Someone tell me...
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Posted:Jan 23, 2008 5:50 pm
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2008 3:58 pm
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Those of you that have known me, and those of you that I choose as new playmates, where on earth is the magnet hidden on my body that attracts bums? I've looked, I can't find the SOB.
*sigh*
Yes, I have had another run in with my ex. I suppose I could rant. What would be the point though? I'm the dumb shit that married the cocksucker. If I keep letting him get to me, it only frustrates me and shows an emotional attachment to the whole relationship. So, as that isn't the case...
I resume my search for that damned magnet.
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Where's the luv?
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Posted:Jan 9, 2008 9:21 pm
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2008 3:57 pm
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Someone sent me an email today asking me to let him know when I was interested in more than sex. All righty then, that will be about NEVER. What kind of crazy woman would look for love on a sex site? Not this crazy woman. A good lay, sure. It's what I expect to find on a site such as this. But love? Give me a fucking break. If I wanted love (which I don't by the way) I would try one of those love match sites. Can think of three off the top of my head. Don't have a membership at any.
The thing is, I have tried love. Didn't work out too well. But sex, both parties walk away happy. Everybody gets what they want and doesn't have to deal with who was supposed to pick up milk at the grocery store. What's wrong with signing onto a sex site and looking for sex? Better yet, what kind of psycho signs onto a sex site and looks for love? Stranger things have happened I suppose, but not for me and I plan to keep it that way.
So dear suitor, take your love and shove it where the sun don't shine. Bring it into the light of day around me and watch me disappear. My name isn't phantom for nothing you know.
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Yeah yeah, I know.
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Posted:Jan 6, 2008 10:20 pm
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2008 7:24 pm
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As you can all see, I haven't been online much lately. Have been working 14 hour days so that doesn't leave me with spare time. Not to mention I work on a computer all day so the last thing I want to do in my spare time is spend it on yet another computer. Anyway, I do check in from time to time so just give me some time to get back to you.
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Some things you need to know before contacting me...
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Posted:Nov 6, 2007 8:21 am
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2020 7:31 pm
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First and foremost, the ideal mate section of my profile should be treated as a checklist. Make sure you can check off EVERY item I listed there.
Second, I am a workaholic. If I have a choice between working overtime and getting laid, I will choose work every time.
Third, I am a single parent that has full custody with an ex that does not have visitation. Unlike most single parents who get every other weekend off, I don't have that option.
Fourth, I have spent the last 5 years cleaning out the people in my life that don't add to it. I don't plan to add more.
Last, and probably most importantly, just because I have moved to Wyoming/Idaho doesn't mean I am going to settle for less than I want. If I want average, I have that from people I have met off the site. I signed up on this site to find exactly what I want. If you aren't it and you write me, I am really handy with the delete button.
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Today is just not my day.
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Posted:Oct 17, 2007 2:19 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2007 3:16 pm
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Ever have that nagging feeling you forgot something? I had it when I first tried to leave the house this morning. So I ran back in to grab my cell phone. The feeling quieted down until I got to work and then it struck me that I had forgotten my purse. DAMNIT! Ok, I am thinking, no big deal, I can deposit my check tomorrow. So I get off work tonight and the car starts beeping at me that I need gas. Uh oh! No purse means no wallet means no credit card means pray like hell that the car has enough gas to make it home and back to the gas station. Well, as it turns out it did. So go to the gas station/grocery store and fill up. Get home and decide it's too cold for a drink. I'm going to make a cappuccino. So I make the espresso, add chocolate and go to grab some milk to steam. What?!?!?! No milk. I was just at the store and didn't know we were out. So I am off to the store yet again. If I forget one more thing today I am just packing it in and going to bed. It's got to get better tomorrow.
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DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted:Oct 4, 2007 2:48 pm
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2008 3:58 pm
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I have to take my hat off to all you people that get up early to go to work. This sucks! I have to get up at 4:30 in order to get ready for work. I leave at 6:15, dragging ass, half asleep, praying my make-up is on straight, and hoping like hell there are no deer on the road that I am going to hit at 80mph. By the time I get home @ 3-4 I am wiped out. I never thought going to bed at 8 would sound like a good idea but it is now. By the time the weekend rolls around I have only enough energy to do the household chores that have stacked up all week. No idea how I am ever going to finish unpacking and get settled enough to start meeting some local people. Oh hell, I will figure it out, I always do. May just take me a little while to get used to the schedule.
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I have been in the city too long.
