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Okay, classical music joke time  

tamaloa_aulelei 48M
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9/20/2020 10:49 pm
Okay, classical music joke time

Once upon a time the great Leonard Bernstein was conducting the New York Philharmonic and was having some difficulty with a female cellist.

She played a sequence incorrectly and it annoyed him. When she misplayed it again Bernstein addressed her saying

"Young lady, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving the most glorious pleasure to man. And you just sit there and scratch it."

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