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Mr. Scrumptious aka Mr. Yum  

forbiddenwish 58F
54 posts
9/28/2020 7:34 pm
Mr. Scrumptious aka Mr. Yum


Mr. Scrumptious aka Mr. Yum,

It's been awhile since we last chatted. I've thought about you, I've dreamed about you but I know with Covid you've been keeping your distance. I can't blame you really, it's so hard to make any sort of contact when we have to wear these masks.

I find myself walking in the grocery store and wondering where is that masked man. Could it be you I see fondling that fruit and thinking about me? Is it you looking at the cucumber with longing in your eyes? Or is it you in the wine section buying the case thinking about how much naughty fun we could indulge in?

I was pretty sure I saw you the other day at the store. It was the box of condoms, the wine and whipped cream that was the give away. I looked at my cart and all I saw was the chocolate and strawberries and thought we were a match made in heaven. We were meant for each other. However I know it's hard to see through the mask.

It's almost Halloween and my thoughts stray to me wearing a costume to get your blood pumping. Maybe we can both be masked and live out our fantasies. Should I be a cowgirl, a harem girl, ninja, catwoman? Maybe you can tie me down and pretend to rescue me from the evil covid forces of doom. I promise I won't bite, well maybe just a little. We'll think of it as Covid therapy or maybe just some much needed all night exercise. Maybe we can play a little halloween game of follow the candy Dots. I'm sure we can get creative.

Whew - you make me hot Mr. Yum. When I eat gummy worms I think of you. I think I might be having a sugar craving and you are my only fix. Don't be a stranger in a strange land Mr. Yum.

I dedicated a song to you and I and our many future adventures:
Back in the High Life - Steve Winwood

WithSlowHands2 67M  
1 post
10/10/2021 11:36 am

Very lucid - clear - hot. You have a gift for words!


bikemanrd4001 56M  
2 posts
10/27/2020 7:44 pm

Mr Yum has selected a very nice zucchini, and now seems to be headed for the whip cream....hmm, that's an interesting combination.


bikemanrd4001 56M  
2 posts
9/30/2020 8:48 am

Mr Yum seems to be hanging out around the peaches


forbiddenwish replies on 9/30/2020 12:20 pm:
The peaches!! I knew it. Now I need to hang out around the peaches and maybe the melons or maybe it'll be grapefruit season soon. Darn. I knew the zucchini section wasn't well for me.

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