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T-Minus 20 Minutes and counting  

EroticSexter999 63M
45 posts
12/22/2021 8:54 pm
T-Minus 20 Minutes and counting

I really think we were put together incorrectly.

has come my attention that our Piss and shit holes are in the wrong place.

I propose that newer humans are put together with the piss holes located in the heel of the left foot so that you can simply walk a piss out you shoe at the time.

Also, the shit hole should be located in the heel of the right foot so we and shit and piss while we walk instead of having stop.

And all shit must conform the pellets like the shit of a goat or rabbit.

Also, All toilets would be remodeled like foot stools so we can piss and shit while watching TV without having to get up. Of course they would be emptied from time time.

All those in favor of these changes please signify by raising your hands which I also plans change organs if my foot proposal is accepted.

Happy Trails


HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
12/23/2021 4:22 am

OK !


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