awkward bouncing, trying to get closer to the ground.
Of course, getting too close wasn't gonna happen... this thing is thick!
Damn him! He got it right again. I had to laugh a bit, at least until I was overcome with my first swelling, building, warm orgasm that I was having just then.
This was a very enjoyable, deep, full body orgasm, and left me shuddering and satisfied. But I definitely like to have more than one, once I get going.
So, without much hesitation, I caught my breath and again began to ride, up-and-down, while stimulating my entire, very wet pussy with my slippery fingers. The suction cup on this toy held firmly to the tile and I did not have to hold it as my hips rotated and thrust on it. I was definitely impressed.
Within just minutes I could feel I was approaching another very strong orgasm!
And as I came, my hands both went to the floor, as I was essentially now on all fours, orgasming on this very generous cock.
And as I rode right through this orgasm, keeping it going in a long, undulating climax, I could suddenly feel the toy slipping in deeper, as I wasn't really in total control of my body anymore.
It was at this moment that I could feel I was grinding all the way to the ground and all 12 inches of toy were buried deep inside of me, reaching a spot that brought me to my next instant orgasm and made my eyes roll into the back of my head!
And THIS orgasm felt very, VERY different! It was incredibly deep like it came from my within my soul!!! Not pinpoint like a clitoral cum, but like it came from EVERYWHERE!
And clearly, this got my husband's attention! I looked up and saw him smiling at me.
"Well, from the sounds you were just making, I'd say that was a successful purchase?"
"FUCK YOU!!!!" I cried and laughed and moaned.
Hubby picked me up, and carried me to the bed, and went back to grab our new friend [and my new favorite toy!].
For the next hour or so he had me on my back, penetrating me with it so slowly and deeply, with short strokes that kept it so far in there, and little twisting motions that created friction and sensations that had me climbing the fucking walls!
At times, he would just keep it in there, while playing with my clit and asshole, and again my orgasm was strong with contractions, wet with passionate juiciness and left me shuddering and shaking.
This was my first experience with the O-spot, located deeeeeeeeeep in my vagina, behind the cervix. And it's an area filled with nerve endings, sensual spots and pleasure zones galore! Without even knowing it, and because this toy had such a soft flexibility, after my orgasm, the toy was able to slip past my cervix and reach this unexplored region.
Ladies....... If you have not, you NEED to try this for yourselves. From what I've read, s possible for everyone to find pleasure like this, and I guarantee if you do, it will become part of your regular routine and you'll find yourself putting something with a length beyond your comfort zone into your Amazon shopping cart!
And.... you won't be sorry you did!
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Swelled, then spanked.... A curious newbie gets her pussy pumped
Posted:May 6, 2018 5:42 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2020 6:33 am
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Some nights start out boring... then, you get a message.
"Hey... it's _________. Sorry about last week, not of those flakes who just blow people off. My ex really WAS messing with me and didn't pick up the . He's such a mother f'er! Can I make it up and come over some time? GREAT bottle of Veuve in hand! Let me know!"
WHO says "No!" to a sexy lady bearing a bottle of Veuve Clicquot?
So, we said, sure... and the night went from take-out and a movie to eating out and making movies! lol
She was 5'3", blonde, curvy with a beautiful face... great style (I LOVED her outfit!) a little thing with great tits!!!!! And she had the sweetest hint of a southern accent. Most importantly, she was SO curious about pussy pumping. In fact, we had chatted a few times about it, first on Senior Sizzle , then directly texting. I love talking about it, because it's fun, and if you do it right, very, VERY sexy feeling! We had made plans (twice) to meet, and frankly, I thought she was a flake (or a fake) and I was done. BUT... glad her curiosity was stronger than my shrug.
Sure enough, she came with perfectly chilled champagne in hand, and we greeted her, hubby took her (so cool) leather jacket to hang, the bottle to open and let us chat a bit. As we settled into the sofa, I could hear that delicious *POP* from the kitchen. Hubby brought us two perfectly filled glasses and left us to get acquainted.
*Clink* "Here's to new friendships!"
We made casual small talk... about exes, , life, etc... and eventually got around to what I know she was so curious about.... pussy-pumping!
I told her all about how I was introduced... and why I do it... and how it feels. Asked her why it was such a fascination, and why hadn't she tried it yet.
"I guess kind of afraid to walk into a shop and get one, and not sure if I'd get the right thing if I ordered online."
I totally understood. We had some trial-and-error with getting the right gear, and that was WITH my handy-hubby's help too. He'd already been pumping for a couple , had the hand-pump and hoses with connectors, and even still, we got a cheap one to try out to see if I would like the sensation. I sure did, and then we set out to get better stuff.
And I asked her if she wanted to see our toy-bin.
"Oh yeaaaaaaaaahhhhh...." she purred.
