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cock karma i wish there was a magic pill or an extremely potent elixir for when<b> coitus </font></b>interruptess' dick issues' come up, or not so much, during sex. this formula would be invisible, odorless, and in an ideal world i could secretly give a man a dose without him knowing... i could bottle it, replicate it and i could be a rich bitch. but money is not the difficulty needing remedy here. and you ladies understand, and men do NoT seem to get it at all, and herein is a hot mess. what should he do when this happens, and what should he avoid? how important is this to a woman on the receiving end? now its not that i'm insensitive to a man's disposition when his cock doesn't "cooperate" with his (or our) sexual agenda. but i am flustered about this, and i imagine other females are too. when a man's cock isn't getting hard, and/or isn't staying hard, many men i think are embarrassed and this is one problem that a band-aid can't cover up. nor is it news worthy either for that matter. i think guys place way too much importance in getting their shiit to work and place way too much focus on their dick, not where they should be focused, on their female partner's pleasure (unless their gay/bi) then i suppose the same applies.embarrassment, disappointment, and i'm sure pride can seep in quickly when the equipment fails, and i think that this is all only natural. hear me out... there are a few definite no-no's for men (plze read unless your in your 20's): *a soft or even semi-soft penis cannot cannot cannot be folded/tucked in a pussy, it just never works, and we know when your trying to penetrate us with it *the tighter she is, the harder it needs to be SO and trying to enter her before your ready is a turn off to me, and just brings attention to all all around *don't blow it out of proportion, because for some, perhaps many women, its just not a big deal. we don't think less of him over it, and can deal with it OK and remember gentlemen (for those of you that ARE): *there is more then one way to skin a cat. another wards, play it off and finger fuck her or eat that pussy and we will barely notice if at all that mr happy isn't so happy and i personally get caught up in the ritual of foreplay *any reasonable women, sane or not so much, can understand that these things happen... and we really don't care nearly as much as you do. there have been times when a man is bumming out about his cock, and it was a mood kill lastly on this topic: *if a woman DOES make you feel like shiit over it, she's not worth fuucking. so only fuck lovers who are not cunts *do not be afraid to talk to your doctor about the little blue pill with a script for; it may save your relationship, and i hear it really fuucking works too! *this happens to ALL men over the age of 40 so no worries *remember, dick function is a way bigger deal to you then it is to us well i hope this blog post helps at least one guy out there, just wait out intercourse and wave your hands in the air like you just don't care. and if you hate doctors, buck up and go anyway. and alternately if my message reaches men out there, it will also help women out there who are frustrated as hell with this dick-centered universe. we can love cock and you and do so separately and fully. and if i have helped nobody, i still helped myself by writing on this freely so i feel better anyway. i appreciate your viewership  |
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