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Funny Wednesday!  

Apollorising58 63M
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8/14/2019 4:26 pm
Funny Wednesday!






Father In Law

day, my husband was at home, but i was working late. My father in law was at my house too. My husband always likes it when i made love to him in the dark, so after I got home I went upstairs and made love to him in the dark. Then I went downstairs and my husband was sitting on the couch. I said, "how'd you get down here before me?" He said "shhh! my dad is upstairs sleeping in our bed"



What?


Breast Feeding:

A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, ", my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging ." As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast is hanging . When he gets with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your breast is hanging ." She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"




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vopesahe 62F
36414 posts
8/15/2019 4:07 pm

 very funny
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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
8/15/2019 9:30 am

 Happy Thursday my friend those were great jokes.. thanks for the laughs this morning..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


SmmrFunTX 29M

8/14/2019 6:56 pm

 Lol


bitchkitty2017 71F

8/14/2019 6:25 pm

 been there on that day lol i definately know when " fuck me so hard I can't walk day is " lol great day is hump day as well...ha ha


sexlovefun2019 54M
14 posts
8/14/2019 6:22 pm

 I'll bang you in the ass. And good.


Apollorising58 63M

8/14/2019 4:29 pm

 Have a funny Wednesday!
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