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SolarPowered0 118M
8346 posts
4/10/2019 4:13 pm



Here's the deal, Paul...

Early on, my ex-wife used to laugh all the time. As soon as we got married, she stopped laughin'. So, after twenty some years of learnin' jokes and makin' a fool outta myself, I finally just puilled out me weener one last time. She ain't stopped laughin' since.

Now, I sure ain't no comedian; but that little dummy I cart around with me... that little shit can draw out a belly laugh from the saddest girl in town! Sometimes he even sweet-talks 'em--in Greek, no less!

Solar...



Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/10/2019 7:18 pm

    Quoting SolarPowered0:


    Here's the deal, Paul...

    Early on, my ex-wife used to laugh all the time. As soon as we got married, she stopped laughin'. So, after twenty some years of learnin' jokes and makin' a fool outta myself, I finally just puilled out me weener one last time. She ain't stopped laughin' since.

    Now, I sure ain't no comedian; but that little dummy I cart around with me... that little shit can draw out a belly laugh from the saddest girl in town! Sometimes he even sweet-talks 'em--in Greek, no less!

    Solar...



So ya learned Greek, did ya? lol
Good one! 😁👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/15/2019 9:33 pm

Happy Tuesday.... I just posted something yesterday that you might find amusing.... Have a great day!
FrankeeZee and The Brazilian Wax Challenge


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/19/2019 1:19 am

    Quoting  :

lol... Oh yeah! That one always works...! 😊👍


Stlforfun1990 33M

4/19/2019 8:07 am

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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/19/2019 9:04 am

    Quoting Stlforfun1990:
    I am just looking for people who want fun nsa.
Yep... sounds like a plan. Go for it!
Drop by any time. 👍
Best of luck.... if ya need any pointers or tips and tricks on how to get around this island... 🏝️ feel free to call me back.


CampoGirl 57F
43434 posts
4/21/2019 6:24 am

Most of my dates end up in loads of laughter!!!

So I just put my clothes back on and go home.

Now on my Blog: 👄 New Pictures 👓


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/21/2019 7:38 am

    Quoting CampoGirl:
    Most of my dates end up in loads of laughter!!!

    So I just put my clothes back on and go home.
Well... there must have been a few good parts? 🤔😘
Maybe, the advice should have been... just laugh à bit. 😊. Have a good one.... 😘🐰🐣😊


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/26/2019 7:45 am

Need a laugh? I posted this yesterday...
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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
4/29/2019 11:44 pm

I just posted this yesterday.. I thought it was amusing. You might find it interesting as well.
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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/3/2019 8:20 am

I posted a quick blog yesterday. You might enjoy it.
Ever Share a Pizza With A Naked Cowgirl


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/7/2019 10:32 am

I posted an amusing blog post yesterday. You might enjoy it.
There Was Naked Bowling On Thursdays


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