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Some Action... Is Better Than NO Action At All... 😎ðŸ”Ĩ  

Paulxx001 67M
8732 posts
12/19/2019 12:52 pm

Last Read:
1/28/2020 12:10 pm

Some Action... Is Better Than NO Action At All... 😎ðŸ”Ĩ

I was at the office the other day, chiseling through files on my des Without warning... there was a power failure in the whole building.

The lights went off, all the computer screens went dark and the ventilation system sputtered, then purred ... a dead halt. Everything went completely silent... and blac One second later, a loud groan rushed out in unison - from every person there. A man in an agitated voice shouted...

"O My phone's not working and my screen's not working. They're BOTH not working for fucks sake!"

A minute later... the power surged back on with a loud hum. Everything and everyone, roared life. I heard a man yell ; " OK . I'm good. It's ALL good. They WORK now."

I stood up from my chair to see who HE was - but, I already knew. Every company has one, don't they? It was time for lunch.

I walked into the cafeteria and paused. Someone, was percolating some fish stew in the microwave - again . I looked around and saw the ladies huddled over by the windows. I decided to join them and sat down. Brenda grinned... with her mouth full ; Silvie and Latoya were engaged in a discussion.

I unwrapped my food. Black forrest ham with lettuce, mayo and dijon, with a slice of provolone - on a ciabatta bun - and a fresh tomato on the side. The women... entertained me with their conversation.

"It's been so long, I forget what it feels like, ya know? I'm not getting ANY . So I made a doctor's appointment, to see my gyno. Some action is better than NO action," declared Silvie to her compatriots, who laughed and nodded.

The girls stood up and waved goodbye. I was left alone, by the windows ; munching on my sandwich and chewing on my thoughts. My reflections were eventually interrupted... it was him .

He'd seen the empty spots next to . I bundled up my crumbs and smiled as he sat down. He grinned and spoke...

"Hey Paul... Did you guys have a power failure where you were today?"

I sit, in the cubical behind him.

"No. Our part of the building wasn't touched at all," I replied smiling, then waved. That's how we roll here - we wave .

As I walked back to the office, my reflections... continued : Some action, is better than NO action. Really? There's NO way, I'm calling my proctologist. Perhaps that 'gyno' thing is different... for women...

... and who's fricking fish was still fizzling in the micro?ðŸ˜ķ

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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/19/2019 12:53 pm

I think I'd rather have NO action than visiting my proctologist - he's old and he's got FAT fingers. ðŸ˜Ū
Now... I've never had a prostate exam with a female doctor. Hmmm..
Can you ask for one of those when ya sign up for the test? ðŸĪ”


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/19/2019 12:53 pm

I think company cafeterias should have a - 'no fish in the microwave' rule. ðŸĪ”🐟


scoupe42 60M

12/19/2019 1:09 pm

Paul, you have good way of telling a story. You keep your audience interest!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
12/19/2019 1:11 pm

Yea I don't think that's a fun kind of action at all, so I would have to pass on that one. I did smirk though when I read that and shook my head. Thanks for sharing this and so glad ya'll got the power working again.

And like you I love a good Ciabatta roll, with ham or turkey and provolone cheese as it tastes so good on them. I hope you continue to enjoy the rest of your day..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
12/19/2019 1:15 pm

I have never thought of my Doctor's appointments as sexually exciting. I just want them to be over as quickly as possible.
Dealing with stinky cooking smells at work was often pretty nauseating. Pretty hard hard to control what people could bring in. No fish? No hard-boiled eggs? No cabbage? No curry? Most important was that they clean up after themselves.


bbuckwwheat 65M
6265 posts
12/19/2019 1:26 pm

I doubt that there will be much difference between the male urologist or a female urologist when it comes to a prostate exam. The finger might be smaller, but the urologist sees it only as an exam, not anything else.

My urologist has a younger woman that is interning and believe me, you won't get excited in that settling.

Private mailbox at my blog bbuckwwheat
Fayette, Iowa


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
12/19/2019 1:44 pm

Here's a thought â€Ķ if going to the gynecologist, is considered "action" then what does that say about me? My gyn was also my boss.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
12/19/2019 2:52 pm

I won't be able to look at my Dr again after reading this.

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/19/2019 3:49 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Paul, you have good way of telling a story. You keep your audience interest!
Thank you sir. 👍


mc_justmc 63M

12/19/2019 3:56 pm

This guy in your office sounds familiar ............. does he have a lot of .... Nosehairs?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/19/2019 3:56 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Yea I don't think that's a fun kind of action at all, so I would have to pass on that one. I did smirk though when I read that and shook my head. Thanks for sharing this and so glad ya'll got the power working again.

