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Blogs > Philherdesire > Eclectic Writings

Project Tinder  

Philherdesire 56M
13 posts
7/24/2019 6:49 am
Project Tinder


Well guys, I’m well and truly bored this week. I keep searching through Senior Sizzle to see if any new women actually exist here within reach of one or two capital cities. But it seems the handful of women keep appearing.

There’s the one with the nice ass displayed, but wants black guys only – like really, you live in Melbourne, Australia! You’d be lucky to see one black guy a day here walking around in the CBD, how ya think you’re going to meet any – here?

Then there’s the one with what looks like a massive ingrown hair or cyst on her inner thigh, I just can’t get past it, even though there’s vagina, right there. I keep messaging her I’m happy to come round and remove stubborn hair from spot but nope, I just never get a response from her. How rude.

Not to mention, the one with the only other than “keepin my options open” on her opening comment says,

“I have long brown hair, greeny blue eyes, about 5'6 and I have a .”

A what? A pierced clitoral hood? A piece of poo on nose? She also states 34E boobies? Well, she’s is a good magician at hiding them.

With all this boring as bat shit activity going on and I’ve exhausted every single candidate by spamming them because not one of them will reply…..
I’m off to see how Tinderland responds to me.

Stay tuned. Time to make a new profile. I’ve got a whole new set of pics, including a shirtless one where I’m flexing my, err, goodness. I’ve been working out ya know…really. Truly. Check me out, ahuh.

Philherdesire 56M
87 posts
7/24/2019 6:59 am

 And so goes the experiment


D80322 40M
31 posts
7/24/2019 7:34 am

 Nice


seems6666 53F  
4838 posts
7/24/2019 8:15 am

 Good luck with that!! It didn't work for me... I had a 50 miles radius, and 2 men messaged me, one from the USA and one from Finland!! I'm in the UK


NorthfieldGuy76 51M
36 posts
7/24/2019 9:19 am

 Good luck and hey maybe report back!


Philherdesire replies on 7/26/2019 5:47 am:
Yes I intend still to respond. Have some interesting rudeness to report on soon, just a little tied up at the moment

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