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my neighbors, the pooper scoopers
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my neighbors, the pooper scoopers right this second as i sit at my computer, i am watching the three year old across the street. he has pulled down his pants and is pooping on his front lawn. usually his gramma or grampa are with him. i think he escaped. he seems very proud of himself. oops, here comes gramma. NOT HAPPY. one armed lift. ouch. here comes grampa........clearly he has clean up duty...doody? here comes big brother to watch. lots of pointing and laughing. Grampa is holding his nose. OMG. he just slipped the bag into the neighbor's trash can. that is so not acceptable...snork. now all the are out front, discussing. suburbia. you take your excitement where you can get it You cannot conceive the many without the one. |
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gross? cute? just life here in the burbs baby You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Just so long as it wasn't your lawn, or trash can  Visit my Blog Older but no Wiser and find out more
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Most probably the grandma was angry because the boy did not do it on the neighbour's lawn as per her instructions.
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 The things you see when you watch people. Vive La Difference
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Wait til he gets a lawn of his own. Please don't let me be misunderstood.
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I love watching the neighbors.... the 40-something across the street was jumping in puddles during a heavy rainstorm last summer. Fortunately no pooping tho! 
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I love people watching!!
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thanks for sharing... I had the grandkids over this weekend... we had a nick-at-night party... aunt dani party... build the race track party... bath party... slumber party... it was all so much fun... Bob Ricci - "Little Poop Scoop" Well I'm not bragging babe, so don't put me down But I've got the baddest pooper scooper in town When we're in the park and Sparky does his thing I got the situation handled, I'm the feces king She my little poop scoop You don't know what I got Just a little poop scoop with a no-slip grip And built-in tachometer to monitor trips It works on concrete, gravel, and grass And it's got doggie perfume to freshen up his ass She's my little poop scoop You don't know what I got [Bridge] She's got a light Weight construction and you just can't lose With her built in headlights for nighttime use And if that ain't enough to make you flip your lid There's one more thing she's got a doggie-dip bidet And if you end up far away from your abode Check out that LCD display GPS mode And even if you've got a Doberman or a Pug They'll love that doggie toilet paper feels just like a rug She my little poop scoop You don't know what I got She my little poop scoop You don't know what I got She my little poop scoop You don't know what I got... To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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The kid was just being honest, something most of us loose...
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I would have loved to see that! Nothing that fun happens around here. . We've got hardly any kids in our neighborhood. . Mostly teenagers. And they're NO fun! 
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I live in a remarkably uninteresting area now, but when I lived closer to downtown I didn't need to go out on Friday and Saturday nights. I could just sit on the stoop and watch. If I did happen to go out I was likely to find my block cordoned off by cops and yellow police tape when I came home. My place now is so private and so screened off by trees that not only can my neighbors not see me, I can't watch them either! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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What a shame, while been a 3 year old, when you really don't give a fuck, you remember nothing of it. Only what your elders remind you as a joke around the table, in years to come. Year after year...
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Too funny. You never know what you see when you watch hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Well now, escape has its rewards for you little uns and you do with your freedom what you can make n the moment. I wonder what I would do if I was allowed to do anything at all? Or what you would do, sis? Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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I live in the middle of a city and I have not viewed such a scene. I'm now moving to the suburbs!  
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Darn neighbor cats use my yard for their business! 
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I remember seeing the neighbor kid in their front yard, peeing on the landscape rocks...he was definitely older than three...then again peeing isn't at the same level as pooping, lol.  
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Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies. For vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra
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