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I found it funny anyway....
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I found it funny anyway.... A man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick his check He marched to the counter and said, "Hi You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. And really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing" The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful . You'll have drive around in his 20 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected the her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment satisfy her urges as the is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull-shittin'" The social worker said "Yeah, well.. You started it" ~Wee~ 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 |
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A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job. I don’t like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing.” The social worker behind the counter said “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his 2014 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.” “Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive.” The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, “You’re bull-sh*ttin’ me!” The social worker said, “Yeah, well.. You started it… 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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I'm sure this joke goes over well at the local Klan meeting... 
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Hahaha.. love it 
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That's good. 
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Well played! lmao Thanks for the laugh!
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 goodbuddy781
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11/14/2021 9:51 am |
Lovely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lmfao.. that is such a good one, didn't expect that ending but I loved it!!!  Thanks so much for this morning laughs, I hope your Sunday is a peacefully relaxing one..Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Probably more accurate than you imagine 😊
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My guess is this probably happened. If you ever met a Social Worker you will hear some Lol stories. Thanks for the laugh.
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LOLOL Accurate for my part of the country!
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Your welcome 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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I'm sure this joke goes over well at the local Klan meeting... 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Hahaha.. love it 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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exactly ! 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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That's good. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Well played! lmao Thanks for the laugh! You're welcome 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Lovely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Lmfao.. that is such a good one, didn't expect that ending but I loved it!!! Thanks so much for this morning laughs, I hope your Sunday is a peacefully relaxing one..𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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Probably more accurate than you imagine 😊 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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My guess is this probably happened. If you ever met a Social Worker you will hear some Lol stories. Thanks for the laugh. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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LOLOL Accurate for my part of the country! 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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.. glad I could help Joy ! 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦
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