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A funny blonde, brunette, and redhead for Wednesday!  

Apollorising58 63M
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1/1/2020 3:36 pm
A funny blonde, brunette, and redhead for Wednesday!



A funny blonde, brunette, and redhead for Wednesday!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and<b> rubbed </font></b>it. A genie popped and granted them each wish. The redhead wished be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish friends were ."


A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need another, but have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go the market and see if I can find for that amount. If I can, I will you a telegram." She goes the market and finds for $499. Having dollar left, she goes the telegraph office and finds that it costs dollar per word. She is stumped on how tell the blonde bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"


There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

A funny blonde, brunette, and redhead for Wednesday!
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Tmptrzz 61F  
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1/2/2020 11:51 am

 That second one was too funny.. Have a great Thursday my friend..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


bbuckwwheat 65M
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1/1/2020 9:55 pm

 And what title do you give a redhead sitting between a blonde and a brunette?
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Looking4fun10180 64M

1/1/2020 5:00 pm

 That was fun.
Thnaks


pocogato12 71F  
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1/1/2020 4:50 pm

 Oh Dear Lord, The tears are running down my cheeks

the ones on my face!!
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shadowtoo69 69M  
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1/1/2020 4:14 pm

 Thanks for the laugh..


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1/1/2020 4:08 pm
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