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Blogs > LustyTaurus > A CrAZy CaNUcK...

That awkward moment during the prostate exam when you run your fingers through the doctor's hair.  

LustyTaurus 55M
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7099 posts
5/9/2015 12:16 pm

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6/23/2015 10:34 pm
That awkward moment during the prostate exam when you run your fingers through the doctor's hair.


Someone told me sex burns as a many calories as running 5 miles. That's great news if it's true. I'm not sure I could run 5 miles and certainly not 30 seconds?

I was thinking I do want to lose weight. In fact, if I can lose just a pound a week, I'll be a slim trim 225 lbs by the end of the year. That's when I realized I was standing in the kitchen with two cookies in one hand and a Mars bar in the other, and I was eating them simply because they were there. Probably a good thing I never became a gynecologist.

I couldn't stand to be without my legs. I'd be eating the Mars bar and cookies sitting down.

Before I forget, I learned recently that "dim sum" is NOT doing math in a poorly lit chinese restaurant.

Never work with someone who's obsessed with graphs. They'll always be plotting behind your back.

I was thinking about my ex-wife today, felt a little sad about the relationship ending but it was fate. She was a bank teller and over time, she gradually became more and more withdrawn.

I decided to write an autobiography and can't seem to finish it, but that's the story of my life. I struggle to find enough time in a day to get everything done and I thought why not clone yourself? But that wouldn't be like me.

I also got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'm gonna use it.

I needed a password with eight characters, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Computer said it was too short???

Have you ever thought about what a rip-off Velcro is?

I was invited to join a "Constipation Support Society" meeting this weekend and ironically, I couldn't go.

Here's something I always wondered about, maybe someone knows...what do atheists cry out during sex?

Yup....time to get a hobby lol!

LUSTYTAURUS

lustytaurus.

prairiedogs73 59M/58F   
188 posts
5/11/2015 7:24 am

 You knew with that title you were drawing us all in! Great Monday morning laugh...thank you!


LustyTaurus replies on 5/11/2015 4:18 pm:
It popped into my head and I was like, oh yeah, that's my title lol! Thanks for the visit!

PurplePeach72 51F
9194 posts
5/12/2015 12:00 pm

 You crack me up sexy! Thank you for the laughs and for the lovely Mother's Day wishes.
Kisses,
L
Kisses,
LA


LustyTaurus replies on 5/15/2015 12:19 am:
I try, and yw!

mediumWalter 47M
4236 posts
5/13/2015 9:57 am

 Thanks for the grins!
Blues is a healer. All over the world.
John Lee Hooker

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multitasksextoy 66M
3512 posts
5/26/2015 12:07 pm

 Well by the sounds of this post you definetly need to get laid >>! Welcome back buddy,have to have a coffee one day.Till later LT
Raw


LustyTaurus replies on 6/18/2015 11:21 pm:
Agreed brother! It would be great to get together and catch up Raw. Ill send you new contact info in an email soon, or shoot me yours again...not sure if your # changed.

butterfly_bfree 65F
Ask me for a photo
6 posts
5/30/2015 7:29 pm

 Hello LT,
I have been gone many years from Senior Sizzle but I am back to chat with friends and ..."maybe blog again. Hope to catch up with you.
Butterfly_bfree aka Buttery Delight


LustyTaurus replies on 6/18/2015 11:18 pm:
I remember you, thanks for finding me again, I was off site for quite a while also.

JudeL5 53M
1629 posts
6/12/2015 10:51 pm

 Chuckle, chuckle

Have a great week!


LustyTaurus replies on 6/18/2015 11:21 pm:
thanks bud!

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