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Posted:Sep 26, 2007 1:12 pm
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2011 10:10 am
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I was sitting on my front patio the other night with the light off so I wasn't attracting bugs that will come back in with me when I spotted an animal walking up the street. I thought it was a possum or raccoon as it's really dark here with no lights on and I had forgotten that there are no leash laws here. Had this little critter continued up the street on it's merry way, we would have both been happy. But no, it decided to detour down my walkway and headed for me on the patio. I figured it wouldn't be too long before it figured out I was up there and turned away. But no again, it kept coming. Well, I lost my cool. I stood up and squealed a little, thus startling the poor animal (which in retrospect was probably just one of the neighbor's dogs and really only trying to meet the new lady on the block.) Well he took off around the corner of the house and I ran inside. I haven't smoked with the lights off since. I realize now that there aren't too many wild animals wandering around in town but it didn't occur to me at the time. I am fresh out of Los Angeles. But I bet the neighbors' dogs think twice before coming over for a visit from now on. Probably a good thing I still haven't purchased any guns yet. Don't think shooting randomly into the dark at their dogs would go over any better than shooting some moron that doesn't know how to drive on the 101 freeway.
So a few minor mishaps aside, I am here and settled in a small town near Pocatello. Well, if you define settled as having half the boxes unpacked and the things that were in them put away randomly until I can go back and organize it all, that is. It works for now.
Had just one more run in with my ex in the process of the move. I tried to meet him in Las Vegas so he could get his things out of my storage unit only to find that he had broken into my storage unit and changed the lock on it. Can I pick them or can I pick them? LOL! He only took what was his, but that sooooooo wasn't the point. So, when I found out he had left the key to the new lock but no check for the cell bill, I cut off his cell service. Haven't heard a word from him since. I am enjoying the peace and quiet.
I lost my internet about two weeks before I left California so I didn't get to say goodbye to too many people. I wanted to, it just wasn't possible. So if I didn't say goodbye, please don't hold it against me. If you get to Idaho, drop me a line. I would still like to meet if we get a chance.
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I'm Back!
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Posted:Sep 26, 2007 6:59 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2008 9:30 pm
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Just got my internet service yesterday. Will be on later tonight to catch up with everyone and everything. But for now I am off to find a job. Hope all is well with you! xoxo
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Now I went and did it.
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Posted:Aug 25, 2007 3:53 pm
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2011 10:12 am
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I have decided that I am leaving California. I don't know if it was all the time spent back home or simply something I had been keeping in the back of my mind for a while, but I can't be in LA anymore. I came back, went grocery shopping and that was all she wrote. I can't stand it here anymore. There are too many people. I can't let my walk to the corner store alone. I can't afford to buy a house. Really the only thing that has kept me here this long is the weather. I don't get out to enjoy it anyway so what's the point? I can learn to deal with winter again.
Of course I will keep my Senior Sizzle account so you will see me around. Wish me luck! XOXO
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I'm back!
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Posted:Aug 21, 2007 5:36 pm
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2007 12:34 pm
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But totally exhausted. Will get my second wind and catch up with everyone. Hope you all had fun while I was gone!
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Got to go.
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Posted:Aug 1, 2007 1:55 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2007 3:37 pm
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Sorry all, but I have a family emergency back in Idaho. Will see you when I get back. xoxo
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Short and to the point.
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Posted:Jul 29, 2007 4:24 pm
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2007 1:33 pm
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I got rid of the novel that was my profile and tried to make it short enough to cover no more than the attention span of the average 10 year old. Did I miss anything? I don't know. I am sure you all will let me know if I did. I can always add it later.
Random thoughts today:
I am now the mother of an 11 year old. Damn I feel old!
PMS is a bitch. There are days I wish I was a man. Then I only have to worry about wearing a cup. LOL!
Why do flakes insist on asking for second chances? Don't they realize that I am not a forgiving person? Hmmm guess they didn't get to know me after all.
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Damn, I'm tired.
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Posted:Jul 24, 2007 12:52 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2007 11:25 am
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Drama is exhausting. I don't know which is worse, listening to my brothers while they tell me what the other has done lately or my ex and all his issues. So much for being rejuvenated by my vacation. No wonder I have my phones turned off half the time.
Of course then there are the fakes and flakes I seem to find on here. Makes me wonder why you would pay for a site like this if you have no intention of showing up. What a waste of money! Oh well, at least I am stocked up on batteries.
My schedule hasn't gotten any less crazy, but I think I have talked my mother into taking my at least one weekend night a month. I have my fingers crossed.
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