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10 Reasons Why We Won't Have Sex With You  

JeffandApril2 61M/27F
31 posts
9/16/2021 4:58 pm
10 Reasons Why We Won't Have Sex With You

1. We've seen your cock before your face.
2. Your first IM says "Can I fuck your wife?"
3. You assumed she was my wife.
4. You didn't even glance at our profile before IMing us.
5. You're a single man listed on the site as a couple.
6. You have no pics but request ours.
7. Ur msg is wrtn lk ths
8. You don't know the difference between your and you're (typos excluded)
9. You're boring.
10. You're an asshole.

Post your reasons below!
From one or both of us...
JeffandApril2 61M/27F
13 posts
9/17/2021 12:13 pm

 Can't make this shit up. Some dude just hits me up on IM and wants to get together with us tonight "to fuck". I say that I'm not available tonight, so he says "Then give us your woman, and you can join next time".

Just cant make it up....
From one or both of us...


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