    And like you I love a good Ciabatta roll, with ham or turkey and provolone cheese as it tastes so good on them. I hope you continue to enjoy the rest of your day..
That bread works sooo well on a sandwich, doesn't it? ðŸĪ”
When your computer dies, it's always a pain. You'd probably know THAT feeling. ðŸ–ĨïļðŸ˜­


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/19/2019 3:58 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    I have never thought of my Doctor's appointments as sexually exciting. I just want them to be over as quickly as possible.
    Dealing with stinky cooking smells at work was often pretty nauseating. Pretty hard hard to control what people could bring in. No fish? No hard-boiled eggs? No cabbage? No curry? Most important was that they clean up after themselves.
Funny thing is... I really don't mind cooking smells at all. It's just that ONE fish dish that someone keeps putting in there.
So... no gyno for you.
Check.
Unless... it was a game... and your lover was your doctor? 😷ðŸ”ĨðŸ”ĨðŸ”Ĩ


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/19/2019 4:01 pm

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    I doubt that there will be much difference between the male urologist or a female urologist when it comes to a prostate exam. The finger might be smaller, but the urologist sees it only as an exam, not anything else.

    My urologist has a younger woman that is interning and believe me, you won't get excited in that settling.
THAT... is true. I have family in the medical profession.
I'm always hoping for that female doctor who locks the door behind me , peels off her clothes and says... "I'm leaving medicine... but not before I.." ðŸĪ”ðŸ”Ĩ😊


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/19/2019 4:06 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Here's a thought â€Ķ if going to the gynecologist, is considered "action" then what does that say about me? My gyn was also my boss.
Wow... You've got the potential for some serious issues there. ðŸ˜Ū
So... where dja wanna start? Or should we just make an appointment for you, next Tuesday?
I'm not a REAL psychologist but I can pretend to be one. ðŸ˜ķðŸ”Ĩ


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/19/2019 4:09 pm

    Quoting flannel_light:
    I won't be able to look at my Dr again after reading this.
Oh... of course you will.
Picture me - a friend - at the other end of that speculum.😊
And you'll be fine... Sort of...


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/19/2019 4:14 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    This guy in your office sounds familiar ............. does he have a lot of .... Nosehairs?
lol... Yeah... There might be a resemblance. But THAT other guy is outta state.
Don't these men ALL, belong to a club of some sort? ðŸĪ”
I'm sure you've met a member...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
12/19/2019 4:20 pm

I'd rather have no action than go to the gyno... Yikes. Maybe it's because I had a cancer scare...


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/19/2019 4:37 pm

    Quoting  :

I had a hot dentist once. ðŸ”ĨMaybe it's different for a guy... ðŸĪ”
She kept leaning over me and... brushing against me and nudging me. She was squishing her (uh... you know) 'them' up against me, throughout that WHOLE fricken root canal.
I wish... I could have enjoyed it... a bit more.
So.. besides that... I hear pennies falling. âĪïļðŸ˜Š


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/19/2019 5:10 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I'd rather have no action than go to the gyno... Yikes. Maybe it's because I had a cancer scare...
Eee... hmmm... Yep. That'll do it, for sure!
Well... perhaps I watch too much porn. I was thinking of that OTHER scene.
I understand... ðŸ˜ķ


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/19/2019 8:17 pm

I'm pretty sure no one thinks of a visit to the gyno as "action". I mean, that's like me saying "no one's touched my boobs for a while, guess I'll schedule a mammogram". But we older ladies definitely can be prone to making those kind of jokes about our (mostly nonexistent) sex lives.


Paulxx001 replies on 12/19/2019 10:13 pm:
everyone has a sex life... just not always the one we envisioned.
My other comment? Ya... I'm just poking about. it's been a long day.

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/19/2019 8:28 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I'm pretty sure no one thinks of a visit to the gyno as "action". I mean, that's like me saying "no one's touched my boobs for a while, guess I'll schedule a mammogram". But we older ladies definitely can be prone to making those kind of jokes about our (mostly nonexistent) sex lives.
Ahh...
Perhaps this is a generational thing?
The women (I sat beside), were in their thirties... early forties... Maybe it's about a sense of adventure and self depricating humour?
You have a pov, I'll never gain. Unless, I grow boobs and a vagina. What are the chances of that? ðŸĪ”


Livin_my_Life14 53F

12/19/2019 8:51 pm

My gyno- who wears a bow tie- will say. Finger in the hole on 5,4,3,2...... in the hole! This way I am ready 😂😂 👈ðŸū


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/19/2019 10:27 pm

    Quoting Livin_my_Life14:
    My gyno- who wears a bow tie- will say. Finger in the hole on 5,4,3,2...... in the hole! This way I am ready 😂😂 👈ðŸū
If that's true - that's funny. If that's NOT true... it's STILL funny! 😂
Really? That's what he says? lol
I'd love, to have 'woman bits' for a day or so. Just to see what it feels like.
Have you ever thought of what it might feel like to have male parts - on trial ? ðŸĪ”


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/20/2019 7:36 am

    Quoting  :

Ahhh... 😊 👍 It would seem, right? ðŸ˜Ū ðŸĪ”


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/20/2019 9:03 am

    Quoting  :

Octopus 🐙? Hmmm.. Reeeelee... Grilled octopus 🐙 is GREAT! 👍 😊 My recollection of octopus (grilled) is that it has NO order... or really mild. The guy was bullshitting... 😊
So... no more salmon, huh? ðŸĪ” Oh well... lol 😂 ðŸ˜Ū


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