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The Dangers of Drunken Oral Sex.
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The Dangers of Drunken Oral Sex. Several years ago when I was living in Hamburg Germany, my girl friend at the time and I decided to take a holiday, we decided on the Island of Usedom on the Baltic Coast. A small but comfortable hotel, yards from a beautiful white sandy beach suited us perfectly, and we settled in to an enjoyable and well needed break. One evening after a few (perhaps few too many) drinks, we made our way back to our room, stripped off and lay down. We started making out, I was fondling her breasts and kissing her nipples as I worked my way down to her pussy. She opened her legs, and I lay down between her thighs, my tongue spreading her lips and circling her clit. Her moans and groans spurred me on to greater efforts, as she wrapped her legs around my neck, I was in heaven. Gradually I began to realise that she had gone quiet, had I lost my mojo didn't she enjoy what I was doing? Then I heard a snore, she had gone to sleep!! Ordinarily I wouldn't have minded too much, I had her silky skinned thigh as a pillow, and I was already in position to continue my ministrations when we woke. But then my blissful idyll was rudely interrupted, she passed wind  OMG it was foul, I had to get out of there but I was trapped with her legs wrapped around my neck!! I tried to wake her, but she was out cold, nothing I did woke her. Eventually I managed to wriggle free and breath easier, the next morning she had no memory of what had happened!!So my friends, do you have and embarrassing or funny experiences of drunken sex? Enquiring minds want to know  Please visit my Blog "Older but no Wiser" |
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 Ah, a great wee story, still laughing here McBurger!  The moral of the story is to always bring breathing apparatus when going out on the lash wi' yer girl!! I don't think I've ever been caught in such a deadly predicament, but farts have interrupted the activities a couple of times in the past, fortunately we both saw the funny side and resumed the activities after some side splitting laughter!
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I also had the same experience that the girl fell asleep while licking her pussy. however, I was not caught between her legs, and I thought about whether I should wake her up by carefully sticking my cock in her pussy and slowly fucking her. but that was too weird for me. the next morning we made up for everything. otherwise i have had good experiences when it came to sex after a little more drinks, i had the feeling the girls (me too) were more relaxed and uninhibited. the thighs are also a nice place to sleep Lust was zu schreiben? [post Privater Briefkasten Privat Mailbox (private Mailbox)
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Good morning my friend, that was some story there, can't say I have ever had anything like that happen to me before. Thanks for sharing this great story of yours. And I hope you enjoy your Hump Day.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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oh my! i always worry about stuff like this... my niece has awful flatulence for such a beautiful girl. and while i don't inquire on the status of her virginity i have given her my auntie foodie advice that she needs to keep track of what foods may trigger her before being on a date. she agreed this was good advice. i don't drink a lot. period. i usually have to drive myself home. if i'm at a 3H dining event i know with the dining club if i have one glass at the start of the meal i'll be fine by the time we get though several courses and conversation. over the years i've had a lot of chat buddies. one let me know his worst story. he did a meet and said she was so foul down below that he threw up! i usually get compliments on my taste. XO!
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11/16/2020 7:11 pm |
A few years ago when I was about your age I had a girlfriend that was 3 months older than I. We had sex on a regular basis (I was using tri mix) and we would go at it for a couple hours or more. One evening we were going at it really hard and I had her legs over her head. I pounded her pussy like nobodies business and when I finally came we rolled over on our sides with her legs still over her head and my dick still in her. The trimix didn't care whether you came or not. You stay hard till it wears off. We laid like that for another 30 minutes and my dick finally flopped out. The next day we were at her kitchen island having coffee and she said her hips were sore this morning. I said to her I wasn't surprised after last night. She said "What"? I just looked at her and grinned and we both broke out laughing when she figured it out.
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