0 posts 2/2/2021 12:34 am
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My old chestnut make it grow to fill oaky Before I start taking for granted that you all are very sympathetic to the everyday dickhead who tries to make friends with the true overlords of Senior Sizzle. I was here previously and though I didn't try to make myself available for the inconveniences it would cause I was observing as a less fortunate soul was systematically disemboweled for the mere suggestion that he was a little bit of a mad man like you lot. It was cruel but fair. I would never get up on the dance floor at a northern soul all nighter without the minimum of 25 year's training. However if I am to proceed further with my intention of sharing the ladies on offer each and every one of them is going to need referring by the good people of this forum. I have been in the Senior Sizzle before and I was single the first time, second time I was with my ex girlfriend who was just as Keen to be in the swing set and I being the naive and horny bloke I have been forever divulged to her things that are not for the secretly spying partner who armed with the information then used it to the best of her ability to make my life just hell. Excuse me ladies but what a bitch. We are no more and I am determined to make sure I don't miss out on this adventure because she has empowered me to succeed. I have made the aquaintances of some nice ladies who are happy to accompany me as my partying gal's if I am able to get on any invitations to participate in the UK swinging scene. Sounds like bullshit? That is the truth I am very genuine and I will make a great addition to any group 4 fun and games
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