I thought pilots were required to be smart...
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Posted:Jun 5, 2012 4:51 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2020 7:02 pm
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I got this in my inbox today and it pretty much proves this one at least isn't very bright.
Silly Pilot:
Good Evening,
I trust all is well with you. Wow...where did the weekend go? I just can't figure out why it can't be the weekend all of the time?
After reading your profile again, I must admit that there are only a select number of women who simply epitomize the very ideal of femininity! And you're one of those rare goddesses!
For those special ladies, I love giving them pleasure and satisfaction...with no hidden agendas.
Could you be interested in a focused, stable pilot who doesn't have a lot of spare time to waste on the many fakes of this site?
Don't worry...as a pilot distance is never an issue!
I hope to hear from you soon!
My Best,
(Real Name)
My response:
Oh (Real Name), you truly didn't read my profile and sent me a copy and pasted message that doesn't flatter either of us.
I will give you the highlights of my profile. I have a male submissive and am looking for a bisexual male submissive to join the two of us. I know the pictures are a bit of a distraction, but the words are the things that can bite you. I suggest you be more careful in the future so you don't get yourself into a situation that may be harmful.
My very best,
BeautifulPhantom
P.S. Count yourself lucky, a less ethical Dominant would have waited until you were tied up and helpless before revealing what you failed to read in my profile.
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A whole week to myself...
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Posted:Apr 30, 2012 7:15 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2020 2:47 pm
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And not a single bisexual submissive male in the state of Wyoming that is interesting enough to play with. Hope I have better luck in North Dakota.
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He does get some credit...
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Posted:Apr 18, 2012 7:02 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2020 2:48 pm
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Very nice first email. Spelled correctly, only missed a capital T in Thursday, pretty sure he meant two not too, and way over use of ellipses. But he loses points for not reading my profile AT ALL. I don't live near Casper and he's straight.
Sillyman: Hi Pretty Lady, I am going to be in Casper thursday night, I am looking for someone to share a pizza with, some conversation with and maybe steal a kiss or too...I'll buy the pizza, conversations free
Me: I'm guessing you missed my profile. Might want to read it. Somehow I'm sure you aren't a bisexual man interested in playing with my partner and I.
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How frustrating.
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Posted:Mar 2, 2012 1:22 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2020 2:48 pm
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I set up a playdate with someone we had met a few times before. Chemistry was there. But, no call no show for the date. I guess the hunt continues for someone that will actually show up and play.
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Are they having a special on stupid pills this month?
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Posted:Jan 11, 2012 7:41 pm
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2021 7:49 am
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So, I have been getting many emails from straight guys. I mean, HELLO, my tagline says I have no interest in them. However, this particular email takes the cake for persistence. Name removed to protect the idiot.
Him: I hope you get ahold of me
Me: For what? You are straight and I specifically asked for bi men.
Him: I'm not into men but I would love for you to use your toys on me, if your interested, please contact me again
Me: Seriously?!? Using my toys on you is being a service to you. I ask for bi men so that they can service me and each other. What part of that is unclear to you? I specified I have zero interest in straight men. I stated bi men only and you are wasting your time if you are not bi. Do I need smaller words and my crayons to draw you a picture that I could not be less interested in what you offered?
I don't ask for bi men so that I can use a strap on. Fuck oh dear. I have a bi partner and I would like to have someone join us. Gee, boys, where would I possibly have discovered an interest in bi men? Life experience, maybe, gee you think so? Stop masturbating while looking at Senior Sizzle so that you can actually read the 129 words that describe me and what I am looking for (137 if you include the tagline.) I probably have the shortest, most accurate profile on here. If you show no respect for that, do you really expect that I would return an interest in you? Get fucking real.
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When...
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Posted:Aug 15, 2011 9:07 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2020 2:55 pm
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will the idiots stop looking at the pretty pictures and read the very short and to-the-point profile? I made it short so that it didn't take a lot of effort to read. I used small words so that even the most clueless could understand it. Why do I keep getting emails from straight guys thinking that they might have something special enough to get me to change my whole point of view on my own sex life? It would almost be funny if it weren't so sad. I think anyone that knows me has a damned good idea that I am dead set on what I want. They also know that I get it whenever I want. (Yeah, I know, that last bit sounds a bit arrogant, but my wants aren't reaches for the moon, they are fairly reasonable.)
Anywho, things are going good. Mudbogs Saturday!
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It figures...
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Posted:Apr 5, 2011 12:20 pm
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2021 7:51 am
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I get all geared up to meet someone on my last week here in Boise and a medical crisis messes it all up. It ends up being a good thing, but it sure is lousy timing.
The situation: Bouncing around in the heavy equipment brought my attention to the lifting of the retina in my left eye. So, I make a few calls and the soonest appointment I can get to have it looked at is the next day, but I have to be home to do it. So, I haul ass out of Boise and make it back home. (Thank the powers that be that there were no deer on the road that night as I could not have seen them.) So, I get to the doc's the next day and I am still kinda hopeful that this will turn out to be something minor that can be cleared up with a few pills. That hope is totally destroyed when I hear him say, "Oh, yeah," in a kind of voice that implies he thought I was full of it until that moment. So, he sends me to another nearby town on an emergency referral to a doc that can actually fix the problem. He takes one look and I now find myself being rushed off to emergency surgery. Lovely. So he gets in there and finds not only did I lift the retina, but have also managed to tear it in 2 places. Apparently the problem started a while ago as one of the tears has started to heal and I have scar tissue in there. This can cause more problems later on so we'll have to keep an eye on it. So 908 laser tacks later and my retina is re-attached.
