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A Conversation with my Ass
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A Conversation with my Ass Last night after several comforting Nite Caps I was in bed just starting doze off when I heard a voice calling . “ Janice, Janice wake up” Somewhat startled I answered, “Yes, who’s there?’ “Down here, it’s your ass” “Oh Hi, precious, How are you” “Is there something wrong? I haven’t had any visitors for a long while. Is it something I did?’” “No, not you, every body was told to stay home and alone” “ Why?” “The whole country is having a nasty virus, very serious” “What’s a virus?’ “Bad bacteria that is spread from person to person by coughing, sneezing even just normal breathing and it gets in the lungs and can make us sick” “Can it be spread from mouth to ass?” “There is not enough medical data on that but I think not” “Who told us to stay home?’ “The government” “Who’s that” “The elected people that make rules for us” “Does the government have asses also?” “Yes, but they only take care of their own asses mostly” “When can I have friends over again?” “I’m not sure, it may be awhile. You will have to be patient but when this virus is over, I expect you will meet several new friends, all glad to see you” “New playmates? I want to have fun with them”” “Yes sweetheart and you will have some with old friends that have missed you they tell me” “Thanks Jan, I feel better after talking with you” “I know how much you miss your friends, believe me and remember, We Are in This Together. I hope you can sleep now” “Yes, I will dream about what will happen after this is over. I’m very excited” “I promise you that you will be first one I tell when this is over so you can be ready to entertain your friends again”  |
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I have the same feeling..
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Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahah!! Ah, great stuff McNice, still pissin maself here! I often have convo's with ma arse, but usually one of us ends up knockin the other yin oot......
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Please don’t close the pod bay door HAL. Best post ever, lol. can be contacted and messaged via Blog
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Most hilarious post ever ! ! !
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That is good, thanks!!! Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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Great post... Memory of HAL9000 in 2001 A Space Odessey. Dr Chapman, Will I dream?
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Janice, if I make it through this disaster I want to be one of those new playmates your ass is yearning for! ...\8
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