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Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer w/pics  

donsv1962 61M
6558 posts
12/9/2020 8:52 am
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer w/pics
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Elmo & Patsy

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog
And we'd begged her not to go
But she forgot her medication
And she staggered out the door into the snow

When we found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminating Claus marks on her back

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
He's been taking this so well
See him in there, watching football
Drinkin'<b> beer </font></b>and playing cards with Cousin Mel

It's not Christmas without Grandma
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or them back? them back!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig (ah!)
And a blue and silver candles
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig

I've warned all my friends and neighbors
"Better watch out for yourselves!"
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve
And you can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

Sing it, Grandpa

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

Merry Christmas










I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.
donsv1962 61M

12/9/2020 8:53 am

 Happy Wednesday!
I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
12/9/2020 10:19 am

 A very fun Christmas song my friend, I hope you enjoy a great Hump Day..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


donsv1962 replies on 12/9/2020 12:23 pm:
Yes it sure is my friend. Enjoy your Wednesday.

crosstraining 70T  
8367 posts
12/9/2020 10:29 am

 Gotta watch out for those reindeer {=}


donsv1962 replies on 12/9/2020 12:23 pm:
Sure do, lol!

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