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Riders on the Storm  

QuitetheSOP 57M
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7/29/2020 7:08 am
Riders on the Storm

Putting you on hold:

"bab de doo bab bab bah The Girl from Ipanema"

Yes Part 1 of my ongoing revamp...music whilst you wait 2 be connected 2 the blog post.

Drum roll...of course...the great old jokes remain:

Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman heading out 2 the pub?

He turned 2 his wife before leaving and said, ‘Jackie – put your hat and coat on.’

She replied, ‘Awe Iain that’s nice – are you taking me 2 the pub with you?’

‘Nah, I’m just switching the central heating off while I’m out.’

ker ching...I don't really think our friends north of the border are careful with their money

and now the question...

...we've all heard about the<b> weird </font></b>and wonderful riders that performers require on tap at a venue...

...M&Ms with all the blue ones removed...8 bottles of Jack Daniels, a talking parrot, temperature in the dressing room be permanently set at 26.4 degrees etc etc etc...

So dear readers what things would be on your rider?

...and now some lovely ladies...noooooo....Part 2 of the ongoing revamp...no more lovely ladies...my Equalities Committee has declared them inappropriate for 2020 and displaying female flesh seemed so out of step with this site...

Previous blogs remain up for perusal and comment.

QuitetheSOP 57M
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7/29/2020 11:58 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Now that really is a new low McSOP, I'd be upset if it was funnier. Scots folk say people from Dundee are misers. But we all kinda take the kids oot each other, so it's all good.

    My usual demands include nubile women with nothing on but thigh waders, three minimum, 203 toilet rolls per day, and a bag of half chewed chewits. I don't ask for much really.......
That was especially for you lindo nubile women in waders, toilet rolls and chewits???...the mind boggles !


lindoboy100 61M
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7/29/2020 6:40 pm

 Kids = piss......bah!

Also, I accessed this post from the UK list, using the post title link, so I shouldn't appear in your visitors list?


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
7/29/2020 6:38 pm

 Now that really is a new low McSOP, I'd be upset if it was funnier. Scots folk say people from Dundee are misers. But we all kinda take the kids oot each other, so it's all good.

My usual demands include nubile women with nothing on but thigh waders, three minimum, 203 toilet rolls per day, and a bag of half chewed chewits. I don't ask for much really.......


QuitetheSOP 57M
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7/29/2020 9:06 am
    Quoting  :
author...you clearly like joy and riding in equal measures ...can't remember that one by Roxette will have to research...and no you can't go nude on pinterest ???...or perhaps you can?


QuitetheSOP 57M
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7/29/2020 7:12 am

 So dear readers...what's on your rider?


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