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After Midnight  

Weeload2 60M
429 posts
12/31/2021 12:10 pm
After Midnight

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise !' Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one ! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times' then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times' cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.



Happy New years everyone. I hope yours goes well too !

I have been missing here for a few days, I am not one to draw attention from misfortune, ill health or fate but I will say one thing. What I have been fighting is not covid. I was checked for it. Just a plain old<b> chest </font></b>cold that is still kicking my butt.... big time.

Once again, Happy New Years to you and yours !

~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
12/31/2021 12:13 pm

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise !' Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one ! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times' then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times' cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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Happy New years everyone. I hope yours goes well too !

I have been missing here for a few days, I am not one to draw attention from misfortune, ill health ot fate but I will say one thing. What I have been fighting is not covid. I was checked for it. Just a plain old chest cold that is still kicking my butt.... big time.

Once again, Happy New Years to you and yours !

~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
12/31/2021 1:47 pm

Wee take care of yourself and thanks for making me laugh. I can aways count on you to cheer me up these hard times right now. Have a great New Years

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


LadiesR2B1rst 60M  
2735 posts
12/31/2021 2:42 pm

Thanks for sharing the laughter. Happy New Year.


mufdiver69er2 63M  
1953 posts
12/31/2021 3:28 pm

all the more reason to have a few hot toddys tonight...do recover quickly?

woop woop


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
12/31/2021 11:43 pm

I hope you get to feeling better soon! Try to rest sweetheart!


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