The bad news: as I didn't catch this when the original tear happened, the scar tissue that has formed can tighten up as scars do and lift my retina again. I will also lose some of the peripheral vision in that eye. I also have to spend the next two months looking at the floor to allow the bubble that is now in my eye to hold the retina in place while it heals.
The good news: I caught it before it got into the part of the eye that would have caused permanent loss of vision. (It was only 2 microns away, though I am still not sure how close that is, it's a phrase he used that's stuck in my head and it sounds pretty damned close.) If bouncing in the equipment hadn't made the problem worse, I may not have caught it before it did enough damage to cause total loss of vision. I have huge peripheral vision so a loss of a little isn't really all that much. I usually have to tell them to move their hands further away when they are trying to check it. The school is working with me so that I miss just enough days to still be able to complete the course and not lose the 2 weeks I have already put into this stint. My lap and other people's shoes are sometimes interesting to study.
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Ok, I guess I can search while up here.
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Posted:Mar 28, 2011 5:41 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2020 2:55 pm
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Now to see if anyone actually cares about what I have to say. Seems most can't read a profile.
I would like to find well endowed bi boys while I am in Boise. Someone that I could take home with me (even just for the occasional weekend.)
Yes, I'm serious. No, I won't accept anything less. No, there is no other skill you can offer that will make up for being average endowed or straight.
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Here's a little tip...
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Posted:Feb 21, 2011 2:02 pm
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2021 7:54 am
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If anyone should ask you if you really want to hear the answer to the question you just asked, it's probably a really good indication that you don't want to hear that answer. This is doubly true in my case. I try to be polite in chat rooms. If I think that the answer to your question will cause public humiliation I will ask, "Do you really want to know the answer?"
Now, in the case of today, a man asked me what I thought of his cock on cam. I tried ignoring the question thinking that he would drop it. He persisted so I asked if he was sure he wanted to know what I thought? He insisted that he did even after knowing that I am looking for large cocks. So, I told him the truth, it was average and not at all what I was looking for. Needless to say he lied, he didn't want to hear my answer. So he freaks out insisting that it's large. I just kinda shrugged and said, "Look, I tried to be nice and not answer. I tried making sure you were prepared for the opinion I was about to give since I knew it wasn't what you wanted to hear. So why did you persist?"
He never did answer, just left in a huff. But now I really want to know why? What is the motivation for pushing someone into a corner and then flipping out when they give you what you had been pushing for, just not the way you wanted it?
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Busted!
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Posted:Feb 2, 2011 11:11 am
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2021 8:23 am
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I'm sitting here checking my email messages when one of the most popular photo albums catches my eye. I've seen that pic before. But where? I start scanning through my old email. Sure enough, theres that picture but sent from another user. WTH? Well ok, it's a common enough pose.
So, I put the pics up side by side. Sure enough, they are the exact same picture. Nothing like proving you have nothing to offer me like sending fake dick pics. This idiot is on my friends list. I am so keeping him there with a little note that says POSER!
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Laid off yet again. LOL!
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Posted:Sep 29, 2010 10:24 am
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2021 7:56 am
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Yep, I knew it was coming. Oh well, I have my heavy equipment operators school coming up. All classwork for November but come February we get to hop in the equipment and start tearing some shit up. The lady at the union hall wasn't very encouraging about me spending all this money on learning how to run the equipment but oh well. Once I get signed up, she has to send me out if it's my turn on the list. No one else would train me so I had to figure out how to get what I wanted on my own. I always find a way to get what I want. LOL!
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When going out of town for work...
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Posted:Aug 30, 2010 6:45 am
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2021 7:59 am
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Always be prepared for any kind of weather. I packed and prepared for cold weather but forgot to do anything should it rain. Well, sure enough it rained 2 of the 3 days. My feet were soaked and when they moved me to the other end of the site, they were cold as well. Fortunately the last day we got off 2 1/2 hours early so I was able to drive home with the heater blasting and get warm and dry. However, I need to make a complaint to the labor board this morning as they don't give us lunch or breaks but subtract them out of our checks anyway.
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I must be a glutton for punishment.
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Posted:Aug 23, 2010 3:17 pm
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2019 1:51 pm
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So, after laying me off 3 times in a week, they called me to go back to work. I agreed to go to Dubois. Hey, in this economy a job is a job, right? Well, I get to be home 4 days and work 3 so I guess it's not so bad. I can persue other interests while I am home. My is wanting to learn how to make soaps and bath products to sell. I may start teaching not only him, but an online class. There is a great interest on another board I am involved in. I had better go decide what work clothes I am taking with me and wash the mud from the mud bog run last weekend off my truck so it's ready to go too. Hope all is well with the rest of you!
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