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word crimes
word crimes "smoking meth and posting bible verses on fb or Senior Sizzle doesn't make you a methodist" lol as i writer i have some silly habits in place. but that is only because i like to come up with creative ways to express ,my thoughts and share them with you. one of the hallmark signatures to my writing style include the use of metaphors, a play on words. some folks completely /get/ them and some people don't catch onto them at all. one of my favorite rappers, 50 cent, says "i know i talk a little fast but if you think a little faster i don't have to stop so you can catch up". and this is funny to me because overall it can be hard to keep up with me, regardless of what the "up" involves. sexually i'm a handful for most anybody, but you be the judge of that (in your fantasies)! lol if you think that's impressive i also like to rhyme! so welcome to my blog freaks, and please read this at your own pace...i wouldn't want to stuck, in a loopty loop... trying to figure out what i'm talking about. so try and keep up. like trying to stay up... it can be a challenge (right gentlemen)but your efforts pay off in the end. or pay nothing. well something like that. if my blog or profile confuses you, we may not be compatible. i am quite drawn to those who are quick witted, unique, freaky and funny. if that describes you then let's chat sometime honey! if your still confused let's justy agree that we are from 2 seperate worlds that should never meet. take your seat. this ride requires you to be this tall (T)... |
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I enjoy reading your posts!! Nice!! Happy Monday!!
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