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A Forest of Hair.  

Ransom555 32M
9 posts
5/4/2019 1:11 am
A Forest of Hair.


When my step-father gave me the “talk” he left me with one piece of advice for choosing a partner, “don’t get with no hairless girls, you want a forest of hair! That hair means she’s a real women”

It’s something I’ll always remember. He was a short lived stepfather, around long enough to lay that bit of info gold on my lap and promptly up and left.
I remember exactly what brought the talk about too. I had been out in the forest with some friends building forts and lighting stuff on fire, normal stuff. I happened across a pack of playing cards, full deck, every card had a different naked lady on it. Obviously I snatched that up quick and hid them in my room. Not so well unfortunately.

When I got home from school the next day, my mother and stepfather where waiting in the dining room. They sat me down and informed me I was in big trouble. Out came my prized find, my parents where not amused to say the least. They yelled and interrogated me as to were I got the cards.
I told them the truth I found them, they didn’t believe me. They took my cards and off to my room grounded I went.

I never understood why they where so angry with me, even today as an adult I’m still a little puzzled about it. I mean I get it young with basically porn, but groundation?

Still curious and no cards to gawk at, three days later I had acquired my very first girlfriend. The trouble with small towns is everyone knows everyone. As soon as my stepfather found out who my girlfriend was he felt obliged to have the “talk”

Apparently he had dated my girlfriends mom, years and years ago, and as he yammered on about birds and bees and<b> condoms </font></b>and mommies and daddies
He pulled out two of those playing cards. One featured a shaved women and the other all natural.
His tone got serious and his speech level quieter, he leaned in and bestowed upon me that of his greatest knowledge, “dive forth into the hair”

As I got older and experienced more women, I came to realize not many women in my generation went all natural. I’m not sure exactly what his aversion to shaved vaginas was. By the time I was coherent enough to ask he was long gone and another stepfather had been put into place. Luckily he didn’t feel the need to hand down any knowledge!

I have since denounced his advice, I don’t mind a shaved vagina at all. If anything it makes it easier on me when my face is taking care of business down there. That being said I would just as easy dive in a muff forest too.
As it turns out I’m not very picky at all. I’ve got a few must haves, a vagina for starters.

Hair just didn’t seem to make it on my list at all though, I wish I could find that man now and ask him, why he was so worried about shaved muffs? Or better yet why he felt that was a necessary part of the “talk”.

When I reach that journey in my life, when I also have to explain something beautiful and yet awkward for so many, I know full well I’ll be leaving hair length out.

Do you have any preference? Full forest? Shaved? Stick figure pushing a lawnmower at the top? Landing strip? Double racing lines?
What about you dudes? you still rock the dickburns (shaft sideburns) or maybe just a little ball fro?

Imthatgirl1122 42F
1835 posts
5/8/2019 1:05 pm

for me personally, I prefer shaved. not because it looks nicer or sexier... but I had lots of experience when I'm in the middle of doing blow job...suddenly I can feel there's hair inside my mouth...I want to ignore it but I can't...so I gotta paused the excitement to find that hair inside my mouth lol...


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