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The Rant -!!!READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!-
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The Rant -!!!READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!- Please note that this is a satire Rant and though there are aspects that should be taken seriously, the majority should be taken with a grain of salt. I already KNOW that this is going to get hate mail or flaming comments but do us both a favor and read until the end before you decide to do that. To those that have read my profile in the past this is going to be a bit of an eyeopener and you may even wanna throw something at me after reading it, but yaknow, I don't give a fuck. First let me say this, I have always been a nice guy, but I have never been a welcome mat. All you fucking out there trying to butter me up with your soft words like handsome or cutie can go shove them up your twat. Stop sending flirts, stop adding me to your hot list, and for fucks sake stop sending random IM's thinking that you are going to get into my wallet. I may be lonely but I dont mind bein alone. You can only get hurt by yourself if your alone right? I have trusted my heart to 2 people, and one still holds a sliver of it with them the other I could care less if their car rolled on the freeway, her and the pedo she is dating. Oh too much info for you? Sorry but thats why it is a rant. I really dont want to see her dead but the guy twice her age who actually HAS a record on him, yea would love to see his name in the obituaries. I am tired of having my time waisted, constantly. To the point that I bought a prepaid cell, just to finish weeding out the fakes and players with. What you really think I would give anyone here my REAL cell phone? Not unless I meet them in person and I am sure that they would understand if and when I DO meet them in person. Ladies, would you ever give your real contact information to a random guy on here? Hell no. I bet that every girl on here that actually has contact with anyone has a burner phone exclusively for just that. Why? Because it is just that, a burner. It is the safest way to screen people if they dont have an easily blocked chat program. For a buck you can get a new sim, and 25 bucks gets you a new number and service for a month. Now to phase 2 of my rant. If that hasn't made you leave, hold onto your skivies cause the shits hittin the fan. You fucking retarded lil shits that think that just because you are the privileged few on here along with all those Fin-Dommes on alt think you can just take take take from the guys here, take our money, take our points, take our time! Are you fuckin SERIOUS! You have every guy on here begging for your attention, why? Because of that little wet slit between your legs and those mounds of fat on your chest. Ask your doctor the breast cells are nothing more than fat cells, how dense they get are based on genetics but regardless THEY ARE FAT! Hows that for an eye opener guys, the only time that the breasts are not 90% fat, is when breastfeeding and then the 10% that make up the milk bags, or milk ducts, fill up just like a cow. And ALSO just like a cow once the breastfeeding is over, they shrivel up and hang loose due to the expansion of skin. I am sure that at least 9 out of 10 guys that read this will silently agree with what I am saying, 1 out of 5 might actually comment, but here's the thing... I am not making this rant to get comments. Most of what I am saying I am ONLY saying to get shit off my chest so I dont keep it bottled up. Most of this is stemming from the fake ass, wannabe that have been trying to butter me up since the end of December. They all say I am handsome, or good looking, or cute, fuck that noise. I am just another face in the crowd. Average as fuck. You little cunts are only interested in one thing and thats money. And wanna know how I know? TnAboard. I was a vetted member and even a hirable TRAINER on there. I KNOW how work I KNOW the call signs to look for I KNOW how your minds work Because I have been there. I have trained ones in the past how to ask for hugs, kisses, roses, and chocolates, among the more popular ones, even teddy bears were used. You new age wannabe need to learn a thing or two from the old guard and stop hitting up random guys or ya might catch a shark instead of a fat tuna, take this as a warning from one who knows a thing or two. I am not a shark, but I am not a tuna ether. Look somewhere else and leave this site to those that actually NEED to be here. The guys here are not dumb. They may act rash, out of desperation at times, but they are not dumb. Ok so rant is over, Warning is in place, and hmmm did I forget anything...... AH! Thats right, my first comment.... So yea, this is meant to be a lunatics' rant out of desperation of being continuously hit on but being ignored after an hour of talking. I do NOT like the interview style chat that alot of people do, but it seems to be the norm because when you talk to them as people suddenly your creepy for being real and they vanish from the planet. Wanna guess how many 'girls' have deactivated their accounts after I called them out as ? Maybe I will tell you one day. The amount isn't small. |
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My friend..... Bravo and Great Rant. As I like to say quoting "Yogi Bear" .... I am not your average Bear.... Booboo. I am blessed to have 6 nephews all who look at me as the "Cool" uncle because they know they come to me and speak about anything with out judgement. I impart the wisdom I gathered in 50 yrs of living. They all know that Uncle SIG at one time was the owner of a very well known local Gentlemen's club. So they often ask questions about what it was like and do's and don'ts etc. I always tell them 2 things. First... its a Gentlemen's club and whenever they should enter one they should act as a Gentlemen and not the douche bag that thinks they are better then the entertainer for whatever reason. Secondly, I remind them that all Entertainer's no matter what they say are there for one reason .... to earn an income. Thus all and any good Entertainer is nothing less then a professional actress... so no matter how many times they call you sweetie, babe, daddy or anything between, They have one goal.... to see how much $$$$ they can get from you. Yes.....I love that you call them out as do I. Gotta love the fake pics hijacked off the internet etc. Even better if like me you frequently check the recently uploaded pics and vids how stupid some of them are to make multiple profiles in different cities on the same day. Whoa... aren't you in Miami? No I am in Atlanta or No I am in Chicago? Really... (insert screen shot of said profile) showing the same pics/vids.... busted, Yes we are average and no less sexual then most on this site. But damn brother we are good people and willing to treat the right woman the way she deserves to be treated. Thanks for sharing your RANT..... ^5
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