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Adventures in AFF: Chapter 1 The Beginning
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Adventures in AFF: Chapter 1 The Beginning So, this is not our first ride in this rodeo. We had a profile several years ago, it didn't end well. Within hours of signing back up, it was clear to me, the problems that drove us away in the first place, are still very much manifest today. In fact, it's these experiences which has inspired me to write a blog. As experiences accumulate, this could make for a short novella. It should be entertaining. So, in my personal and never to be humble opinion, there are two problems here: 1) the guys and 2) the single ladies. Let's be fair to the single ladies though, I think they are more than justified in their position! So, I'll give some examples here to illustrate my points and offer some solutions, at least tot he ladies to help improve my own chances for success. Off to it....... 1) The Men. The main problem here is that most them, not all but most, are total idiots. Idiots to such an extent that there's just no help for them. There's not a pill they can take, there's not a class they can go to. They're just fucked. Here's some examples and, this is just in the 3 days since I've signed back up. Example 1. I get a message from a single guy that reads "I just sent you my pic". I'm thinking "O.K. but, I don't remember asking for it". What does this guy want me to do with it? Why does he assume I want it? Does he start all conversations like that? I'm really at a loss as to how to respond to it lol. You know? What a way to start a conversation. I don't want to talk to this clown in the first place but, especially now. ahhhhhhh. Example 2: This is one is just great. I hope you get as big of a laugh out of this as I did. Another message pops up on screen and the ID is attached to a couple. Not really what I'm looking for here but, I can and will be polite. And he's polite, for all of about ten whole seconds. He almost immediately starts telling me how horny he is from chatting here and looking at profiles and pics. He is uncontrollably horny. So, first thought is, you can't chat and see some dirty pictures without getting worked into an uncontrollable sexual frenzy? aye-yi-yi.....Already I have to get away from this clown. Then he starts sending me pictures of his wife which, to his credit is pretty damn hot. After he sends these, he asks if I'm bi. I reply in the negative. I'm starting to get either a little tickled and amused by his teenage, prepubescent nature or, really annoyed. So, now he tells me he's not bi either. I'm thinking "wtf did you ask for then? lol". He continues on his rant about being so uncontrollably horny. This is all, by his own admition, just from chatting and looking at profiles. No doubt he has his dick flopped out on his lap while doing all of this, right? Now, Mr I'm-not-bi proceeds to offer me $200 for gas if I'll come over to his house. Did I not just tell this fucking mo-mo I wasn't bisexual? Maybe he has a hearing or learning disability? I thought briefly about taking him up on his offer and securing him naked and spread eagle to his front door until his wife get's home from work and getting a nice little $200 out of the deal, right? OH, that's the other thing, this guys wife is at work, busting her ass to pay the bills and he's at home propositioning straight guys to come over and play around with him. What a fucking winner! How did he score a hottie like that, I'm beginning to wonder if she was really his wife. I don't know. And this guy hadn't even seen me! I never sent him a pic, hell no! He didn't even know who he was propositioning to come over! Do you see what I mean about idiots? Surely and positively, not all the guys on here are like that. The problem is, there's too damn many who are! Ya'll ruin it for everyone! Which brings me to the second problem, the single ladies. Problem 2: The Single Ladies. Now ladies, as I said earlier, given that your experiences are probably much more recurring and often than mine/ours, you are excused you for the hostility you show towards all potential suitors lol. But still, you can't treat all of us men like these fucking martians! In most events, my ship is sunk before I even set sail. I can't even initiate a conversation with some of you. The above and aforementioned problem is so profuse that men who are endowed with intellect, self control and can hold an intelligent conversation can't even get close. Your guard is up all the time and there's just very few openings through which we can force an entry. Force is a good word here, you're so weary of men in general, you can be a little hostile LoL. I understand, completely and I do not blame you. There are sometimes the weirdos and sickos on here have pissed you off to such an extent that I get nasty responses right off the bat! Take a step back, breathe darlin......gooooooosfraba Really, I can't pick on you or blame you for this because there are some real pains-in-the-asses here. Isn't that everywhere though? So come on, remember, there are some guys out there that are not total and complete tools. Some of us are competent, some of us are capable. Some of us have accomplished things we dare not even say for fear of being not taken seriously because the accomplishment is so great. Really. You want great experiences and there are some great guys out there for sure so don't let the total and complete idiots shut the door completely for the ones that aren't! So these are just some thoughts here, some experiences or Adventures in Senior Sizzle if you please. As more arise, and they most assuredly will, I'll post them as additional chapters i.e. new blog posts |
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