We went into the 'toy room' and I opened the suction drawer, filled with pumps, cylinders, nipple suckers, clit suckers, etc...
"Wow! You really DO have a great toy collection!"
"Those are just the suction things."
I opened the drawer with the lingerie... then the one with the vibes (and their chargers, lol) and then the dildos.
I could see her squirming. So, to ease the moment I leaned over and kissed her cheek. "You. Are. Adorable!" I said. She was blushing, but not timid. At all.
She grabbed my boob with one hand and started to take off her shirt with the other. It was then I noticed my man watching from the door.
"Oh, this is gonna be good!" he said.
She smiled and I started to strip as well.
In seconds we were both naked, and I gently pushed her toward the bed. She fell, anxiously opening her legs, and I could see she was so wet. I had to taste and enjoy her. Still fully clothed, hubby came up behind me and did the same for me. I could tell she was close to cumming almost instantly, so I stopped.
"Whaaaaa... why?"
"Because, NOW you're absolutely ready to be pumped!"
I went and grabbed a pussy cup, the hand pump and the hose, and some coconut oil. I rubbed her for a few minutes as she squirmed wildly, always making sure not to bring her TOO close. I fit the cup to her and squeezed the handle 4-5 times... JUST a bit of pressure.
"Oooooh.... that's nice!" and a few pumps more, "Wow, that's... that's reaaalllly nice!"
I knew JUST what she meant. The pulling... tugging of the suction, gently engorging the area is not like any other feeling. A few more pumps. I was going 'easy' making sure not to go too far. After just 3 or so minutes, I released, rubbed her again and started again... This was supposed to feel good, not be . But she liked it a bit harder.... so I obliged. Hubby was just observing, and I could see he was pleased with what he was watching. Very pleased. VERY pleased.
I could see she was red and swollen.... not too much... but after 10 minutes, I released the pressure and her hand went right for her vulva.
"Wooooooooooooooow!!!!!!" That feels so hot and swollen! Oh my god! I love it!"
I grabbed a hand mirror so she could see what she looked like. She was perfectly swelled... not too much... and she was bright pink! She kept rubbing herself, and I saw she was about to get herself off.
I slapped her hand playfully.
"No! Not yet... one more round."
"Really???"
"Yes. Trust me!"
So, I put a little more oil on her and began once more.
This time I planned for less pressure but a bit longer, like 12 minutes... and as she was sucked up into this cup, I used a vibrator on it, teasing her right to the edge, 2...3...4 times...
I told her it was almost time to be released. Did she want a big toy? Or my lips to get her over...
"Oh my god" she uttered, "If it's all the same, I want his dick! I really, really want his big dick in me"
Hubby, now in just boxers, clearly was enjoying the scene, as evidenced by an amazing erection... he'd been stroking it as I was pumping her and I could see he was more than happy to help out now.
"OK.... but you're gonna have to let me have him first."
I bent over and he entered me from behind... a hard thrust that felt like it went to my throat. His cock made me almost forget what I was doing, and her pumping session went to 20 minutes... longer than I'd planned. But the pressure was low, she was in no danger, and she was again wiggling with anticipation, and playing with her nipples, as she watched me get fucked.
Hubby pulled away and told me to release her... Oh man, if he hadn't, not sure how long she'd have been under suction... lol
The *hissssssssss* of the release valve was met with her moans of relief... or pleasure... not sure which.
And hubby stepped right in to feel this puffy, soft, swollen flesh relinquish to his rock-hard cock. Just the action of rubbing his head across her aching clit made her cum instantly!
"OH.... MY...... FUCKING..... GOD........ YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
She shivered and shook, and when she stopped moaning, he put just the very thick, swollen head of his BWC in her.
"Holy shit! cumming AGAIN!!!!!"
Hubby short stroked just his head in and out and her orgasm lasted for over a minute. Then he plunged. Well, in reality, I grabbed his ass and pushed him all the way in her.
"GOD..... DAMN...AGAIN???? FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!!!!'
He lingered, way up in her for a long time. I had made my way to her mouth, kissing her, and playing with her nipples. And then I lowered myself onto her mouth, silencing her moans, or just feeling their vibrations through my whole pelvis. She was distracted, but I could tell she was good at this, and enjoying it as much as I.
With every thrust my hubby gave, I could feel her breath and her moans traveling across my pussy.
"You mind if I squirt?" I asked
"Mmmmmmmmm no.... squirting right now toooooooooo."
I could see hubby pushed out, and he knows JUST what to do. Dick in hand, he slapped, stroked and rubbed on her as she gushed all over the bed. She was no fake... this wasn't pee... she was a real squirter like me, and seeing her gush all over my husband's dick made me cum and drip all over her face.
"I fucking love it" she said breathlessly, "I just fucking LOVE it!!!" and she buried her tongue in me.
