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The Accidental Swingers
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The Accidental Swingers One day, this average couple from average town were fucking and realized they were better than average when it came to fucking. After a two hour-ish round of ass-grabbing, titty licking and ball-sucking they started to have a real conversation. Like a real one...with complete sentences and possibly a few adjectives thrown in. It was unlike any other conversation that typically involved , careers, and other killjoys...  (not that the are killjoys, but...oh whos fucking kiddingwho here?) They talked about their number before marriage (BM) and even though theyve had this talk before, it took a different turn. What if their numbers changed? What kind of fun could they have that was safe and they could do together? Because a mean game of foosball at Dave & Busters is so 2000. And babysitting drunk parents at your Chuck-E-Cheese party was never fun...not even when it was your 12-year-old birthday.  And then they found Senior Sizzle. But, heres the kicker...Oh my fucking god are there any normal, average people out there who arent trying to<b> cosplay </font></b>or want to resolve daddy issues by listing out every fucking kink. Really? Because your 1992 Wolf Tat gives away just how uncool you really are!!! That day, as the hubby and I tore up the sheets and tore down the imposed morality walls we grew up with, we finally set ourselves free to be Monogam-ish. We both play, mostly with other couples but singles are welcome to inquire. What intrigues me the most is the emotional involvement it takes just to set up a play date. I mean, do I really need to know your favorite color and your inner most dreams or can we simply make time to fuck?  Of course, there is the concern for safety and screening out the wack-a-doodles, but what got me is the lack of consistency. Its like people making an old-fashioned To Do List..there's a fucking app for that nowadays! Why would you cancel a *munch the day of? When you're over 40, time is never your own, its always on work or the babysitter's schedule. So when you cancel, it really fucks things up. We're still new and treading water, but what we've had, we've enjoyed. This is a new blog post I'm starting to talk about our experiences being (ahem) ethical sluts, if you will. Feel free to comment, like or follow us. You wont see our faces on here because of privacy issues, just know, we are sexy. Munch ya later, TexasCat *Munch is a social get together of like-minded folks. [It doesnt mean I want to leave my husband and start a new life or have your babies --- get a fucking grip. BTW, those tubes are tied. J/S] |
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A funny and truthful post. It take time and patience to find workable. Thanks for sharing. Good hunting. Welcome to the blogs. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde
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Yep you two sound normal to me.
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1 post 4/2/2019 3:04 pm |
Impressive
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