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Ouch Ouch Ouch
Ouch Ouch Ouch I always thought blue balls were a made thing... The story starts with my high school crush that kind of just kept the hook my junior and senior year. After going college, I got a girlfriend and suddenly she was interested. junior year of college (now single), I had drive Tampa and she lived and Tallahassee. Wanting reconnect I figured we'd meet for lunch while passing through, but she offered let crash at her place and break the trip. I still think she has the hook so I'm not expecting anything. Watching a movie I start rubbing her back and leave it at that. Now it is bed time so I figure I'm the sofa but she invites her room and hops in the bed with clothes , i do the same. Still not thinking anything is going happen. Now the stuff you are interested in. She snuggles into the little spoon position and tells how turned she was getting with rubbing her back... I start rubbing her back some more, her shoulders, her butt, waist and her breasts. at some point I started kissing her neck, I lost track. she turns face and asks that I be gentle with her breasts, they've gone a size recently and are quite<b> sore. </font></b>We start kissing and I slip a finger inside her. kissing her neck some more I slide another finger in rub her clit and turn her more. She moves her hand down mine and pushes a 3rd finger in. i practically have my whole hand inside her and it is soaked. I'm kissing her nipples and breasts (gently) and she arches her back for a deep moaning orgasm. she gives a kiss, sits , adjusts her shorts and top, says "wow that was great" and rolls over to go sleep. wait... huh? am I really getting nothing? not wanting to push matters, 1) it's wrong, 2) i realize this is a hook manuever, 3) i'm a little bitch. I go to sleep. about an hour later, it feels like my testicles have retracted into my body and are attempting to get pulled out from every direction at once. just so much owwwwwww I had to stumble to the bathroom and jack off. I remember it wasn't even a good jack off. like it was surgical and it hurt to even do that. I never got an answer as to what the hell happened. I got put on the hook again, it sucks. took me another 5 years to finally break off. But I'd tap it in a heart beat if I ever had the chance. Anyway, I've always thought this story was kinda funny. I have a few more funny ones if anyone is ever interested. I've dropped off of here, but might post more on occasion. at area dot ventures404 at . I'm the google too. I'm a believer of bad things can happen, but they generally can make good stories out of them if you are willing to be light-hearted. |
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