Then she told hubby to smack her pussy with his hard, fat 9+ inches, and he did.
"Harder!"
He did.
"HARDER!!!!!"
I could hear the slaps as they were met with more gushing wetness.
This was a freak. An awesome freak. With good taste, a great pussy and an ex-husband who was clearly a loser!
We fucked all night and went out for Sunday brunch.
Mimosas, some sore bits, and the idea to go back home and do it all over again...
But, this time I was the one getting pumped!
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Pussy Pumping 101
Posted:Mar 11, 2018 1:21 pm
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2021 5:54 am
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OK.
So, we get a ton of DMs asking us about pumping, or agreeing with how great it is... and of those who have questions, it's usually (almost always) women asking about pussy pumping.
Why?
How does it feel?
What does it do?
Well, the answers are complicated, but if you go online and research, you'll find that it's all about sensitivity, and sensation... and to this, I say OMG!!!!
It started when hubby was pumping... see, he's done it for years, now and then... sometimes more regularly (if the schedule allows) and sometimes he goes weeks without. But for him, it's about stretching the ligaments, loosening up the skin, and allowing himself to be his "best self" if you get what I mean.
I loved giving him a hand and even had those awesome little twist-up suckers for my clit and nipples that I was quite fond of, but when he told me there was a cylinder for my whole pussy, I was both curious and frightened at the same time.
Before he got it, I went online, googling images of pumped pussies... OH, the horror! LOL
You see, like penis pumping, one CAN go too far... and my first thought was "NO WAY!!!!"
But that little devil on my shoulder kept me curious, so I did more 'research'. And what I found was that, when done right, it made for a swollen, super sensitive vulva region, that brought on multiple Os even for those who couldn't usually achieve them. And squirting for those who occasionally gush. And incredible, deep Os for the rest.
OK. in!
So, he got me an inexpensive cup with bulb type pump, and we tried it out.
Woah!
Yeah... the feeling was arousing, pulling, swelling and intense, even with that cheap unit.
One tip... DON'T get a cheap unit.
Get a good one that works with a quick-disconnect fitting, like are found in penis pumps. And while you're at it, get hubby a cylinder too. It's more fun to do together! One hand pump and hose, a cylinder for him and a cylinder for you. While you're at it, throw in a clit cylinder and nipple ones as well! They all work with the same hand pump!
Start with a nice massage of the area... a good warm up, to get the blood flowing. We like to use fractionated coconut oil. It's smooth, silky, non-toxic, moisturizing, and helps the seal between the cylinder and your skin. It also helps with the stretching feeling you get as your skin is pulled into the cup. Trust me on this part, you don't want to do this cold, or dry!!!!
Start off slowly... for your first time, just get comfortable. You'll find you do NOT need a ton of suction. Hubby uses about twice as much pressure/suction as I do, for example. Just go slow and easy... feel yourself swell, and stretch and start to fill the cup.
Start with 6 minutes on, release, massage for a couple minutes (you'll feel yourself VERY sensitive already) then back on for another six. It shouldn't hurt and you shouldn't feel any pain. If you do, back off on the pressure and be patient.
As you swell, you'll need to keep pumping a bit to keep the pressure constant... Oh, and being shaved helps a LOT! You can't get a really good seal with hair down there. When you're 'done' you should be pink, swollen and puffy... and you will feel everything. A stiff breeze will put you close to cumming. The whole thing is a tease and great foreplay. So when you're out of the cup/cylinder, you're probably ready to explode (I know I usually am!).
After having done it for a while now (almost 2 years), I have found my rhythm at 10 minutes on, 5 off, 10 on, 5 off, 10 on... and then... WOW!!!!
Hubby likes to put a toy in me when I am freshly done, and the sight is just amazing! Thick, swollen labia wrapped around a dildo... He teases me with it, as I just feel I have to cum... and he practically makes me beg, playing slowly, barely putting the head in me, rubbing it all over my wet, slippery pussy. He knows exactly what he's doing, so he keeps me on edge until I just can't take any more!!!
Or... after I am done, he will stand me up, get behind me, and tease me with his cock until I cum, and EVERY time, my legs practically give out under me as he rubs his hard cock against my lips and clit. Often, I end up making a puddle, gushing down my legs and all over the floor!
It. Is. Intense!
I highly recommend it... at least to try every once in a while.
We don't use it a lot... want to keep it sexy, and a novelty for hot moments, but now that I have written this, I feel I need to go do it right NOW!
Wish some of you could join me!
XOXOXO
~ Mrs. CSide
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A new toy arrived.
Posted:Jan 11, 2018 10:41 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2020 5:40 am
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There's nothing like getting that notification that your Amazon shipment is scheduled arrive... today! Especially when you know what's coming! (or is that who will be cumming?)
