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To The Scammers and those who fall for them  

maxsamandbill 54M
1 posts
2/1/2020 4:38 am
To The Scammers and those who fall for them


OK. So I've been exposed to enough of these fakes on here to the I finally sent one of them the below. WARNING: GUYS, some of you are so horny and desperate you fall for this - DON'T. You have a BIG head that contains a brain. I wonder. If you are here for a relationship and true love go to a support group that caters to people suffering from Delusions.

OK - The . It is in English here but the profile said she spoke French so I sent the whole thing in French:

Thank you for looking at my profile. We do live far apart and you do speak French do you not? So do many of the countries in Africa...speak french.

I see you don't care about age and distance and are willing to relocate which could be good as I live 2,000 miles away and I'm twice your age. The young, sexy, person in the photo would have nothing to do with me in person. But you will! What a welcome surprise. So if you are willing to relocate then you are willing to cover the expenses and get a job lined up in the city to which you are going before you actually get there.

And no - scamming people online is not a job. It comes from the minds of the primitive. Basically monkeys with a talent for poor grammar and so intensely stupid they keep using the type of profile over and over:

1. You post only one picture for the most part that can usually be found as stock in a search.
2. The screen 99% of the time ends in numbers.
3. This, or something close, appears somewhere "IDg#39" usually in the middle of a sentence or your title.
4. You hotlist and attention to men that no pretty, sexy 26-34-year-old woman 1,600 miles away would have anything to do with. Not in this world of fake people look for partners are younger, ridiculously attractive, and "financially stable." Talk about a match made in Hong Kong. Really, I'll put myself up for an example. If you were really looking for a soulmate, true love, and you were 26 to 34, have very good looks and a good job in New Jersey, why in the of GOD would you even glance at a 50-year-old from Denver ( recently lost his wife to cancer and is just rebuilding his life) in order to plan a glamourous amourous future together?!! C'mon, no dick, no matter how extraordinary you think yours is, is worth what they are suggesting.
5. Your grammar is pitiful, pathetic, and has the tone of anything but a native of the Midwest much less this country. Hire a grad student guys. You suck at this.
6. Most women in this country don't characterize themselves as "a lady seeking loves." The "lady" is a dead giveaway.
7. Looking for your one and only soulmate, once-in-a-lifetime love, and hero to stand by your side, treat you like a queen, be generous and kind and loving; take care of you so you don't have to work, and all sorts of fairy tale bliss and have anal sex with you. Seriously, this is in profiles. One of those things just doesn't belong there. However, it seems to hook the desperate and horny.
8. She describes herself as truthful and honest with integrity. Family means everything. Age means nothing. God-fearing to boot. Willing to relocate. In other words, a saint. A saint seeking anal sex and willing to try orgies as well. The term, "Diametrically Opposed" comes to mind.
9. The race listed is caucasian. The photos picture an African American.
. The job she claims to have can, in no uncertain terms, be her real job with only "some college" "associates degree" or "finished high school". If the charge nurse responsible for my life didn't have at least a Master's Degree in Nursing I'd raise hell or be dead in the morning.
. Look for obvious inconsistencies.
. The profile picture(s) looks like it came of a swimsuit edition or lingerie catalog or it doesn't contain at least ONE raw selfie. If it looks too perfect it is too good to be true.
. Some scam dudes got wise and started putting at most only one sentence or so in the profile and leave almost all the demographic data. The photos can seem real but most are posed on a street, in a car, or motel room. They seem posed, not natural pictures one would take on vacation.
. BIG BIG BIG When most of the comments on the picture section are telling you it's a scam...IT'S A FUCKING SCAM!
. You are 56, bald, overweight and you are checked , flirted with, messaged, IMd, or hotlisted by a really hot younger chick from the land of Far Far Away. It doesn't take a Sherlock to realize that the game is afoot. SCAM.
. IMs from younger prettier women that appear to be hornier than you and want your wonderfully magical cock, but you have to register on some website. DON'T.

FIRST :
OK. Here we go. Despite every bone in your body telling you this can't possibly be for real you ignored it and took the plunge and are in communication. While it is exciting to be chatting with and hopefully getting to know a new person, that person strangely has no interest in you whatsoever.

I received messages from 5 or 6 different people that were identical word for word. I was dumb enough, in the beginning, to fall for the first one. I was going to write in-depth answers to her questions and explain where I was in life so there would be no surprises later on. How thoughtful of me, huh?

After working for a couple of hours on the perfect reply, grammatically correct and filled with personal details and sending it with high hopes (I must have been high to think something would come from this) I receive a rambling message that had not answered one question I asked and had not commented on one word of what I wrote. When you mention you just lost your wife, horribly, to cancer any normal person would at least mention that in a reply.

If you are not getting direct answers to questions or replies are vague and don't mention a DAMN thing you have communicated about do think something is wrong? You got a scammer or the most Autistic person on the planet.

Most people catch themselves by this but curiosity hits and we want to know what the endgame is. Now we're playing along. If you choose to go further for shits and grins you will get the most amazingly improbable works of fiction to entertain you when at work. Try taking them to the of them making the ask. Then pretend you will it right away. Get a , e- , IP , Location, if you get enough the Senior Sizzle's Abuse team, not that it will do much good, but you might get luckier with them than the ones you are trying to get to fuck you here.

These guys need to hire an editor and come up with plausible copy. Hey, I'd do it if they are actually getting people more stupid than they are to to Turkey - Oh yes! That is another give away. Playing these guys for a while, if one gets past the first with them the tone of the becomes too familiar too quickly "Dear" and "Darling" everywhere. They may say they live in your city or area but know nothing about it that a local does.

Then the messages indicated they are in Turkey for a funeral without the funds to return home and will ask you for it. They say they are on a business trip in Dubai but tell you their business is closed. They post they are from South Carolina but then they are from Poland and living in hiding from a horribly abusive husband.. Good God! Several of us here have a pretty good time hunting these scammers down, exposing them not only to everyone on the site but perhaps to law enforcement? Probably won't go anywhere.

Reports could go to those agencies if it turns numbers and IP addresses are linked to the offshore company that runs this sham of a site and refuses to take down fake profiles of criminals. That makes the company seem like they are behind the scams or at least getting a cut. Do you know this site tried to charge my credit card FIVE times within a matter of 20 seconds when I ordered a monthly renewal?! Something is rotten in Denmark.

So all you clever scam-monkeys, think beyond the level of a third grade retard obviously, a fourth-grade retard is smarter than you and would probably make a great creative consultant for you. They will make way fewer subject-verb disagreements than you at the very least.

Try something new and inventive. Do better research, hire a native English speaker to edit your profiles and messages BEFORE you the one to 00 people.

Your "Damsel in distress" stories necessitating the need for to a foreign country really have to get more realistic. I'm not going to you $1,250 because this ditzy woman you are putting there was too stupid to book a round trip flight from Turkey, as she had to take care of her father's<b> death </font></b>and funeral, But wonder of wonders she just doesn't have access to all her in the states. You will be most generously repaid and get the fuck of a lifetime upon her return though. OK Basic Banking scam-guys - even a PREPAID VISA DEBIT CARD is international you idiots. Not to mention you can access your accounts online and have transferred anywhere on the PLANET in seconds.

Most see you coming way before you get the chance to ask for or whatever you are after, sometimes we just let you spin your wheels, you crap, discover the game and laugh because if you guys are good for anything it's one hell of a laugh as not many people could come up with so many ways to screw something up this atrociously on purpose.

Prepare to start receiving messages like this on your fake profiles. Everyone needs a hobby, right?

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