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TotalAquanaut 40M
7 posts
10/28/2021 6:35 am

Scrotal Recall Come on you are making this stuff up BV!

CleavageFan4U 65M  
69374 posts
10/28/2021 6:42 am

I've had a couple of ladies tell me they weren't my balls anymore since THEY now owned them. I kind of liked the idea, but they never went so far as to take physical possession of them.

I still recall a line from Valley of the Dolls (I think). "She kept a jar of her lovers cum in the refrigerator and used it as night as a facial cream to prevent wrinkles." While I adore the concept, I much prefer the direct application method.

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spunkycumfun 62M/67F  
41171 posts
10/28/2021 7:47 am

I'm now keeping my testicles under lock-and-key!

hotdreamer1000 62M
12409 posts
10/28/2021 7:58 am

Hmmmmmm. Like Mulder (or was it Scully?) I want to believe, but......Hmmmmmm.
Something about your writing style just doesn't quite fit your profile, lol. But all the same, don't stop - it's highly entertaining! And after all, sometimes the truth really is out there.

redrockrascal 63M
23580 posts
10/28/2021 8:03 am

"it became obvious sewing monkey balls into your scrotum wasn’t beneficial for your health"

Interesting that only monkey balls were specified as not beneficial. Perhaps being able to lick their balls gives dog balls a benefit. But goat balls are still a mystery

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

G000dbuddy 34M  
1676 posts
10/28/2021 8:34 am


RavenousRaven777 55M
99 posts
10/28/2021 8:47 am

Unless they’re taken as hunting trophies, there’s no need for that these days, there’s now testosterone patches and little blue pills for those who need it. Today’s monkey balls. Who knows, maybe modern pharmaceutical advances in men’s sexual health were discovered from lab experiments on those very same Chicago glands taken in 1922?

windsjohn 71M  
798 posts
10/28/2021 8:48 am

Nasty and sexy at the same time. if you are resourceful find a copy of the book called The Pearl. It's a compilation of a porno newspaper that was published in the 1880s and 90s.. Great stuff to read

Fun4u3276 59M

10/28/2021 10:29 am

Hmm, now this is the second blog about testicle removal that I've read from you
Kind of makes me wonder if YOU have some underlying male animosity??
Imagine if I resurrected articles where women had their boobs chopped off during , or had ovaries cut out....both have happened. You might question my motives, huh? LOL

CedarsPrince 42M
1608 posts
10/28/2021 8:01 pm

As they would say in England

"That's a load of bollocks"

Albarn 39M
15 posts
10/28/2021 9:13 pm

Gland larceny -- I just nasally expectorated an entire mouthful of iced coffee...........

Albarn 39M
15 posts
10/28/2021 9:22 pm

    Quoting  :


In BV's defense the last blog post did mention two fully functioning cocks

hotdreamer1000 62M
12409 posts
10/29/2021 3:51 am

I did think, after I had made my last comment, that it would be possible for you to think I was suggesting I was expecting you to be dumb and blonde - but nothing could be further from the truth, and anyone who knows me would know that I never stereotype women that way. But of course you don't know me that well, and I agree, my comment could come across that way, so I apologise.

But having said that - you know what I mean I think. You are quite clearly highly intelligent, and I certainly do not equate petite blonde femaleness with dumbness! But someone's writing style can provide quite a lot of insight into their personality, and like I said, so far I am struggling to fit the pieces together!

But I hope you keep blogging and I get to know the real you a bit better.

redrockrascal 63M
23580 posts
10/29/2021 7:32 am

    Quoting  :

Well guinea pig balls are just too small and elephant balls are WAAAYYY too big

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

Albarn 39M
15 posts
10/29/2021 5:55 pm

    Quoting  :

You're also a ninja.

hotdreamer1000 62M
12409 posts
11/1/2021 8:15 am

Okay, thanks for your kind reply and for understanding what I meant. But now that makes me want to ask you a question!

You say "blonde and inquisitive" sums you up. But if I am not to make any assumptions as to what being blonde says about a woman apart from her hair colour, (and I would not) then I need to ask, what exactly do you mean by that? Lol. I am partly joking, but also partly serious - because it seems you intend me to judge your personality by your blondness in some way. So I am genuinely curious - what does your blondness mean to you?

Unzipmeslowly51 52M

11/3/2021 4:36 pm

Is there truth in cum is good for not sure looking at my dick sometimes😊

midhard1 65M
325 posts
11/9/2021 2:47 pm

Yikes. No I would not do any of this, but, come to think of it, I would be more than happy to provide crème to a woman so that she could rub it on her face to remove wrinkles. But, she would have to be hands on to get it! The fresher the better. And, who knows, maybe it helps stimulate the mouth, tongue and throat. And may even help enhance breast size! Just saying, it might! I be willing to help.

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