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HypoCRAZY - Part Deux  

JxP3148 33M
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11/2/2019 4:36 am
HypoCRAZY - Part Deux

Once you have learned to identify "The Bitch" its easy to them and not waste your time and the retarded amount of Senior Sizzle charges for memberships; Rest not, for you have avoided one pitfall, only to potentially step directly into another one.

This one is the very reason we all joined Senior Sizzle to begin with and we've all clicked one of their profiles and aggressively thumbed through her 319 photos and 87 videos, foaming at the mouth and growing ever more chubby in the pants with every new angle you get to see of her amazingly fit naked body before smashing the "Hotlist," "Flirt," " Friend," "Tip," and " ," but not until we've written in the box telling her how amazingly gorgeous she is, how we'd give anything to spend any amount of time doing anything with/for/to her to satisfy her every single need, how we will dick her down better than any man could ever hope to, how we'd sex her up all day, ery day, forever, until we fucking die, and maybe she's the most gorgeously sexy woman we've ever laid our eyes on, and she might even actually be a real life goddess incarnate sent from the heavens to bless our tool with her divine pussy.

Hell, I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie. Along with 2,653 other mother fuckers in her friends list.

Bear witness unto her divinity.... for she is "The Babe" of Senior Sizzle.

As we refresh our mailbox over and over, in wait for her reply to bless our inbox, lets just take a second to realize a few things. She has hundreds of photos so she's either been here A LONG TIME, or she does something that involves taking a ridiculous amount of nudes. She has 2,000 fucking friends, so her inbox is full so many dick pics and guys and girls telling her she's Gods gift to them, that EVEN IF SHE HAPPENED TO SEE YOUR ..... she's not going to reply to YOU. Lol. Sorry. Don't worry, she didn't reply to me either. Oh? A link in her protile to ANY website.

She's a cam model. Sorry fellas and ladies; She is not here to fuck anyone. She's here to advertise her pornography to horny motherfuckers. Smart eh? But damn if only.... cry on my shoulder and move on. Theres like real girls in the sea to try to fuck. But she is only for looks

At least she isn't as bad as "The Bot" which will be outlined in Part 2.5, which doesny even deserve a whole because most of us already know about "her."

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