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Why You Need a Good Old Man
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Why You Need a Good Old Man gonna light it tonight... So she says, "hey my car is making a funny noise". And I tell her, not having seen her pussy in over a month, "you better get checked out". So she takes it to the mechanic, and the mechanic says it's her cv axle and it'll be $350... This from a woman I have been married to for a very long time. A woman who, had she only mastered the simple process of sucking my dick to orgasm, could have owned me. So, the moral of the story is, marry a mechanic... |
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"Who do I look like, Betty Crocker?"
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Always two sides to a story, sometimes 3. i would love to hear hers ~~~ Seems like Betty Crocker and the mechanic are a match made in..... lol
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Why did not teach or encourage her? Perhaps your cum does not have good taste? Seriously out flavour affected by everything we consume.
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So she says, "My car won't start". urrrrrrrrrrr
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3/21/2019 5:06 pm |
so why do we need a good old man
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Only old man I need would be a rich one.
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Oh ,you mean husband.i I thought you were just taunting the ageists! Using more than all the road!
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Old men r toxic and controlling.
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OK, so maybe your car is good to go...and maybe you just don't need any love or affection. You need a GOM when: You don't have any money. You need to be rid of spiders, snakes, ants, roaches, etc. You need heavy things moved or lifted. You need someone to pay for everything that maintains your lifestyle. The toilet backs up or the faucets drip or the hose is broken. The lawn needs mowing or there is powerwashing to be done. Your taxes need filing. The pool is dirty. You are under the weather. Your animal(s) are under the weather. Your parents are dying. Your children need assistance. You need financial advice and oversight. You need to appear in public as a happy couple. You need wood for the stove, or need the flame rekindled. You need the coon or coyote killed that's eating your chickens. You need... True, you can pay someone to do most of the above, as they are mostly service-oriented propositions. But then again, so is my dick. It needs servicing as well. Regular like... As for the comment above about Old Men being toxic and controlling, let me tell my story. I'm unsure what toxic means in this context. What I am sure of is, without some vestige of control your woman will likely fuck up just about every aspect of your life. And never, ever, let your woman pick your new puppy from the litter. Now then, if she has her own money, that's an entirely different conversation.
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A new Supervillian... The Toxic Cumplainer Look for me on an adult site near you...
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A good old man would tell you not to finance your new/used car through the Chevy dealer and instead through your credit union. But you did what you did... You buy 'em books, you send 'em to school, and whadda they do? Chew the covers offf...
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It's best to find a woman that is smart and can manage her own stuff. But none of that counts if she has no libido. I keep on flashing you my bright lights, but you're just to dim to now, when you're swervin' on life's highway, you're running someone off the road.
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