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Blogs > delcocd > Imma CD and you should too!

OH hey a ... cock ....... pic .... (I did not see that coming)  

delcocd 55T
12 posts
11/9/2018 3:43 pm
OH hey a ... cock ....... pic .... (I did not see that coming)

I never got the urge to just snapshot my junk and send it into the interwebs. I might have taken a couple and shared with someone privately and not saying it's wrong, a lot of people have fun with it. But I can't help that, for guys here, that there's a better way to sell yourself.

Yes, you have a dick. Great, and maybe to you it's the best thing since whatever but really it's just a picture of a dick, awash in a sea of other pics of dicks.. some which are more impressive than yours. Scandalous to suggest I know.

So in any given night online, I see approximately 50 pictures of dicks. Big dicks, small dicks, hard dicks, soft dicks, black dicks, uncut dicks, questionably something going on there dick and many varieties of flavors to choose from.

The problem is, not really in the mood for a pic of a dick before I ask for one. It's like walking into an ice cream store and having the people behind the counter just start carpet bombing you with their 51 flavors when maybe just in the mood for vanilla, or maybe not even in the mood for any ice cream. Yet they keep coming because they are sure if they throw enough ice cream at you you'll eat one out of self defense.

Same basic concept here... except with cocks, so already drowning in a flood of dicks and ice cream, some of which i like, some i don't. So when you come along with johnny come proudly probably over it, and not really interested in another "when where? hi" with a pic of junk next to it.

Lead with a nice bicep, or maybe a hint of something fun in your shorts, even a corner of your smile would be an upgrade. Be creative, nothing says I could not have possibly put less effort into a profile than your dick representing you. It's giving a coffee cup on birthdays, it's making salad for the cookout. It's the laziest way out.

not sure I've heard of any CD here that has pinged me on the the side and was like "GgggGGEeaaaahhhh girl did you see BigBozzXX144XX's dick pic? I had to dry hump a hoagie roll just to relieve the pressure. I know right I didn't even mayo. You mussssssst see this pic but wear sunglasses because looking at it with unprotected eyes will destroy your retinas with it's glorious awesomeness xoxo".

sissystella 60T  
26 posts
11/10/2018 3:26 am

 I could not agree more. However, sadly, this ha been expressed over and over again but no one seems to get it


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
11/10/2018 9:21 am

 Many on here are sick of dick pics- IT is not going to upgrade their mentality
(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


Shiy_1956 68T  
35 posts
11/13/2018 8:16 am

 Most men just think that their dick is the best and only one you should want.... I get tired of it all the time....


delcocd 55T
3 posts
11/13/2018 3:50 pm

 I saw a profile that had "Dick pic or no pic... which is worse?" for a status and I *so* wanted to steal that


sissystella 60T  
26 posts
11/14/2018 3:55 am

 Please steal it. In fact, I encourage you to post it. I give it to you freely


delcocd replies on 11/20/2018 7:55 pm:
haha! i'm sure we both see lots of profiles

so if nothing else, let it not be said I plagiarize without consent

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