Hubby and I love our toybox, and love to keep trying new toys... vibrating this, realistic that, warming lubes, pinching and sucking things... It's fun to keep it fresh, if you know what I mean.
So, on a whim... and frankly, spending too much time sick, at home browsing Amazon... I decided to go into my 'private' (aka the kinky) list, to see what was in there, and clean out the obsolete selections... I decided it would be fun to try out the Jeff Stryker Ultraskyn by Doc Johnson. We have all seen it in the various adult toy stores. It's been around for quite a while. I figured, if it wasn't good, it'd be gone by now, right???

So, I clicked 'Add to Cart' and that was that.
Until yesterday, when Jeff came to us in the smiley brown box. I tore it open immediately! Nice touch Amazon, using an opaque white wrapping around the packaging, JUST in case the box opened in transit, revealing our kinky fetishes to the neighbors.
Unzipping.... I mean, unpacking... I mean... opening the wrapping, I was treated to the silly box with typical sex-toy graphics. Pictures, lightning bolts, Jeff with his manhood spilling from his opened pants. Tacky, but kinda hot too.
Took him to the bathroom, to wash, inspect and dry him off... thought I'd just put some cornstarch on him and show him to hubby when he got home, and we could enjoy some time tonight. But as I was cleaning this massive, thick phallus, there wasn't much 'drying' going on! In fact, things were getting pretty damn WET here.
As I stroked this all-too-real toy (and OMG, is it big, thick and incredibly real feeling, especially after having been washed in warm water) it became apparent that my intention of saving this to show and with hubby later was totally out the window. My panties were soaked, so I texted hubby that I wasn't going to be able to wait!
Grabbed a bottle of lube (yes, I know I was ready, but this material needs a bit of lube to be it's best.) a towel, and jumped into bed. WOW. Just applying the slippery water-based lube was making tingle! I stripped and started ...
Again, I have tell you, THIS FEELS SO REAL! Rubbing it against my lips, over my clit, I thought I was gonna blow right then. I had chill a bit, because I didn't want that happen TOO quickly. I always find that smacking a cock (real or rubber) will 'reset' , so I began spank myself with this incredibly heavy toy, right on my pussy. Again, WOW!
Wet, heavy, juicy smacks... meant to calm me... just turned me on even more.
The curve is interesting... the material is unbelievable... the size is ah-maze-balls!
Once chilled out (yeah, who am I kidding?) I began to try inserting him. With new toys, I usually rely on hubby to help 'break me in', but this was just too urgent. Jeff's 'head' isn't huge. Big, yes, but very manageable. It's when you get PAST the head that things get interesting. And by 'interesting' I mean THICK! The bulge in the shaft, just past his head, is a challenge. A gooooooood challenge though. And the soft material makes things conform in just the right way. I was about minutes in, and had only managed the head, and I was getting a bit tired, because he's heavy. So I grabbed our T.O.M. and used the suction cup (fair, not really that strong) attach him and help focus on getting him in, not holding him up.
THAT was perfect! Once attached, I could maneuver my hips get the right angle and use the toy's weight to my advantage. Once positioned, and maybe because I was VERY ready, that next 3 inches of thick cock slid in oh-so-sweetly, followed by Jeff's taper which creates the effect that my pussy was just 'sucking' him right in... in he went... and BAM!!!!!!
O #1 happened immediately. It was like this surprising, uncontrolled, slippery thrust, right into my A-spot, thickness stretching my lips, so there was some awesome clit sensation, and his thick shaft stroked my G-spot on the way in.
Like, are you KIDDING me?
Whew.
I was seeing a LOT of fun with Jeff in the next few days!
I used him for another 30 minutes and had 5 mind-blowing Os.
One more wet, breath-taking O while riding him, and then I was on my back, legs in the air, thrusting with both hands.
Ladies, if you can squirt, Jeff WILL make you, and in the nicest way you can imagine. It's that bulge, I swear!
Later that night, hubby used it on me again. Unlike some materials that can irritate, this was so silky smooth, using him twice in a day wasn't painful (well, a bit on that thick part, but in a really, really GOOD, stretching way) and in fact, pretty fucking hot!
I totally recommend you all get a Jeff!!!!!
And a waterproof blanket!
He's not SO big as to be scary (OK, maybe a little... again, in that GOOD way) but definitely big enough to make you notice you've been really filled!
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Hitachi's dead.... what's next?
Posted:Dec 19, 2017 6:22 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2019 6:38 am
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So, our beloved Hitachi (made before the company changed and quality went down) croaked, and we want to find a replacement.
The new Hitachi's aren't made nearly as well, and it feels a bit dated.... corded and tied to a plug? Just 2 speeds?
There has to have been some innovation, right?????
I guess we just want to know if you have experience with any others?
What are they?
What should we get? What to avoid?
Any solid recommendations for a replacement?
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