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Why I wear Underwear...MOST of the time...
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Why I wear Underwear...MOST of the time... Here I am nicely nessled in bed this afternoon after sex... are gone to friends...life is good... ...and then theres a BANG BANG BANG on the door...is going crazy...I'm thinking there's a crisis going on!! I leap from my bed like a fire cracker went off in my ass, throw on my jeans... ...and yank the zipper clean up...with a fold of my nutsack firmly caught!! I don't know who was at the door...may they rot in hell!! Thank God for frozen peas... lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS FYI...if you got them by the balls, their heart and mind WILL follow.  |
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Oooooooooooooh!!! Ouch! Maybe we should kiss or lick it to make it feel better!!  Muffy da Brat
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2/18/2007 6:23 pm |
OH SHEEEEEIIIIITTTTT!!!! I can feel it from here. Damn, that hurts like nothing else. And it will for a couple days too! See you are already getting used to the frozen peas!
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2/18/2007 6:27 pm |
Oh that's got to really hurt. Yikes. Yesterday I was out visiting when my underwire broke in my bra. Very uncomfortable. I ended up stuffing a kleenex in my bra at the side so the underwire wouldn't scratch my breast.
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2/18/2007 6:41 pm |
Here to send more kisses to your poor boo boo...take care sweetie Becky ~Becky~
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So glad I am not a male !! lmfao ....I am so sorry for you. Donna Donna Someday is today.
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Ouch!!! Poor baby... kind thoughts, Moonfire
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Trying to bisect your cock? 
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2/18/2007 9:27 pm |
Yeeeeeouch!!!!!!!!!!!!! So sorry LT....but like someone else mentioned...a vasectomy couldn't hurt much worse!!!! (Sorry...couldn't resist that one)  Power To FOK
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2/19/2007 5:18 am |
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2/19/2007 6:43 am |
Ohh man I feel for you. It really gives a guy a reason to have sweats handy for such occasions.
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2/19/2007 12:23 pm |
OH SHEEEEEIIIIITTTTT!!!! I can feel it from here. Damn, that hurts like nothing else. And it will for a couple days too! See you are already getting used to the frozen peas! One reason I like 501s and BDU uniform pants. Never have caught it in a button!
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2/19/2007 2:09 pm |
"Thank God for frozen peas..." ...here is hoping you are refering to the vegetable..and not the umm 'nutsack'
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2/19/2007 2:55 pm |
How Ben Stiller of you!  I'm of to rent There's Something about Mary again! Thanks. benibluetwo XOXOXOXOXOX
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OUCH! Blowing kisses your way.....
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2/19/2007 7:35 pm |
Did that once. DAMN it hurt. And it is more painful to remove those precious jewels from the jowls of Levi. Now I keep a pair of sweats under the edge of the bed for just such emergencies. -boydcounty- 
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2/19/2007 7:48 pm |
I just curse the soul who invented metal zippers... ...and then installed them where they can, and will, bite you! Life is a journey, just ride~  ~[post 974853]~
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  its still a bit funny...and probably hurt worse that the vasectomy would... kisses and tender hugs...m.
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i'm haveing simpathy pains for u right now as i cringe at the thought of it. the 1st thing that came to mind was the movie... something about mary dammmm OUCH OUCH & OMG OUCH wishing ur boo boo gets all better fast crystal
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Yikes!!! OUCH!!! I feel your pain and I don't even have balls!!!  {=}
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maybe it was that baboon you have pictured knocking at the door...and with teeth like that, you'd be glad you threw on pants before opening it. Yikes! see, I've painted an image worse than getting your frank and beans caught in your zipper. see, it could always be worse.
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501 Button Fly! They're a pain in the ass when you gotta make trip to the john in the bar, but they're not a pain in the nutsack.
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2/20/2007 3:36 pm |
LOL...oooopsss am sorry Babe! hugs flo
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I love an open invite!!! {=}
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Been there done that!!!    At least I haven't caught any pubes in it lately.  At least they freeze it for a vasectomy,but then the peas would do that. Sometimes it doesn't pay to get in a hurry. Later LustyRAWHIDE
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Ya, someone already took my answer. I was going to say it was the baboon at your door. "Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." 
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