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Up in Smoke  

thegreatjoebob 66M
204 posts
12/29/2018 11:19 am
Up in Smoke

So her sexless sister, whose husband killed himself, gave The Sexless One a terricloth housecoat for Christmas. Aqua colored, floor length, weighed 15 lbs or so dry. Hideously ugly.

It's already bad enough trying to get her to appreciate how she looks to me. So she comes out of the bathroom yesterday and I saw it for the first time. It just made her look so frumpy and unsexy, I decided to take immediate action.

She left the house and I set that coat on the burn pile, poured some gas on it, and lit that mother off! Yes, She was pissed, but what was she going to do? Cut me off? I'm already cut off...silly cunt.

So I offered to take her<b> shopping </font></b>for one, or to go on my own and get her an appropriate after-shower garment, It is unlikely that I will be given an opportunity to atone for my actions.

I tried to stress to her how detrimental that piece of apparel was to her appearance but what really pissed her off was when I told her she was just like her (sexless) mother...

thegreatjoebob 66M
193 posts
5/13/2019 12:36 pm

 Can't believe I didn't even get an Amen on this one!


thegreatjoebob 66M
193 posts
7/22/2019 5:34 pm

 So, she went out and bought herself a replacement. Calf-length, white, and not nearly as ugly. But still not particularly sexy. she wore it a couple of times but now it is gone of its own and she has reverted to her original Van Heusen buttondown.

All I can say is Ladies, change it up every now and then...


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