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That awkward moment during the prostate exam when you run your fingers through the doctor's hair.
That awkward moment during the prostate exam when you run your fingers through the doctor's hair. Someone told me sex burns as a many calories as running 5 miles. That's great news if it's true. I'm not sure I could run 5 miles and certainly not 30 seconds? I was thinking I do want to lose weight. In fact, if I can lose just a pound a week, I'll be a slim trim 225 lbs by the end of the year. That's when I realized I was standing in the kitchen with two cookies in one hand and a Mars bar in the other, and I was eating them simply because they were there. Probably a good thing I never became a gynecologist. I couldn't stand to be without my legs. I'd be eating the Mars bar and cookies sitting down. Before I forget, I learned recently that "dim sum" is NOT doing math in a poorly lit chinese restaurant. Never work with someone who's obsessed with graphs. They'll always be plotting behind your back. I was thinking about my ex-wife today, felt a little sad about the relationship ending but it was fate. She was a bank teller and over time, she gradually became more and more withdrawn. I decided to write an autobiography and can't seem to finish it, but that's the story of my life. I struggle to find enough time in a day to get everything done and I thought why not clone yourself? But that wouldn't be like me. I also got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'm gonna use it. I needed a password with eight characters, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Computer said it was too short??? Have you ever thought about what a rip-off Velcro is? I was invited to join a "Constipation Support Society" meeting this weekend and ironically, I couldn't go. Here's something I always wondered about, maybe someone knows...what do atheists cry out during sex? Yup....time to get a hobby lol! LUSTYTAURUS lustytaurus. |
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You knew with that title you were drawing us all in! Great Monday morning laugh...thank you!
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You crack me up sexy! Thank you for the laughs and for the lovely Mother's Day wishes. Kisses, L
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Thanks for the grins! John Lee Hooker Recommended: [blog lucyjane78]
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Well by the sounds of this post you definetly need to get laid >>! Welcome back buddy,have to have a coffee one day.Till later LT Raw
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Hello LT, I have been gone many years from Senior Sizzle but I am back to chat with friends and ..."maybe blog again. Hope to catch up with you. Butterfly_bfree aka Buttery Delight
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Chuckle, chuckle Have a great week!
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