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Blogs > wickedeasy > wicked and that ain't so easy

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wickedeasy 74F
11204 posts
8/4/2006 1:40 pm
branding

the story of Jesus & Finkelstein

Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He really needed a new robe. After looking around for a while, He saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, He went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for Him

A few days later, when the robe was finished, Jesus tried it on and it was a perfect fit! He asked how much He owed but Finkelstein brushed him off: "No, no, no, for the of God? There's no charge! However, may I ask for a small favor? Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was made by Finkelstein, the Tailor."

Jesus readily agreed and as promised, extolled the virtues of His Finkelstein robe whenever He spoke to the masses. A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem, He happened to walk past Finkelstein's shop and noted a huge line of people waiting for Finkelstein's robes.

He pushed his way through the crowd to speak to him and as soon as Finkelstein spotted Him he said: "Jesus, Jesus, look what you've done for my business! Would you consider a partnership?"

"Certainly," replied Jesus. "Jesus & Finkelstein it is."

"Oh, no, no," said Finkelstein. "Finkelstein &Jesus. After all, I am the craftsman."

The two of them debated this for some time. Their discussion was
long and spirited, but ultimately fruitful and they finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise.

A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop.

Can you guess what it read??

Are you sure you want to know?

Here it comes...

Don't say you weren't warned......

LORD &TAYLOR
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
angelofmercy5 66F
17879 posts
8/5/2006 5:37 am

 I just knew it! The scary thing is that they went out of business here in this area.......so......what does that mean? lol


wickedeasy replies on 8/5/2006 10:37 am:
you love in a spiritual abyss?

warmandsexy52 72M
13158 posts
8/5/2006 9:00 am

 They never made it to the UK.

I guess we've always been heathens!

warm xx


wickedeasy replies on 8/5/2006 10:38 am:
this i know to be a fact - i lived in England for close to a year and not a single person i met there went to church

i did meet some lovely witches tho


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